Kink Spotlight: Men in Towels and Nothing Else

Technically, only one of these guys is in his towel. Two have it held up to their crotch blocking you know what. Another is toweling off his hair while flashing his (to some) irresistible armpit. And another has his towel wrapped over his shoulders. While that's sort of "in," that'd be like wearing pants by wrapping the over your shoulders.

So only the guy taking the selfie is fully in his towel, magically arranged to showcase his muscles. I can't figure out his towel-tying technique. There's some origami going on that's part magic trick, or maybe his abs are keeping the towel up by sheer reverse gravity. Or, hopefully, the towel is about to fall off.

Because towels generally don't stay in one place for long. And any mobile covering has the potential to be moved out of the way any second. Plus so many angles to alternately hide or show off are possible. A guy in a sauna can go fully exposed, simply sitting on his fully open, flat to the bench towel.

Or he could sit with one knee up to his chest, the towel wrapped around his waist yet offering a direct view to his middle but only to those positioned in just the right place in the sauna.

I don't think any of these guys need towel lessons. The guy at the bottom right who is utterly erect seems to be an expert at showing off with a towel. Maybe he had it around his waist but his penis kept untying it. So to stop his towel from falling to the floor, he gave up and just carried it over his shoulders.

If I were the locker room attendant and charged with warning men about obscene physical displays, I would completely buy his excuse. Well at least if he added something about having seen himself in the mirror. An erection after that is completely justified.

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