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I’m scared to leave the house. There’s a group of kids that hang around outside my apartment block, and they somehow know I am gay. I live alone and it bugs me. They shout taunts and offensive names at me such as “faggot” and “queer”, which I’m used to brushing off, but when it’s every day it becomes wearing. What can I do?
-Out of the Closet and of Ideas

Your first step is to focus on maintaining a feeling of helplessness. As long as you can keep up that illusion, there's no need for any other step. You're done! And as a bonus, stop leaving the house. And even when you're at home, lay off the tap dancing.

You're welcome.

I think my foot fetish is getting out of control. I’ve started preferring to suck my boyfriends toes rather than fuck. I just jerk off instead. I know he gets bored of it. Please help me find the fun in fucking again!
-Stymied Shrimper

You want me to help you find the fun in something that you don't find fun. Why? Because you're supposed to find fun in it because a lot of other people do, including your boyfriend? Well a lot of people find a lot of different sex acts fun, but not all would be fun for you, or for your boyfriend either. Because we're sexual individuals.

Being gay and all that does not make us part of a sexual monolith. You have some highly self-judgmental wording here, from "getting out of control" to "just jerk off".

A new cafe is opening in Geneva, Switzerland. How does this particular coffee shop set itself apart from the hundreds of others surrounding it? You can order a blowjob with your espresso! 

Sex work is legal and regulated in Switzerland. This will allow patrons to order their coffee and select a sex worker from an iPad who then performs fellatio on him. The cost of the beverage and blowjob, which includes "five to ten minutes" of oral pleasure is 60 Swiss francs (or around $62 USD).

This new kid is hot! Charlie Pattinson is MEN.com's latest exclusive model, and he's debuting with Alex Mecum, a hairy muscle fan favourite at the studio. Charlie has fair hair, a cute face, and a very hot body. In fact, from certain angles, Charlie's biceps look incredibly huge. Charlie tops Alex in his debut scene, but it's unclear yet whether Charlie is exclusively top, or whether he'll be returning to bottom. 

I’m 21 years old and I’m gay. My cock has a red spot right on the end which has been there since I was born. It’s nothing medical, just a mark, but how do I convince guys it's not some kind of STI when we get down to business? I’m worried people will back away when they see it.
-Frankenpenis

How dare you not have a picture perfect penis, worthy of Michelangelo. Sucking.

It can be a comforting distraction to pick up on a supposed physical flaw of yours rather than focus on personal challenges regarding connecting sexually and otherwise with guys. Because guys may back away when they see your personality. Your sense of humor that is incompatible with their own. Your career aspirations. Or your left big toe.

Exciting news! Another hardcore gay sex parody from MEN.com is coming! Captain America! We'll keep you posted as more teasers become available and a release date is set. MEN.com has a number of gay xxx parodies in it's catalog, including X-Men and Batman vs Superman! Keep even more up to date as a member - join below!

I’m a masculine guy, in good shape and not camp in any way, but I’ve found I really love dressing in women’s underwear, lingerie, etc. I don’t want to be a woman or do full cross-dressing, I just love to get fucked in sissy lingerie like a bitch. I’m struggling with how all this fits in with being masculine.
-Masculine Fucked Bitch

Hiya, fucked bitch. What a pretty fucked bitch you are! Oh yes, you are. There's a good sissy bitch. Best in show!

You're in luck because I know everything, as has been previously established. See all my other columns in which I know everything. So you really love doing something. And it's not hurting anyone. In fact, it's helping the economy of wherever you get your stuff. And it makes it very clear to any sex partner what you want for your birthday. And for pretty much any gift-giving holiday. At least underwear and lingerie are quite clear, though you may want to specify to folks what you mean by "etc." Heels?

I am pretty sure I’ve developed a sex addiction. I can’t stop thinking about it, watching porn, hooking up with guys from Grindr. I even wake up in the night craving sex. It’s getting in the way of work, family life, and seeing friends. Sex comes first. Always. Where can I get help?
-Stumped Sexaholic

You took time out from sex to pose this question, which is great! Or were you fucking while typing? Which would also be great! Definitely something to bring up in a job interview as proof of your ability to multitask. When you tell your prospective employer, they'll think "Hey, here's a guy who will be fucking while he types and email to me saying he needs to stay home sick."

The job is yours. Provided you interview to be a professional sex addict.

Booster is a young twenty-something who wants to work in gay porn. His audition video is a part of the initial offering of a brand new site called Raw Castings, which features real amateur audition videos. Bad boy Sebastian Young is breaking in Booster in this hot session. But come inside and see why this might be Young's last video.  

My partner has the opportunity to move abroad for work, but they don’t recognise same-sex couples for immigration so that I can be with him. Is this going to be the end for us, or can a long distance relationship work?
-Head Trip

I'm in shock. Absolute shock. Just stunned. In this day and age, how is it you have not considered the obvious?

Become a gold digger leech.

While you didn't mention the employment issue, it seems you would be better able to get permission to live in a country if you weren't going to take a job away from a local. You could go to school there on a student Visa because you clearly need a class in Gay 101. With advance classes in Becoming a Kept Man.

I discovered that my boyfriend has been lying about his age. He told me he was 27, but he’s actually 35, and whilst he looks younger, I feel betrayed and I have developed trust issues. I have confronted him about it and he’s of the opinion age shouldn’t matter, but it’s the principle. What should I do?
-Boyfriend Can't Count

Your boyfriend is a liar and if you hadn't discovered his lie, he'd still be carrying it out. But you already know that. Did you know, though, that one lie equals a hundred?

Because he totally has to pretend not to remember certain songs (since he should be too young to). And to have certain 27 year old tastes, like all the beers or superballs or make your own mini-donut kits people market to 27 year olds, or whatever 27 is about (which I officially have no idea about).

In one corner, we have a bunch of drunk guys peeing backwards. As in they don't understand and/or don't care that porte potties peeing requires going into the ports potty then unzipping. Not the other way around. There is no shame or shaming going on whatsoever. And to their credit at least they are peeing near the toilet.

And I'd rather they be peeing with their back to camera than doing stuff like talking or going to medical school.

MEN.com have been dropping teasers into our inbox for a little while now for their hardcore gay parody of X-Men! The series begins on 27th May and we've just discovered that Paddy O'Brian will be none other than Magneto. We'll bring you scene updates throughout the series, but members can get them directly from MEN.com in full length. Click below to sign up today!

I’m nervous about my first time with a guy. I decided recently that I am only attracted to men, not women. Will it hurt? I don’t want to ruin my hole. Is there a way to make it more pleasurable?
-Hole in One

"Ruin my hole"? Such language! Do you fuck guys with that dirty mouth?

It will totally hurt and your hole will be utterly destroyed forever. All the professional seamstresses in the world will not be able to put you back together. You'll be like a discarded stuffed animal in the bargain bin of a thrift store whose hole is blown out.

Fashion sucks mostly and these guys look boring as hell. So why do I like this? Maybe the magical lighting, the purposeful walking that goes nowhere and the eye level bulges.

Yeah, that last one.