Straight Man - Capital Asset

“Excuse me Colin, Dan is here for your 2pm.”

“Thanks Janice, Send him in.”

“Dan, thanks for coming back."

“No problem, I was definitely coming back. I’ve got the contract here.”

“Sit, what do you mean?”

“The contract, here it is all signed.”

“I see, I thought we were going to speak about it first? I thought we agreed you wouldn’t do anything.”

“Yeah, but I read it, it seems fine.”

“Did you at least discuss it with your wife.”

“Umm, I left it on the table for her to read, I think she looked. We had a fight about the house cleaning, so there wasn’t much talking last night.”

“You know it’s a no break contract?”

“Umm?”

“I mean, once you’ve signed, you can’t change your mind.”

“I won’t be changing my mind anyway.”

“Ok Dan, I’m surprised but you sound like you’ve made your mind up. Let me see if you’ve signed all the right places.”

“Here, here and here. Fine, fine and, fine. Umm, I see you’ve marked all the option boxes. Some of these items will last beyond the project. This one especially, ‘Skin marked post first insert. Are you sure you read this?”

“Doesn’t that one mean, I get a $20 per week bonus?”

“No, it means you get a $20 bonus in the week you do it.”

“Yeah, yeah, then I’ll definitely be doing that.”

“Ok, we’ll leave it in.”

“Well, I don’t think there’s much to talk about from a contract perspective, since you’re committed.”

“I wanted to show you how much I want this project.”

“I can see that, and now you’ve signed, I can tell you, you’re doing this project.”

“When do I start?”

“Dan, you started the moment you put ink to paper.”

“Now, we need to get you set up. Did you take a good look at the lock I gave you in the black box?”

“Yeah, I put it on.”

“On what?”

“I put it on my cock this morning. It was much trickier than I first thought, but I worked it out.”

“Dan, you continue to surprise me. I expected to be discussing that as well.”

“Nah, like I said, I worked it out.”

“Show me.”

“Umm, like here? Now?”

“Dan, you’re going to be spending a lot of time in your natural state, let’s see if you’ve put the tool on right.”

“Ok.”

“You do have it on correctly. Well done! It needs some adjustment here and here, it’s a little too loose. The guys will fix that this afternoon.”

“This afternoon?”

“Yes, when you leave here you need to go down to meet Alan in Prep. He’ll get you set up for the next six months.”

“Unit Prep?”

“Yes, Alan has all the stuff you’ll need.”

“Did you fast from food like I asked?”

“Yeah, I skipped dinner last night and I’ve only had water today. I’m hungry now.”

“Of course, we’ll get you fed after your final instructions.”

“Ok. Umm, when does my extra pay start?”

“I was going to go through all that later, but as usual, you’re way ahead.”

“Oh, sorry.”

“To answer your question, immediately after your first mystery shop, you’ll see the extra pay hit your account.”

“Great! I can hardly wait, thanks Boss.”

“I guess all there is to say is welcome aboard the project.”

* * * *

“Hello Alan, Colin here,”

“Colin, I’ve been expecting your man. Is he still booked in for today?”

“Yes, he’s just left here, he’ll be with you shortly.”

“Ok, good. Has anything changed?”

“No, but he fitted his cage himself. It’s too loose at the moment, I don’t want any chance of removal.”

“You worry too much, even loose those models are bullet proof. If it’s on, it’s not coming off. Unless we take it off that is.”

“Good, good.”

“Ok then I’ll get him cleared and fitted. Anything else?”

“When is he due to be fed?”

“Dinner tonight I expect.”

“Cancel that, I’ll start with breakfast tomorrow.”

“Unit chow from then on?”

“Yes, all meals are just chow.   

* * * *

“Hello, this is Sarah.”

“Sarah, Colin Thompson here.”

“Colin, how did this morning go?”

“I was surprised Dan had signed the contract. Did he read it?”

“I saw him going through bits and pieces of it, last night.”

“To tell you the truth, I started a fight about cleaning the house. I think he just signed it, then dug in to argue.”

“I see.”

“Just confirming, you know he won’t be home for three weeks.”

“Yes, yes, I know that. Again, to tell you the truth, I’m looking forward to the break.”

“Good, good.”

“Having read through your project contract thoroughly, I’m expecting a different husband back.”

“We’re on the same page then.”

* * * *

“Dan is it?”

“Yes, the Boss said to find you.”

“Good, I’m Alan, I’ll be getting you fitted out. Just bolt that door will you, best we have some privacy."

“Ok, to start with you can put all your clothes in the locker there and join me in the workshop through here. The doctor will give you a quick look over and we can begin.”

“Dan, we're over here. Actually, you can put your underwear back in the locker as well, thanks.”

“Ah, that’s better. Doctor, this is Dan.”

“Hello Dan, this won’t take a minute. We don’t do many projects like yours, but we always start with a medical.”

“I can see you’ve got a cage on. That’s a good start.”

“Alan you’ll need to adjust that, it’s not sitting correct.”

“Noted.”

“Ok Dan, can you sit up here on this bench.”

* * * *

“Are the medicals always that quick?”

“Yes, the doc has been with us a few years, he’s done dozens.”

“So, can I put my gear back on?”

“Err, no. I need you to get up on to the bench again, this time on your back. That’s it.” 

“This arm up here, good. And this one over here, stretch across, that’s it. Right, let me get your ankles. Done, and done. Good, we’re all set.”

“Er, why am I spread-eagled?”

“The waxing can be a shock, best if you don’t wriggle or shift. Let me just firm up these straps.”

“Fuck! That’s too tight! My arms and legs are being pulled off my body.”

“Nonsense, like I said. We can’t have you moving. I’ll just get the guys.”    

“Dan, this is Bill and Ben.”

“Boss, you want us to do a strip at a time? Take it slow?”

“No, you start at one end, you at the other. Meet in the middle.”

“What, what are you doing?”

“Shhh Dan, you need to lose your body hair.”

“You guys can make a start on the waxing. I’ll get the laser.”

* * * *

“Ben can you give me a hand with his cock lock? Thanks, hold that and that button down. I’ll just get this key in here.”

“These cages are great; they’re designed to need three hands to remove.”

“Thanks Ben. Now let me get this laser in place.”

“Don’t knock it while you’re waxing. It will take a few hours but the machine will strip his pubes permanently.”

“Let me put a gag in, he’ll be screaming the place down.”

“Dan, this is a gag.”

“What, wh….ummmff,”

“That’s quieter already.”

“Sorry Dan, I know that throat probe makes it a tad uncomfortable.”

“Mmmmf, mmmmf!!”

“Yes, I know. It’s designed to irritate the back of your throat, to help you lose your reflux.”

“He seems distressed.”

“He’ll be ok, it always takes a time to relax and let it do its work. That’s it Dan, breathe.”

“Ok, boys, I’ll set the laser going, and you can make a start.”

“I’ll be through here working on his metal.”

* * * *

“Alan, can you come in here?”

“Yes Bill?”

“His front is finished. You want us to call us when you’re ready for his back?”

“I will, the timer says his crutch will be done in another 40.”

“Fuck, the place stinks bad with all this burnt hair.”

“The nature of lasers. I’ve got the exhaust fans on.”

“So, one laser pass clears his hair growth, permanently?”

“Yeah, it’s amazing tech. We use it on the Units too.”

“Is it safe?”

“It’s not technically legal in the retail market for humans. But, even cranked up full like it is now, it’s still ok for farm animals, like cows, pigs,”

“The only downside is the pain, especially on the balls like now. Not something we have to think about.”

* * * *

“That’s the worst of the laser work done now?”

“Nah, we have to do his arse crack, it’s just as bad.”

“Fuck bro!”

“Let me just get this cock lock back on him.”

“Ok, that’s much better than before, much tighter. Let the shrinkage begin.”

“It will shrink him?”

“Yeah, he’ll lose half an inch in his six months.”

“Permanently?”

“Of course.”

“Give me a hand to flip him face down.”

“Won’t this fool break free when we’re turning him?”

“Nah, look at him, he’s brain fucked now. He’ll spend the rest of the day on auto pilot.”

“Each follicle strike saps a little more resistance. He’s had hundreds already. Makes them super easy to handle.”

“You take that end, yep that’s it.”

“OK, now gently roll, a little more. That’s it, thanks.”

“You just keep wax stripping. I need to finish his metal next door.”

* * * *

“Ok, you guys done?”

“Yeah, done front, back and sideways. He’s waxed out and bare as the day he was born.”

“Good work.”

“First time I’ve seen a laser in action. Apart from the smell, and his muscle twitches with every strike, I like it.”

“It’s a cool piece of kit. One pass hair removal.”

“Have you got much more to do on him?”

“No, his arse crack will be done in ten. I’ve finished his neck, wrist and ankle bands. Cage is secured. I just need to clip his scalp back to no.1 and get him plugged.”

“Do they all end up like this one?”

“You know, like out of it, like zombies?”

“Yeah, they start out fighting it, but I haven’t come across any who can mentally hold out for more than a few hours. He’ll be fucked for the rest of the day. It’s a big transition for a single sitting.”

“Ok, we’ll see you next unit.”

“Sure, thanks guys.”

“Dan, Dan, you with me? You’re all done, let’s get you showered. You can rest then. Nah man the gag stays until tomorrow.”

* * * *

“This is Colin.”

“Alan here, just letting you know I’ve put Dan into cage 48.”

“Any problems?”

“No, all went to plan. He’s fucked over though.”

“Is he plugged?”

“Yeah, I used a no.2 butt plug. He’s fucken tight, even with a no.2, I was worried I was going to rip him.”

“Good work, he’s a complete virgin.”

“I put his clothes, phone, wallet and shit into medium term storage. I don’t have enough space to store even small stuff like that.”

“That’s good, I forgot to tell you to do that this morning.”

“So, he’s just going loin cloth full time?”

“Yes, as pointless as they are.”

“But, as a slither of clothing, it helps with the transition.”

“I see on the system he’s to be marked after his first insert. Is that right?”

“It is, I specifically clarified it with him this morning. He wants the extra $20.”

“Fuck, this guy is as thick as they come.”

“Yep. Anyway, email me three ink options, I’ll let you know with a bit of notice.”

“No problem. I’ll bring him to your office around ten.”

“Good, Don’t feed him before that.”

* * * *

“Morning Colin.”

“Morning Alan.”

“I’ve got Dan outside. Here’s his remote, and the key to his gag padlock.”

“Good work. Is the battery secured to the loop on the cock cage.”

“No, it’s super-glued to the underside of his balls.”

“What?”

“Yeah, new system. It’s not really Super-glue, we just call it that. The adhesive breaks down over four or five months, the pack will just drop off. By then, he should be compliant.”

“Direct electrode contact to the sack skin, good system.”

“How is he this morning?”

“I think he’s still in shock, overwhelmed. He’s on his way back though.”

“Ok, bring him in. I’ll call you if I need.”

“Here he is. Wow Dan, you look so different. Take a seat. Thanks Alan, I’ll speak with you later.”

“Dan, take a seat. What’s wrong?”

“Oh, your plug. Ok, well here use this cushion. Let me help you, that’s it nice and slow. There you are.”

“Now, let me get this gag out, Alan left a key somewhere, here. Tilt your head forward, that’s it. Slowly, slowly.”

“Just work your jaw a little, don’t try to talk. I didn’t know they were going to use such a long throat agitator.”

“Let me get you some water. That’s it.”

“Wha.. What did you do to me?”

“Wow, your voice is husky. Drink some more water.”

“Janice.”

“Yes?”

“When it arrives, can you bring in the tray?”

“No problem, I’ll knock.”

“Thanks.”    

“How are you coping Dan?”

“How come you did all this?”

“What do you mean?”

“All fucken this! I’m sitting here naked, something jammed up my arse! Metal all over me, a neck lace! All my fucken hair gone! That’s what I fucken mean! All fucken this!”

“Alan was right, you are coming back. Good, let me. Oh, that will be Janice.”

“Thanks Janice, just on the desk here, great.”

“Anything else?”

“No, we’re all good.”

“Let me just take the cover off this, I don’t want your breakfast to get soggy.”

“I can send this away if you want to keep arguing?”

“No, no, I can eat.”

“Are you sure, I don’t want to interrupt you expressing yourself, getting your concerns off your chest.”

“No, no, I can eat.”

“Ok, but I want you to know I’m not going to tolerate you being rude.”

“No, I won’t be rude. I just don’t know what’s going on. Can I eat?”

“Actually, I can go through it all top to bottom. Then you can eat.”

“No, no, can I eat now? Please?”

“That’s much better behaviour. You need to understand you’re the worker, I’m the boss. Have you got that clear Dan?”

“Yes, I’m clear, I’m the worker, I’ll do what I’m told.”

“Good, good, I’m glad we understand each other. Ok, drag yourself up here and eat.”

“Dan, Dan, slow down. I can get another tray. There’s no rush.”

“Mmm, mmm.”

“You want more coffee?”

“Yes, please?”

“You want another round of toast?”

“No thanks, not just yet. I’m too full.”

“Sounds like your stomach has shrunk a little.”

“No, it’s all good, I was just so hungry.”

“So, are you happy now to talk about your project?”

“Yes.”

“Good, but since we got off to a bad start before. You’re going to call me Sir. When I’m sure you understand your place, you can go back to calling me Boss. Do you understand?”

“Yes Sir.”

“Good, good.”

“Now, you had some concerns. Let’s go through them, pick one to start.”

“Why is my arse crammed full of plastic? Can I take it out now?”

“It’s in you for your own benefit. You can take it out for a break, or to go to the bathroom. But I’d recommend progressing to the bigger sizes and longer insert times?”

“Bigger!”

“I am concerned that the Units might damage you during your visits.”

“Visits?”

“Yes visits. The whole point of this project. You’re not following?”

“No.”

“No what?”

“Sorry, no Sir, I’m not following?”

“OK, let me go back to the start. We have twelve active Units working as pure ‘Tops’ in the brothel. Do you know what I mean by Tops?”

“Er, they are the ones doing the fucking?”

“Correct, they do the penetrating.”

“As well as the twelve Units in the brothel, we have another three Units in the Bondage and Discipline Section we call ‘Balls’ – these are Units Two, Nine and Thirteen.”

“When a Unit in the Brothel wears out, after four to six years. We move them to the bondage section for about two years. Then they are released back into the wild.”

“Follow?”

“Yes Sir.”

“At the moment, the only ways we know if a Unit is performing is to watch on the room cameras, or to ask the clients. Neither are great feedback loops. We need someone on the inside.”

“That’s why we hired you.”

“Over the next six months you’ll visit each Unit three times.”

“Visit them pretending to be a customer, you’re our Mystery Shopper.”

“Th…the Units will fuck me?”

“Yes, of course. At least three times each, but we might have to send you back if we want more detailed information.”

“But, the Units will be fucking me?”

“Yes, that’s why I recommend you stretch your hole. All the Units are hung.”

“But, but, I’ve never, you know, been with a guy.”

“Dan, I’m not sure that’s important, you have an arse hole. That means you’re qualified.”

“Not that it is relevant, but are you sure you read the contract?”

“What do you mean it’s not important! I didn’t read anything about being fucked by a dozen guys!”

“I see. I believe we have already discussed being rude. Let me correct that.”

“Arrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!”

“When you have recovered you may retake your seat and wait until spoken to.”

“Ok, are you ready to continue?”

“Sit up straight man, get a grip of yourself.”

“Yes Sir, yes Sir. Please don’t shock me again.”

“I have no intention of correcting you again. But I told you at the start, I’m the boss, you’re the worker. I will not be spoken to like that.”

"Yes Sir, yes Sir.”

“Now, let’s get some things straight, because you seem to be confused about the project.”

“Over the next six months you will be visiting each Unit at least three times. You will be visiting them as a customer, not an employee. They will fuck your hole and your throat, same as they service every customer.”

“After each visit we will interview you to gain an accurate picture of what a real customer experience is like.”

"Is there anything you don’t understand?”

“Umm, can I say something?”

“Dan, I’m here to work with you, not scare you.”

“We hired you to do a job, you’ll do the job no matter what. But we we’ll also help you through it. I realise now, you didn’t read the contract properly and you didn’t understand the job. You just wanted the money.”

‘Is that the case?”

“Yes, Sir.”

“Ok, so I understand what has happened, but you’ll still be taking cock in both your holes until we get the information we need.”

“Do you understand all of that?”

“Yes Sir.”

“Good, now what were you going to say?”

“Umm. I don’t know what to do. I’ve never been with a guy before.”

“Ok, thank you for telling me that. We will give some thought to some training, before your first appointment.”

“Thanks.”

“That’s much better manners, we’re having a good run. Ask some more questions.”

“Why did they take all my hair off?”

“That’s so we can see any bruises clearly. We want to understand if any of the Units are being too rough.”

“Will they hit me?”

“We hope not, but they might grab you too tightly, that sort of stuff.”

“Why is my cock in this thing?”

“That’s your ‘cock cage’. It will focus you on your job, no distractions, no jacking off. You’ll be crazy horny, but we want to see how the Units deal with that level of desperation.”

“I’ll be desperate?”

“Of course, but we’re not interested in how desperate you get. We are interested in accurate feedback about the Units.”

“Can I get my clothes back?”

“No, when you’re not in a Unit booking, you’ll wear your loin cloth. Before you ask, it’s about making sure you’re comfortable with your own body.”

“I spend all my time in this? In this loin thing?”

“Yep, when you’re not on project work, like attending a Unit session, you’ll still be working your normal day job with Frank in Opps.”

“Dressed in this?”

“Yes, I already said that.”

“But, the other guys will see me. Some women come in there too!”

“So, given it’s not your choice, you don’t have to think about it.”

“Any other questions?”

“Did you guys electrify my balls?”

“Yes, we electrify everyone’s balls. You’re not special. Do everything you’re told and it won’t be a problem. These are the remotes we’ll use if you fuck up. Understand?”

“Yes Sir.”

“See, when you want to, you do well.”

“What are these for? Jewellery?”

“No, but we try to make the bands look like normal body decorations. That’s why they’re so fine.”

“Do they unclip?”

“No, you’ll have them for the whole of your contract, then they’ll be cut off.”

“So this is like a collar?”

“It’s not like a collar, it is a collar. If you misbehave, we secure you spread eagle, then we fry your balls until you’ve got 2nd degree burns.”

“Can you make your way back to your room? Or do you want me to call one of the guys?”

“When can I go home?”

“In about three weeks, you’ll be fully trained by then.”

“Three weeks!”

“Yes, I discussed it with your wife this morning.”

“Sarah?”

“Yes, she’s looking forward to a bit of a break, and to seeing the ‘new you’ at the end of your induction.”

“She knows about all this?”

“You said you showed her the contract?”

* * * *

“Hello Frank.”

“I’ve sent Dan back to his cage. He’s in shock, but I didn’t give ground. He’ll come up to speed.”

“No, it’s all under control. Maybe you could swing by late afternoon, let him know he’s expected in your workshop at eight tomorrow morning, like normal.”

“He’ll be doing project from four in the afternoon tomorrow. Keep that in mind”

“No, I haven’t earmarked anyone for training him. I thought FOOD could be a good mentor, given the amount of adjustment that boy has had to make over the years. What do you think?”

“Did you say, Nine?”

“Frank, that’s not a bad idea. Use an ex Unit. Nine’s got his head together; he doesn’t know it, but he’s out of here in six months. I like it, I like it a lot.”

“Let me give it some more thought, well done though.”

* * * *

“Hey, Bot. Welcome back, I like your new work gear.”

“Shut the fuck up Sebastian.”

“Hey Frank, Bot’s here.”

“Morning Dan.”

“Frank. Why is Seb calling me that?”

“Bot?”

“Yeah.”

“I think you’ll find they’re all going to call you that from now on.”

“Why?”

“You’ll be ‘bottoming’ for the next six months, how hard is that to work out?”

“What?”

“That’s the nick everyone who does your project gets. Bit of a tradition now.”

“They all know?”

“Dan, you’re standing here in socks, boots and the smallest piece of see-through fabric on the planet. What do you mean, do they know! Of course, they fucken do! Stop being so fucken stupid!”

“Yeah, sorry.”

“Good. Apparently, you were whinging to Colin yesterday? Stop that shit as well! Got it?”

“I wasn’t whinging, I just didn’t sign up for all this. Now I’ve been trapped.”

“That’s bullshit, tell the fucken truth, at least to yourself. You wanted the money and didn’t read what you’d have to do to get it!”

“Umm, yes.”

“You want to say anything else while we’re clearing the air?”

“There’s been projects like this before?”

“Every one or two years.”

“And, they use guys like me?”

“You’re a fair bit dumber than most of the others. Did you put your cock cage on yourself?”

“I didn’t know it doesn’t come off”

“Well Bot, you do now.”

“You too?”

“Yep. Now get your tools. I need all the tap washers replaced in both level One bathrooms. Apparently, a few of the taps are leaking, you may as well do all the washers in one go.”