Straight Man - Capital Asset

'One year and six months later.'

“Are they ready?”

“When you are.”

“OK. Janice. Janice. What the hell is wrong with this thing? Hang on.”

“Janice, I’m going down to Operations. Can you get someone to look at the intercom again? Tell them if they can’t fix it, to get a new one. Unreliable piece of rubbish!”

“No problem Colin. How long will you be in Opps, you have an eleven.”

“I have an eleven? I missed that.”

“The first-year performance review for the brothers.”

“A year already, that crept up. Are you in that meeting Frank?”

“No, they were shifted to David’s team, after Opps got them stabilised and into production.”

“Ok. Well I’ll only be an hour Janice. I’ll be back, well before that meeting.”

“Colin, I want to again apologise for this mess. He’s on my team.”

“You’re right Frank, it’s a mess, but we’ve caught it, and today should see an end to the drama. We’ll get through it now, but you’ll still have to manage it beyond today. Let’s forget the apologies and focus.”

“I appreciate it.”

“Run through it from the top. I don’t want to walk in there and miss something.”

“We intercepted him last night as,”

“No, I mean all the way back.”

“Two weeks ago, Doc called in David and James to say that in his opinion, Nine and Thirteen on their team, had taken to using their arses to get themselves off. David dismissed it as bullshit, but agreed to review the room footage.”

“And, we always have at least a month’s recording?”

“Yes. We just don’t review it. Unless we have to.”

“Ok.”

“Anyway, we found Carl sneaking in, holding the guys down and arse fucking them. He’s picking his times. He fucks them just after they finish a torture session.”

“The Unit’s balls are still killing them, they’re weakened, and still in recovery?”

“They fought back as best they could, for the first few weeks, but he smacks them around. The session attendants just thought the bruising was from the customer appointments.”

“Now days, Nine and Thirteen, have resigned and just accept his cock.”

“It’s a significant effort to subdue Nine, he’s got muscles on muscles.”

“True, but Nine also has the disadvantage of having big balls. Usually he can hardly walk at the end of each customer session.”

“So just to be clear, Nine is being client ball bashed three to four times a day, and fucked by Carl, three to four times a week.”

“Sort of, it’s just, not every client session is focused on ball bashing. Sometimes the customers simply paddle his arse to fire red, other times it’s gut punching. We even have a regular who’s in to gut standing. We don’t dictate to the client how they use his body, except ‘no fucking’, that is.”

“Ok, I understand. Sorry I made you repeat all that, I just want to get my head right.”

“No problem.”

"So, what’s on the other side of this door?”

“Last night we intercepted Carl as he finished for the day. Same process as when we acquire a fresh Unit.”

“Makes sense. Keep going.”

“His dose had him waking around two this morning. He woke, secured full spread eagle in a dark, quiet room.”

“Good, keep his fear up.”

“This morning the guys waxed him top to bottom, front and back.”

“He was screaming the place down; he has a fair amount of body hair.”

“But it’s all cleared now?”

“Every last strand.”

“What about his head?”

“We haven’t touched a hair on his head. I thought it may have more power, if you clip off a chunk.”

“That’s good thinking.”

“So hair, what else?”

“The tattooist has pencil traced ‘Unit 16’ across his chest. Then as directed, he stopped after he finished the U.”

“He told Carl he was going for his break and left.”

“Ok, and the other stuff is in place?”

“Yes, Dan will work the gun, when you give him the nod.”

“Dan is the new guy?”

“Yes. He’s not very bright, but he’s reliable.”

“He and I will fold Carl up, when you say so.”

“Ok, everything sounds in order. Let’s do this.”

* * * *

“Hello Carl, don’t get up. We’re not here for a long time. And besides, you’re not fucking going anywhere.”

“Nothing to say?”

“That’s the problem with duct tape gags, not that I’m remotely interested in anything you might want to utter.”

“As you can see, we’re in the process of turning you into a Unit.”

“See, when you fuck with our valuable capital assets, we take offense”

“Are you comfortable with your transition?”

“You need to be very clear here Carl. Nod for yes, shake for no. You’re on the thinnest ice possible.”

“Now, are you comfortable with your transition?”

“That’s better, ‘No’ it is.”

“Well, in that case I have some good news for you.”

“This is a one-time offer. If you decline it, or if you fuck up in the next two years. I want you to know we will package you up in a wooden crate and sell your arse!” And, we won’t give a fuck who we sell you to.”   

“Do you understand?”

“That’s very good Carl, very clear nodding.”

“So, here’s the deal.”

“For the next two years you work here as Maintenance. Same as your old job except you don’t leave the site.”

“If I get one bad report about your performance or behaviour, we sell you.”

“Do you think as the General Manager of this business, I am joking?”

“Frank, look at this, his nodding and shaking has come ahead in leaps and bounds.”

“I think it’s all in your delivery Colin.”

“Frank, you’re such a bullshitter!”

“Back to you Carl, we’re going to make some changes. Any issues with that?”

“Good, good. Frank can you pass me the tube?”

“Thank you.”

“Now, let me just slip this onto your cock Carl. Jeepers, this isn’t as easy as it looks, let me try this way, or maybe this.”

“Well, that was an effort.”

“Ok Dan, you’re up.”

“Umm, just hold, this while I get this gun in position.”

“I could do that!”

“Frank, settle, I’m capable of holding a ring. I’m impressed Dan has the confidence to direct the Boss to do stuff.”

“Ohh, sorry Boss, I forgot who I was asking.”

“Let’s just get this done, shall we.”

“Sure. Ring please.”

“Here you go. What’s the yellow tab on the side for? Is it new?”

“Yes, this is a new model ring gun. See how the cock head lays in here, same as the old model.”

“Yes, that all looks standard.”

“It is, but look, as you close the grips, this new tab makes sure the cock ring stays centred to the meat’s piss slit. Pretty hard to make a mistake now.”

“So you’re saying as the ring’s point is driven up through the underside of the shaft, it’s held in place until it locks in to the receiving hollow end of the ring?”

“Correct, this new guiding tab takes all guess work out.”

“Fuck me, what will they think of next.”

“Dan, you’d better pull that trigger; Carl seems to have developed a serious case of bug eyes. Best to put him out of his misery.”

“Fuck! Frank, I’m glad you’ve put that gag on properly. Carl’s screams are annoying enough through it. It would be deeply fucked up if he had a voice.”

“Carl, Carl. You need to settle. The reason we don’t use anesthetic, is we want you to remember the cost of your behaviour.”

“It will bleed a bit, but that should slow soon. If he doesn’t take care of it, it will all go to shit.”

“Dan, the boss knows that. How about you just step back for a second.”

“Ohh,, yeah, sorry again Boss.”

“No problem.”

“Carl, are you with us?”

“Good, good. I see you’ve broken out in a sweat. Cock ring inserts will do that.”

“Just a quick explanation about this tube along your cock’s length. I think we could have made it a little larger in diameter, but maybe we’ll get it right next time. You can see you can’t slide it over your new ring, so you’re stuck with it.”

“Just so you know, its internals are lined with soft-top spikes. If you behave, and keep your cock soft, you can go about your day, just dandy.”

“On the other hand, if you crack wood, each of those soft-tops will retract. The spikes underneath will convince you to do the right thing, and stay soft.”

“Ok, we’re nearly done. Frank, Dan, if you could.”

“That’s it men, just hold him like that for a tad.”

“Carl, this is going in you.”

“No, that wasn’t a question. Shaking your head won’t help.”

“This is a size four butt plug. It is going to do a few things. Firstly, this will feel like a fire hydrant has been pushed into you. You may even tear.”

“I don’t give a fuck. You touch one of the Units again and I will personally insert an eight in you!”

“Secondly, this will be part of your monthly performance review. I want you in my office on the first of each month. You bend over and show me this in place.”

“You got that?”

“See Frank, under pressure, Carl’s nods are not so good. Can you work on that please?”

“Sure thing boss.”

“Ok, let’s get this rubber, latex creation stowed away inside of you. Open up Carl”

* * * *

“That went well.”

“He won’t fuck with the boys again.”

“Frank, I’m sure about that.”

“Gee's, these lifts are slow this morning, Janice will be on my case.”

“A few things.”

“Yes?”

“He needs a collar welded on.”

“Metal work is coming by this afternoon.”

“Good. I also want him fitted with a ball weight, start with a 300g.”

“OK, anything else.”

“Make sure you ditch all of his gear. Phone, wallet, all his clothes, everything.”

“From now on he owns nothing. He does his maintenance jobs naked. Actually, he does everything naked.”

“Got it. Can he have boots?”

“Good point. He can have a pair of boots and a dozen pair of socks, but that’s the limit.”

“Done.”

“Keep an eye on him. It will take him a while to adjust to being the maintenance slave. This time next month he’ll be horny enough to fuck a hole in a brick wall. Those cock tubes are blue ball murder.”

“Any relief?”

“No, fuck that. Let’s revisit in three months.”

“It’s here, finally! I should have just walked up the stairs.”

“Anything else?”

“You did well Frank. I know Carl was on your team, and you feel responsible, but it’s been fixed. Let’s focus on making sure Nine and Thirteen are back to peak production, they’ll be out of here in six months. I want as much revenue out of them as I can.”

“Message heard.”

“Good, good. Oh, and send Dan up to my office around two.”