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Peter Le is in his hotel room fantasising about Angelo, who he had met earlier that day. He takes a shower but cannot resist the urge to touch himself, thinking about everything about that man he desires. Peter decides to video himself in bed, touching and caressing himself to tempt Angelo, even showing off his amazing cute butt with a great close-up.

Today's fresh new Active Duty recruit is Scott, who is ready to show off his gorgeous military physique to the camera. He's 6ft1 and 225lbs of lean muscle. Scott takes off his clothes and sits on the couch ready to play with his hard dick. As he strokes, his pecs flex and rippling abs wave with the pleasure he's giving himself.

A selfie crisis is facing America and I am here to solve it. I am the one candidate who can keep the pipeline of selfies full and stuffed with penises, including hard penises, precumming penises, thick penises, uncut penises, as well as other penises. I hope I can count of your vote so we don't face an unbrave new world that lacks selfies.

I'm an awesome politician, and I can't be blackmailed due to it being discovered I have porno on my computer. My computer is designed to hold and display porno. What model is it? It's a computer that's what. Model doesn't matter. Computers are for porn. Porn and recipes.

It's raining jocks. And snowing jocks. And there's the very real threat of being buried in jocks. And flooded in jocks.

Now why aren't you showing the slightest bit of concern and alarm? It's almost like you want to be overloaded with jocks. Well, like people who choose to hang dockside to watch tidal waves because they are so awesome, I guess you'll get what you have coming to you. Or on you.

Chayo caught the attention of the Latin Boyz crew from the skateboard park on a recent trip to Rio De Janeiro. He's a bi top that loves fucking and says he would do it 24/7 if he sought. He stays in shape by skating on the beach every morning, followed by some push ups and pull ups. He takes off his clothes and shows us his big, hard dick, and big bollocks.

At what point was an entire type of person named after a jockstrap? Not logical, I know. But logic goes out the window when bulges and muscles are involved. And without logic, I have all sorts of great ideas of a first date.

Forget the whole "Let's meet for coffee" thing, which yes is my standby if meeting someone in person for the first time. Better to meet while he's in the middle of changing his clothes outside. Or in the middle of having a boner on the train. Or in the middle of having a naked chest when he walks by with a naked chest.

Peter Le catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror after he returns from a motorcycle trip. He finds himself so sexy in his biker gear and he wants to play with his cock. Peter strips off his jacket and starts thinking about a time where he met Victor at a pit stop. Peter's cock is hard and he lies back on the bed to play with himself, working himself closer and closer to the edge before squirting his load.

Clark has the aesthetics of a superhero. He's classically good-looking and has a charming personality to go with it. He loves working out and showing his body, which he says gives him a rush of ego when people double-take. He was a little confused the first time a guy checked him out, but he's grown fond of the attention, so here he is letting millions of guys check him out naked and hard at Sean Cody.

Whether in motion or at rest, jocks are just plain awesome. As long as I don't have to make conversation with one. How much can one talk about sports without losing consciousness? Like the guy on the airplane who thought maybe he'd be safe from being snapped if only he closed his syes.

Isn't that a mental development thing? That age when a kid thinks the world disappears if they close their eyes. Or is it that thing where if you put an object behind your back, the child thinks it no longer exists so it's a magical amazing surprise when you make it reappear.

Hey, I can't if these guys or gay or not. Hopefully neither can they. So it doesn't even get to that "any port in a storm" phase in which they know I'm not a woman but want me anyway because their balls are sinking and they just have to blow a load or whatever sexual metaphor applies. Nope, they just don't even know if they are gay or straight.

So in that case, they may accidentally be totally into me, male body and all, without ever questioning their identity. May even get full-on married. May even be super gay and cheat on me with another guy. Dare to dream!

Zack arrives at Maskurbate to wish Pascal a Happy New Year in person. Pascal offers him a drink and asks if he wants to play a quick game while he's there. He's always excited to see Zack take his kit off, even though he's seen him naked a few time. The guys play strip poker and Zack's 8 incher is eventually out, fully erect and ready for some stroking. He lies back on the couch and beats out an unimprovised load.

Although Guy Houston is the quiet type, he shows lots of promise as a dom top, which you'll see soon enough at Active Duty when he does his first duo scene. He strips off for his solo and shows his tattooed, ripped body. He loves playing with his shaved cock. The horny soldier sits on the couch and plays with it until he's ready to bust his nut.

Muscular and fit Bryce Aud is simply hot. He's doing a photo shoot for Gemini Men, and doesn't appear to be at all shy about showing off his hole and extra big dick. Bryce stands fully naked in front of the camera, smiling and flirting. Then he goes to the couch where he pulls his legs back and lets us see his fuckable arse. He stands back up showing how low his dick hangs.

And out of focus but still worth it. Because there's nothing that says genuine spy pic than a blurry locker room shot. So wrong. And so worth it. Like watching a horrible reality TV show. 

Now why isn't there a show about locker room peepers and the men who try to avoid them and fail? It could be called The Real Peepers of Random Men's Locker Rooms of Beverly Hills and Other Places. Or just Check Out His Ass! Yeah, the latter would probably get higher ratings.

Kosta is just 21 years old and he arrives at Maskurbate anticipating a difficult, intimidating first porn experience. But as soon as he's had a short chat with Pascal, the newcomer is relaxed enough to strip off and show his tattooed, muscular body. Kosta works out regularly and goes running. He's well-endowed and he sits back on the couch to play with his big cock until he shoots over his ripped torso.