Straight Man - Capital Asset

“Hello Nine.”

“What do you want?”

“That’s not very nice”

“Fuck off.”

“Arrrrrrrr!!!”

“You fuck! Knock off the electricity, you know I’m going to have to do what you want anyway!”

“You don’t have to like me Nine, but I’m the one with the hot button. As usual, if you’re rude I’ll fuck you up.”

“I said alright, what do you want?”

“I want you to train a guy.”

“To do what? I just sit in here all day and deal with the three or four losers who come in and beat my balls, or guts, or face.”

“I can’t even jack off! You guys left me with barely two inches! I had seven!”

“Yeah, yeah. It’s old. You know as well as I do your cock was worn out. Stop whinging, you could have ended up Like FOOD, two inches and no balls.”

“You’re missing the point! I’m saying what the fuck could I teach someone?”

‘I think you have a lot to offer. Let’s start with this.”

“I’ll cut your ball beater count down to a max of two per day.”

“See, you can show interest when you want.”

“I’m listening.”

“I want you to train a particularly dumb fuck, how to be a brothel customer.”

“A mystery shopper? Like the others?”

“Yep.”

“I can’t fuck him.”

“I know, I’ll get you a strap on. Actually, I’ll get you a few in different sizes.”

“He’s a virgin? Straight?”

“Yes to both. I’ll send him in today. You’ve got two and a half weeks. No ripped arse, and he needs to look like he loves being fucked.”

“Like a real customer?”

“Yes, so you’ll do it? And do a good job?”

“If you cut to two a day, yep.”

“Good.”

“Any chance I can get a day off a week?”

“Get this guy sorted and you can have two days a week off.”

“Two days?”

“Yes, take it as an apology for what Carl put you through.”

“So he won’t be fucking me again?”

“He won’t be fucking anyone for some time. I’m sorry you had to experience that.”

“Thanks. And, I’ll do a good job on your nuff nuff.”

“I know you will.”

“Hello Alice, Colin here.”

“Hello Colin, I thought I saw you in the office.”

“I am, I’m down stairs on the Farm level.”

“How can I help?”

“Can you block out Nine’s calendar from 4pm every day for the next three weeks. Also make sure he gets two days off in seven.”

“Oh, and set his max client count per day to two, as in one, two.”

“I’ll get on to it.”

“Thanks Alice.”

“Colin.”

“Yes?”

“Is Dan a new Bottom Boy?”

“Yes, how did you know?”

“I hardly recognised him, he’s had his head clipped to nothing. He’s been up here fixing something in the bathrooms.”

“Good. Sounds like Frank has managed to get him focused.”

“Ok, I’ll get that stuff for Nine entered now.”

* * *

“Come in.”

“You must be the new Bottom Boy.”

“Yeah, I guess I am. You’re Nine?”

“Yep.”

“Frank said I had to see you for training.”

“You got that right.”

“Are you going to fuck me?”

“You got that right too.”

“What’s wrong?”

“I’ve never been with a guy before.”

“So, you’ve got an arse hole, and a throat, that’s all you need.”

“Shit, I can’t believe I’m here.”

“Well you are, get rid of your boots socks and, and whatever that thing is.”

“It’s a loin..”

“Just lose it.”

“We’ve got two weeks, it’s not long to get you stretched.”

“You washed out?”

“What’s that?”

“Fuck!”

* * *

“So, before you get here every day, shower and douche.”

“Ok.”

“Get up on the bed, lay on your back. Good, lift your legs, hold them up.”

“Like this?”

“Put your hands here and here. That’s it, you’ll get less tired.”

“Now, I’m just going to kneel up here between your legs.”

“Ohhh.”

“Stop panicking, I’ll tell you if I’m going to put this in you.”

“It looks huge!”

“Don’t be stupid! It’s the smallest strap-on they have. When we get to that, you’ll hardly feel it in you.”

“You need to relax, otherwise you’ll tear. How long have you been working here?”

“Three weeks, nearly four.”

“And you’re already about to be fucked!”

“I don’t know how it happened, it’s like, I’m suddenly here on my back and you’re about to fuck me.”

“Well, don’t be too hard on yourself, these guys are pretty slick.”

“Are you a Unit?”

“Not a Unit that fucks any more. Now days customers pay to beat me up, beat mainly my balls actually.”

“Are you gay?”

“No. I’ve never really got off on guys. Although I’ve fucked thousands.”

“That many?”

“Yeah.”

“I’ve only been with woman, well only one woman. I don’t think she’s into me anymore.”

“Well, none of that will change if you’re gay or straight. You are what you are.”

“So, while we’ve been talking, I’ve been playing with your arse.”

“Yeah I felt it.”

“Did you feel me start to open you up?”

“Yeah,”

“Well, I’ve got the head of this thing fully in you.”

“What? No. How”

“Slowly, lots of lube and distraction.”

“Oh, I can feel it now. That’s just the head? And this is the smallest?”

“Yep.”

“Oh shit!”

“What are you doing?”

“Pushing the rest into you.”

“Oh fuck, oh fuck man! Take it slow.”

“I fucken am! Any slower I’d rust.”

“Oh fuck, oh shit!”

“Feel that?”

“Of course I feel it!”

“No, I mean do you feel what’s pressing against your balls?”

“What? Yeah, yeah, I feel it. Oh my god I’m so fucken full! What is it?”

“It’s the balls of this strap-on, I’m fully in you.”

“Oh shit! I’m being fucked! I’m being fucked by a guy!”

“Wha..what are you doing?”

“Well, you’re not really being fucked yet. I’m just resting in you.”

“The fucking starts when I pull out like this and push back in.”

“Uuuugh! oh my god, oh my god.”

* * *

“Morning Frank, did Dan visit Nine yesterday arvo?”

“Yes, four to five thirty. I’ve had him sweeping out the far workshop this morning, he’s walking funny.”

“Good, just checking.”

“I see you have wound back Nine’s shifts.”

“Yes, I was throwing Nine a carrot, to quickly get Dan up to speed. Is there a problem.”

“Maybe. It leaves us down five customer ball bashing sessions a week, and they’re usually fully booked.”

“I see.”

“Has Carl had his metal added yet?”

“Yes, a welded shut collar and a steel band on each limb. I checked; the metal isn’t restricting his normal work. Apparently, it took a few days for him to accept being banded and permanently naked, but who gives a fuck.”

“True.”

“And he’s secured to site?”

“Yeah, I assigned him Cage 23. He has roam of the site but won’t be leaving it for two years. What are you thinking?”

“Strap Carl into the ball busting frames for the two days I have given Nine off. His balls aren’t as big as Nine’s, but it should make up for the customer sessions, you’re short.”

“That’s a great plan.”

“I’m not sure Carl will agree it’s so great, but like you said, who gives a fuck.”

“I’ll get on to it. I’ll send you the footage of his first few customer sessions.”

* * *

“Frank, Stuart, Helen, Sorry I’m late. David’s not here?”

“He’s on his way.”

“Ok, thanks.”

“It’s been a while since I’ve been in one of these display rooms. I didn’t know they had been remodelled, refreshed.”

“They were done towards the end of last year. We wanted to make them more intimate.”

“The seats are very good, and only two dozen or so.”

“It doesn’t matter where you sit, you can see the centre platform. All without viewing interruption and only eight feet away.”

“Ahh David.”

“Sorry, we’re late. I have the Units outside. Colin, do you want to set the scene?”

“Thanks David. We’ve asked you here to view what could be a new revenue opportunity.”

“Frank has found this pair of Units to be especially compliant. They’re quick to do, without questions.”

“Because they’re brothers?”

Maybe, but I think it’s down to their nature.”

“So, the Units outside now, don’t know why they’re here. Them doing as I instruct will demonstrate the compliance stuff, the rest will be competition, I think.”

“I’ll get them in.”

“Thanks Frank.”

“Units, at display.”

“Thank you, Frank”

“Fourteen what are you?”

“Sir, I am a customer relationship Unit. I exist to fuck customers exactly as they desire.”

“And, are you gay?”

“No Sir, this Unit is not gay.”

“Yet you fuck men?”

“As a brainless Unit, I do as instructed.”

“Is this the same for you Eight?”

“Yes Sir.”

“Impressive, aren’t they?”

“Frank, can you lightly spray down the Units please.”

“Frank is coating them in a harmless silicone spray. In the old days, this would have been vegetable oil or something like that. The spray gives a little slip to ease friction, but not out of control like oil would be.”

“There, all done.”

“Thanks, Frank.”

“Fourteen, on my start, I want you to fuck Eight. Do you understand?”

“Yes Sir. I will fuck Eight.”

“Eight, I want you to fuck Fourteen.”

“Yes Sir.”

“The first Unit to have a load pumped up their arse gains a stroke mark tattoo on their butt cheek.”

“Step on to the platform and defend your holes.”

“Yes Sir!”

“On my mark. Mark!”

* * *

“Colin, that was an impressive bout. They were so evenly matched.”

“I thought at 20 minutes, it was just the right length.”

“I thought Eight nearly had him twice! The sweat just made it too hard for him to hold on.”

“Goodness it was close! When Fourteen finally managed to pin and fuck him, I was almost on the platform myself. An epic battle.”

“They’ll both be sore and sorry tomorrow, some of those holds were tough.”

“I think Eight will be a little sorer than his brother. He had the fuck pumped out of him when Fourteen finally managed to get himself buried.”    

“I think these display fucks have real earning potential.”

"You’re right Colin, it has real theatre.”

“I agree, I also think we could have the tattooist mark the loser’s arse in the arena. It would add to the loser’s humiliation.”

“Good call David.”

“Helen, can you work with Marketing to see how we might pitch this.”

“Stuart, can you crunch some numbers, we’ll see if we can make this fly.”

“Frank, when you return them to their floor, put them in the end holding cell for half an hour, release their verbal restraints and get a recording. I want to see what impact a fuck session might have.”

“Ok, we all have our tasks, I will speak to you at the end of the week.”

* * *

“Get your arse in here Bottom boy.”

“Knock it off Nine, it’s only my second visit.”

“So, we’re on a timetable here. How is your arse after yesterday?”

“Sore, I’m walking funny.”

“Happens, in that case, lets concentrate on deep throating.”

“I had a gag in for that.”

“Yeah, and what happened?”

“At the start it was terrible. Then after a while just awkward, then just numb.”

“That’s a good start, what you need to be able to do though is take a Unit’s full length. You need your face pressed to his pubes.”

* * *

“Colin?”

“Yes Janice?”

“I have Carl out here to see you. He doesn’t have an appointment. I didn’t know he was also a Bottom boy.”

“He’s not, he’s being disciplined for poor behaviour. When is my next?”

“Not until 11.30.”

“Ok, send him in.”

“Come in.”

“Ahh Boss, thanks for seeing me.”

“Carl, you can’t just wander across the courtyard like that.”

“Because I’m naked?”

“No one gives a fuck that you’re naked! You fucked up, you’re paying for it, everyone knows and no one cares.”

“No, it’s because that whole area has just been replanted with new grass. No one’s meant to be walking on it, naked or not.”

“What did you want? Is it about your new Balls roster?”

“Er, new roster?”

“Never mind, Frank will talk to you. What were you after?”

“Umm, can I get this off? I’ve learned my lesson.”

“What do you mean?”

“This pipe thing my dick is in. Can I get it off? All the other stuff can stay, the collar, the wrist and ankle bands, even the dick ring. But, can I get this gone?”

“Why?”

“I’m dying here. Every time my cock gets hard the pain is hell!”

“Then what happens?”

“I deflate and wait for the pain to ease.”

“Does it?”

“Yes, eventually.”

“Good, so that’s all working fine. Thanks for the update, you need to get back to work.”

“No, I mean I haven’t blown for a week. You can see, my balls are getting bigger, they’re full.”

“Well, that will help Frank’s new roster.”

“What do you mean?”

“Don’t worry about that. You’ve told me a lot of stuff, what do you want?”

“I want to get this tube off my dick.”

“Because you can’t jack off, and it’s making you horny?”

“Yes, yes that’s it, I've never been so desperate.”

“The answer is no. I don’t give a fuck you’re horny. It’s been a week, just wait until it’s been three months. You think you’re horny, you’ve got no fucken idea! Now you need to get back to work.”

“Fuck you then.”

“Arrrrrrr, Arrrrrrr!!!!”

“Ple… Please, no more.”

“Carl, I’ve told you before, I will not stand for rudeness. Do that again and I will continue to fry your nuts until they smoke.”

“Arrrrrr, Arrrrrr!!!! Do you understand? Arrrrrr, Arrrrrr!!!”

“Yes Sir, yes Sir, please!”

“Now get the fuck back to work!”

“Colin is it all ok in there?”

“Yes thanks Janice, I’m just cooking some meat.”

“By the way, Carl has left via the internal door, he won’t be coming back through reception.”

* * *

“Morning Bot,”

“Boss.”

“Wow, your voice is very gravelly. Were you deep throating yesterday?”

“Yes.”

“Good work, and only a few days in. You got your but plug in now?”

“Yes, on Nine’s orders, he’s pushing me to be the best fuckee I can be.”

“Nine is your boss around all this stuff. You do everything he tells you.”

“Ok.”

“Now, you did the bathrooms on levels One and Two yesterday. Finish Level three this morning and review the job log at lunch.”