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I’m 21 years old and I’m gay. My cock has a red spot right on the end which has been there since I was born. It’s nothing medical, just a mark, but how do I convince guys it's not some kind of STI when we get down to business? I’m worried people will back away when they see it.
-Frankenpenis

How dare you not have a picture perfect penis, worthy of Michelangelo. Sucking.

It can be a comforting distraction to pick up on a supposed physical flaw of yours rather than focus on personal challenges regarding connecting sexually and otherwise with guys. Because guys may back away when they see your personality. Your sense of humor that is incompatible with their own. Your career aspirations. Or your left big toe.

Exciting news! Another hardcore gay sex parody from MEN.com is coming! Captain America! We'll keep you posted as more teasers become available and a release date is set. MEN.com has a number of gay xxx parodies in it's catalog, including X-Men and Batman vs Superman! Keep even more up to date as a member - join below!

I’m a masculine guy, in good shape and not camp in any way, but I’ve found I really love dressing in women’s underwear, lingerie, etc. I don’t want to be a woman or do full cross-dressing, I just love to get fucked in sissy lingerie like a bitch. I’m struggling with how all this fits in with being masculine.
-Masculine Fucked Bitch

Hiya, fucked bitch. What a pretty fucked bitch you are! Oh yes, you are. There's a good sissy bitch. Best in show!

You're in luck because I know everything, as has been previously established. See all my other columns in which I know everything. So you really love doing something. And it's not hurting anyone. In fact, it's helping the economy of wherever you get your stuff. And it makes it very clear to any sex partner what you want for your birthday. And for pretty much any gift-giving holiday. At least underwear and lingerie are quite clear, though you may want to specify to folks what you mean by "etc." Heels?

I am pretty sure I’ve developed a sex addiction. I can’t stop thinking about it, watching porn, hooking up with guys from Grindr. I even wake up in the night craving sex. It’s getting in the way of work, family life, and seeing friends. Sex comes first. Always. Where can I get help?
-Stumped Sexaholic

You took time out from sex to pose this question, which is great! Or were you fucking while typing? Which would also be great! Definitely something to bring up in a job interview as proof of your ability to multitask. When you tell your prospective employer, they'll think "Hey, here's a guy who will be fucking while he types and email to me saying he needs to stay home sick."

The job is yours. Provided you interview to be a professional sex addict.

Booster is a young twenty-something who wants to work in gay porn. His audition video is a part of the initial offering of a brand new site called Raw Castings, which features real amateur audition videos. Bad boy Sebastian Young is breaking in Booster in this hot session. But come inside and see why this might be Young's last video.  

My partner has the opportunity to move abroad for work, but they don’t recognise same-sex couples for immigration so that I can be with him. Is this going to be the end for us, or can a long distance relationship work?
-Head Trip

I'm in shock. Absolute shock. Just stunned. In this day and age, how is it you have not considered the obvious?

Become a gold digger leech.

While you didn't mention the employment issue, it seems you would be better able to get permission to live in a country if you weren't going to take a job away from a local. You could go to school there on a student Visa because you clearly need a class in Gay 101. With advance classes in Becoming a Kept Man.

I discovered that my boyfriend has been lying about his age. He told me he was 27, but he’s actually 35, and whilst he looks younger, I feel betrayed and I have developed trust issues. I have confronted him about it and he’s of the opinion age shouldn’t matter, but it’s the principle. What should I do?
-Boyfriend Can't Count

Your boyfriend is a liar and if you hadn't discovered his lie, he'd still be carrying it out. But you already know that. Did you know, though, that one lie equals a hundred?

Because he totally has to pretend not to remember certain songs (since he should be too young to). And to have certain 27 year old tastes, like all the beers or superballs or make your own mini-donut kits people market to 27 year olds, or whatever 27 is about (which I officially have no idea about).

In one corner, we have a bunch of drunk guys peeing backwards. As in they don't understand and/or don't care that porte potties peeing requires going into the ports potty then unzipping. Not the other way around. There is no shame or shaming going on whatsoever. And to their credit at least they are peeing near the toilet.

And I'd rather they be peeing with their back to camera than doing stuff like talking or going to medical school.

MEN.com have been dropping teasers into our inbox for a little while now for their hardcore gay parody of X-Men! The series begins on 27th May and we've just discovered that Paddy O'Brian will be none other than Magneto. We'll bring you scene updates throughout the series, but members can get them directly from MEN.com in full length. Click below to sign up today!

I’m nervous about my first time with a guy. I decided recently that I am only attracted to men, not women. Will it hurt? I don’t want to ruin my hole. Is there a way to make it more pleasurable?
-Hole in One

"Ruin my hole"? Such language! Do you fuck guys with that dirty mouth?

It will totally hurt and your hole will be utterly destroyed forever. All the professional seamstresses in the world will not be able to put you back together. You'll be like a discarded stuffed animal in the bargain bin of a thrift store whose hole is blown out.

Fashion sucks mostly and these guys look boring as hell. So why do I like this? Maybe the magical lighting, the purposeful walking that goes nowhere and the eye level bulges.

Yeah, that last one.

This week's parody is becoming more and more apparent. Colby Keller features on the cover of the next parody. Of course, it's X-Men! We will bring updates as they happen, but visit MEN.com below to keep on the ball. We'll see who else is involved in the new parody very soon!

It's that time of year where exciting new summer series start coming from big and small studios alike. MEN.com are releasing their new summer gay hardcore sex parody on May 27. We're excited to see the first scene soon!

Have you got any advice on how to tell my grandparents about my sexuality? I’m bisexual and see both guys and girls. They are always asking me if I have a girlfriend and I need them to understand that sometimes she might be a he.
-Invisible Bi Grandkid

To this point, you've given the perception that you're straight, but only because that's the default assumption of society (and likely your grandparents). In fact, you're identity is bisexual and that would hold true even if you only were with women for the rest of your life. Or only with men. Unless you've reframed, adjusted your own personal identity as you see yourself.

So when you do tell your grandparents that you're bisexual, make sure you're clear that is your identity. Otherwise, say you're currently dating a guy and later a woman. They might think that you're suddenly straight. Which would put you back into some definition closet, again based on their ignorance.

es, it’s Italian-Spanish sci-fi wrestling flick Superargo Versus Diabolicus. And there are so many reasons you should care.

Superhero costume bulge happens. A lot. So many. This movie has all the bulge. And it’s 1966 bulge, so if you think ‘80s Falcon video models are vintage, try 50th anniversary bulge. That’s crotch bulge and ass bulge. He’s got both. He’s Superargo!

It’s a free movie. Yeah this video is the entire thing and nobody involved in the movie is about to ask YouTube to take it down so it will remain for bizarre viewing pleasure in internet perpetuity.