Straight Man - Capital Asset

“Hey Honey, I’m home.”

“Hello Sugar, Lovely to see you.”

“Goodness what are you wearing? Your hair? It’s so short.”

“This thing, it’s a Lycra one piece, it’s all they offered me as far as clothing goes. Can you unzip me down the back, once it’s on I can’t get out on my own. It’s so hot in here.”

“Why is it white? It leaves nothing to the imagination, I can see your cock cage outlined. Let me get this zip, there. Are you sure it’s not one, or even two sizes too small for you?”

“The boss said they only come in one size.”

“Well, if it’s your uniform, I think we’re best to accessorize it for when you go back to work on Monday. Maybe a man-bag to hold in front?”

“What! You think I am expected to wear it back and forth?”

“I’d expect so, they could have just given you rags, not something brand new.”

“Oh my god, you’re probably right.”

“Let me just get my legs out. One, two, that’s better.”

“You’ve got no hair anywhere?”

“No, I was waxed again yesterday. Second time in three weeks can you believe! This time still stung, but nothing like the pain when I started.”

“Goodness, it makes you look, so, so undeveloped. It will take some getting used to, but I think it will grow on me.”

“Here.”

“What’s this?”

“It’s my little gift to you.”

“A dog collar?”

“It’s not a dog collar, it’s a Dan collar. You can hang it here on the coat hooks, when you go to work.”

“Here, let me put it on. I think the burgundy works really well with your metal rings.”

“These things, they don’t come off you know! They have to cut them off when I end my contract.”

“Yes I saw that when I read it?”

“You read it?”

“You left it here, I read it while you were away. I thought you would have taken it with you.”

“I should have, I didn’t tell work I didn’t have it in my locker.”

“Anyway, your collar looks nice. Is it too tight?”

“No, but you want me to wear it all the time?”

“Only when you’re home. Just between you and me.”

“Let me look at this?”

“Is this the same cage that you bought home before? It seems to fit you more snugly, tighter.”

“I didn’t have it on properly when I left, they fixed it.”

“Wow, you look so tiny in it.”

“It’s so uncomfortable. Especially if I get hard in it.”

“What sort of reduction will it cause?”

“Reduction?”

“How much size will you lose in six, seven months?”

“Lose size? What do you mean?”

“Oh, I thought cock cages cause permanent reduction in cock size?”

“What?”

“That’s what the internet says. I looked it up when I saw cock cages in your contract.”

“That’s bullshit, no one said anything about that.”

“Don’t get stressed baby, you weren’t that big to start with anyway.”

“That’s not true, I was at least five.”

“If you say so baby. Anyway, doesn’t look like you can use any inches at the moment.”

“You’re right! I’m so horny, I’m going mad.”

“Oh poor baby, are your little ballies full? They seem a little, I don’t know, tight skinned.”

“I’m full, bursting. Work don’t care. They say it will keep me focused! It’s crazy!”

“You feel a little hot down here?”

“I know, I know! But if I say anything, now they just shock me!”

“Ahh, I can feel the chip here, is it stitched to your balls?”

“Glued!”

“So high tech.”

“Honey, you’re making me hard. Even if you play like that, I still can’t get free.”

“Oh, my poor tiny dicked chuck. I’ll stop playing. Can you drag the sun lounges out from the pool shed, Sue’s coming over to get some sun.”

“No problem, let me just get some shorts.”

“No baby, no clothes for you. I’ve sent them all to storage. You could wear your jumpsuit, I suppose, it’s the only garment in the house that fits you.”

“What? You said Sue’s coming over?”

“She is, but I’ve already told her about you, she’s coming for a look.”

“What?”

*

“Hello Sue, come in.”

“Janet, so lovely to catch up.”

“Isn’t it a wonderful day out?”

“I thought it the perfect day to lounge by the pool. Come through to the kitchen.”

“I’d forgotten how immaculate you keep your house.”

“Oh, stop it.”

“You remember Danial?”

“Hel..”

“Shhh honey, no talking.”

“Of course I remember. Although last time he wasn’t so well adjusted. I see you’ve seen to that.”

“I can’t take much of the credit, I’m afraid. But it may have saved our marriage.”

“Really? I can’t wait to hear the details.”

“Is he naturally hairless, it makes him look almost early teenage.”

“No, he’s lightly haired normally. It’s all wax and clippers at the moment, when this contract business is over, we’ll look to a more permanent solution. Laser maybe, isn’t that right honey?”

“But, I…”

“Shhh baby, no talking remember.”

“He’s still quite chatty, isn’t he?”

“Oh, that’s me being soft I’m afraid. His work sent me this little remote device.”

“Arr!!”

“See. That was barely a half second shock.”

“Well, it brought him to attention. May I have a go?”

“Of course, it’s that round disk on the top. That’s it.”

“Arrrrrr, Arrrrrr! Please!! Arrrrr, Arrrrr!!!!”

“Oh goodness, I’ve brought him to his knees. I’m sorry Janet.”

“Nonsense, don’t be sorry. All new tech takes some getting used to.”

“Danial, please stand up, you’re embarrassing Sue.”

“That’s better, back a little straighter, yes yes, hands behind, perfect. Well done honey.”

“Shall we retire to the pool?”

“I think we should, I’m already wondering what wonders Danial’s work could perform on my Henry.”

“Danial dear, could you prepare us two champagnes. There’s a lovely ‘89 in the fridge. You’ll find the tray in the pantry. Oh, and there’s a starched white serving cloth over there for your forearm.”

“Your drinks.”

“Oh lovely. Here you are Sue, one for you, and one for me.”

“Thank you, Danial. Could you prepare some strawberries for now. And a round of those cucumber and chicken sandwiches you do so well, in about half, I think.”

“Yes ma’am.”

“That’s a very good touch, honey. Keep that up. That’s all.”

“He’s a quick learner Janet.”

“He is when he’s operating in his natural zone. When he has delusions of being able to think for himself, he’s hopeless. Looking back, I think that’s why the first few years of our marriage have been so dysfunctional.”

“Your strawberries, ma’am.”

“Good, good just place them there. Please stay nearby Danial. We may need a top up before the sandwiches.”

“You could finish reading your contract actually, I’ve left it on the side bench.”

*So, Janet. Do you think there would be any vacancies at Dan’s work for Henry?”

“I’m the one with the family money, he’s a senior associate in Stratton Legal. He’s due to make partner in six months. I wouldn’t mind finding him an alternate employ before then.”

“I could ask Colin, he’s the General Manager there. Do you have any pictures of his body?”

“You know, I do. We were being silly the other night, I still have the snaps on my phone. Here.”

“Goodness, he must spend a lot of time in the gym. He has muscles everywhere.”

“He does, and talks about it constantly. It’s so boring.”

“How old is he Sue?”

“Same age as me, 26. Look here’s one of him ‘excited’.”

“I see, he’s rather hung.”

“Yes, that’s tiresome too. Do the cages really shrink their cocks?”

“I mean permanently?”

“That’s what I’m told. Dan will probably lose about an inch and a half of his five.”

“Really? That’s 30% in six months.”

“Well we’ll have to see how he measures up at the end of his contract. Poor dear has no idea I’m going to insist he remains caged.”

“Janet! You’re so wicked. For how long?”

“A year or two. We’ll see how he adjusts to his new world order.”

“If Henry goes missing, won’t his family or friends miss him?”

“He has a sister in Europe he rarely speaks with, and his work regularly takes him to South America. If asked, I’d just say he was there.”

* * *

“Come on Carl, you need to get on your feet.”

“I can’t stand, I can’t. My balls are killing me.”

“Stop being stupid. You’ve still got another client to go.”

“No, I can’t. They just pound the fuck out of my nuts, I can’t take it.”

“Listen, get the fuck up or I’ll fry your nuts, and still make you stand.”

“There, that’s it. So much easier when you do as you’re told.”

“Come on, all the way up, straight back. That’s better.”

“Seb, these customers just get off on fucking me up.”

“Yeah, but that’s your job, right?”

“I’m meant to fix shit, do maintenance. Not get tied down to have my balls tortured.’

“Maybe, but that was probably before you started fucking company assets.”

“Seb, it fucken kills.”

“Carl, stop whining. It’s getting old. Nine gets five days of it, you only get two.”

“Besides, I think the next customer is the stander.”

“Him! He just stands on me! Full body weight, on my chest, my stomach. Last week even my head. Oh fuck.”

“Shit, do you ever stop complaining. A second ago you were worried about your balls. This customer ignores your balls and you’re still not happy. For fuck sake Carl, get a grip!”

* * *

“Dan, that was a great day with Sue. Its been so long since we caught up.”

“It was humiliating.”

“What do you mean.”

“You had me stay naked, treated me like your man servant. The full cage inspection as she left was the icing on the cake.”

“Is this the way it’s going to be around here?”  

“Honey, you know we were having problems before you landed this contract.”

“Yes, but we would have worked them out.”

“No honey, we wouldn’t have.”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean it was a brilliant move on your behalf to try something new, like this contract. I honestly don’t think I’d be here without it.”

“What are you saying, you were going to leave?”

“I had already started loading the suitcases in the spare room.”

“Oh my god. How come you didn’t say anything?”

“I did. I thought you must have heard.”

“What do you mean?”

“You coming home and showing me the contract. Showed me you were willing to do anything for us.”

“Umm.”

“Same as today, and the way it will be from now on.”

“Can you explain?”

“Well today you showed me you know how to behave, you know your place.”

“But,”

“No buts, baby. It was clear that you are finally being true to yourself.”

“Unless, unless you don’t think it’s that way and you do want to leave and be on your own.”

“No, no, I don’t.”

“See, I knew that was the case.”

“Now, the days nearly done. Go and get yourself washed out. I’ll be up to bed shortly.”

“Umm I was going to watch the game, it’s only eight. What do you mean washed out?”

“Baby, no more TV for you. Let’s not start up those distracting things, now you’ve come so far.”

“And washed out. I mean, I really feel like sex tonight. You’ve been gone for three weeks.”

“But, I can’t, the cage.”

“No, not you silly. I mean I’ve bought a duel pleasure dildo, I can’t wait to use it.”

“You’re going to fuck me with a strap-on, like they do at work!”

“Baby, don’t be so crass. The correct phrase is, I’m going to ‘peg’ you. And myself at the same time, so exciting!”

“But, but, I’m straight, it’s just this contract thing.”

“Honey, it’s not about how you’re orientated. It’s about making sure I’m sexually satisfied twice a day.”

“It’s about making sure I have a reason to stick around.”

“You being ready to receive me before I sleep and when I wake up is a great way to establish our new marriage arrangements.”

“But, wha..what about me being satisfied?”

“That’s important too Honey, you knowing you’re pleasing me, honouring me. Utterly, leaving no stone unturned in getting me off sexually, is a great way to know your place, your worth.”

“Today, serving me and Sue was a huge step forward for you. I’m very proud.”

“But, but..”

“I know Honey, I know, you have so much more you can do.”

“I promise to keep pushing your boundaries, keep giving you opportunities to grow.”

“I was going to keep this as a surprise, but since you’re so keen, I’ll share it with you.”

“While you’ve been away, a fellow named Kevin has been coming around and satisfying me.”

“Another man?”

“Yes, you’re right on to it. Goodness your thinking has improved.”

“Anyway, Kevin is as you say a ‘real man’. I’ve told him about you and he’s looking forward to pegging you as a double team with me. Doesn’t that just sound the best fun.”

“But, but..”

“Ok Honey, in to the shower with you. I’ll be up in fifteen. I think we’ll start with you on all fours.”

“I’m just going to fix myself a port.”

* * *

“Boss, you wanted to see me.”

“Yes Sebastian, come in.”

“How is Carl today?”

“He’s walking oddly after his weekend rostered in Nine’s place, but at least he’s stopped whining. Yesterday afternoon when I had to prep him for his last customer, he was full of complaints. I don’t know what’s wrong with the guy.”

“He’s just getting used of being ball full. They all get jumpy from the second week on.”

“He’s been locked now for three weeks?”

“No, you misunderstand. It’s not like they get to the second week and then it settles. They get to the second week and the horniness starts to bite. The ball pressure and frustration just continues to build from then on.”

“Oh. Building until when?”

“Until they lose it.”

“You mean mentally implode?”

“More or less.”

“Then what happens?”

“Nothing, the ball pressure just grows.”

“They lose their minds.”

“Sort of. More along the lines of, they become open to trying anything to get off.”

“Both Carl and Dan will go through various internal meltdowns over the next six months. Carl’s situation is worse. He’s locked for two years.”

“Anyway, you’re not here to discuss those two.”

“What was it, Boss?”

“I just wanted to let you know that Nine is being prepped for release into the wild.”

“Ok. And you’re telling me because?”

“Sebastian. I like to think we’ve built up a good working relationship.”

“Me too Boss.”

“Good, so I think we can dispense with the bull shit.”

“I saw the room footage of Nine fucking you the other day.”

“There’s footage!!”

“Of course. Anyway, that’s not the point. I don’t give a fuck what happened. I just observed you being in ecstasy and thought I would give you a heads-up.”

“A heads-up?”

“A tip-off that if you wanted to repeat it one last time before he goes, you have a week.”

“Umm, thanks Boss, but you know. I sort of just lost control.”

“I know, I know. And like I said, I don’t give a fuck.”

“Oh good. Thanks Boss, but you know I won’t be doing that again.”

“No problem. I just didn’t want you to feel he was suddenly gone and you missed your chance.”

“Thanks Boss. Umm not that I would, but if I did happen to want to like, say good bye. How could I do that?”

“Well, I’d just visit him on his day off. He’s only got two left before he’s out of here.”

“Only two!!”

“Yeah.”

“Ok, ok, thanks Boss. I appreciate you telling me.”

“If you do happen to visit him. Don’t mention his exit.”

“No, no of course. I mean I’d only be saying goodbye, not like I’d be doing anything else.”

* * *

“Janice, can you put me through to Frank please?”

“No problem, connecting you now.”

“This is Frank”

“Colin here.”

“Colin.”

“I’ve looked through the exit plan for Nine. It all looks sound.”

“So go ahead?”

“Put it in place for week commencing 23rd.”

“Will do.”

“Did you see that potential acquisition.”

“As a step in for Nine’s Ball appointments?”

“Yeah. This guy is named Henry. His wife wants him re-educated. A Dan clone from what I can see. I spoke with his wife Sue. She wants him collected next week. Can we do that?”

“It will be tight but we could do Friday week.”

“Ok, make it so.”

“Set him up to take three of Nine’s appointments.”

“That still leaves a short-fall of two a week.”

“I was getting to that, ramp up Carl to four days a week. His balls are not in the same class as Nine’s but he’s getting full and his reactions are getting good customer feedback.”

“Ok, I can do that.”

“Colin?”

“Yes Frank?”

“Can I ask why we’re letting Nine go so early? I thought he’d have another year or so at least.”

“It’s true Frank, and to tell you the truth. I’m not sure myself. I guess I’ve just developed a soft spot for him. He’s done well over the years and now with Dan.”

“Fair enough. I’ll let you know when the final exit plans are locked in. I see you’re planning to deposit him in the same city of acquisition.”

“Yes, maybe i'm getting soft, another soft spot concession.”