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Laid back Finn is at Sean Cody to do a solo scene, showing off all his pornstar-quality assets to the camera. He's never done anything with guys before, but confesses to having watched gay porn once or twice, and got hard, much to his own surprise. He's open to the idea of hooking up with a dude, but only if they're smaller than him so he can really take charge.

Can someone be a selfie star? Pretty much if they say they're a star, they are. Because once you go down the road of "YouTube Star" then all bets are off.

In fact, I'm a toilet star. I am the most popular user of my toilet. Which explains the constant stream of paparazzi in my bathroom. They just can't get enough.

By the way, that is exactly the type of conversation I'd have with one of these guys in person, because I'd have no idea what to say to them.

Adorable and smart fresh recruit Jordan Graves is at Active Duty, where he pulls down his bright coloured boxer shorts to show his big, thick dick. He puts his feet together while he plays with his throbbing cock and then takes a fairly sizeable dildo to push into his hole and pose with it for the camera, hanging out the back of him. So hot!

Micky Petrov is incredibly sexy. The straight, Bulgarian 20 year old is studying in Berlin when Bentley Race hooks up with him through a mutual buddy. Micky's pretty nervous about his first porn scene, but with a little fooling around he's soon at ease in the hotel room, showing off his nice, thick dick and incredibly cute bubble butt.

Maskurbate is more about the muscled bodybuilders than it is about the masks. They serve the purpose of allowing straight men to flaunt themselves on camera anonymously, but Brad's not ashamed to show his face! He's at Maskurbate showing off his progress as he bulks up for his 2016 bodybuilding contest. Brad's cock is amazing. The uncut slab swings beautifully from his groin and stands nice and firm when he's got a hard on.

Inside or outside, shirtless or clothed, I'm happy to see a muscular guy taking up space. Though I'd prefer to see a shirtless guy inside more often.

Inside my apartment.

Inside my (fill in the blank). Make that blanks. A lot needs to be filled.

One of these things is not like the other. One of these things is not the same. If you picked the non-huge dick, you're right. How does he even sleep (and pee) at night with that thing? Someone needs to do a graduate school dissertation on the non-huge. I'm sure Trump University has a degree in non-huge studies. it can fake bestow.

Now let's talk about cocksucking.

Big guy Wilson walks into the studio and instantly everyone feels intimidated. At 6ft 2ins, the beefcake has quite a presence, but has a heart of gold and wears his heart on his sleeve. His ex described him as a teddy bear, and it's easy to see why when he's such a big softie. Wilson begins his scene a little shy, but opens up as the cameras are rolling. Will Wilson be back for some duo action?

Princeton Price is by himself, and we catch a glimpse of that beautiful, charming smile at Active Duty. He pulls out his weapon from his boxer shorts, revealing a nice, fat cock. The cameraman gets close in to show his beautiful ball sack and every contour of his hanging semi. Princeton then tugs on his meat for the camera, and shows off his military physique as Claude, the cameraman, continues to tour his body.

Trend alert! Clothes are over. At least when you're at home. Alone. With a cell phone in your hand. In front of a mirror. And turned on.

As a reminder, you may want to consider sticking some masking tape to the floor of your entryway. Once you cross that line, it needs to be without clothes. So this will create a new furniture type: the console dresser.

You know, as compared to a console table. That skinny table with a single vase and magazine on it. Nope, you need all your clothes to be at your entryway for easy off/on.

Young bodybuilder Zack is invited by Pascal at Maskurbate to unleash the beast in his new home gym. The inauguration comes just 3 weeks before Zack's bodybuilding competition, so his muscles are a lot more ripped than when he last appeared. He has never been so cut, and is not with less than 4.5% body fat. Lots could happen in this new home gym!

Look out, it's another big dick post! Which will reveal what we all know about ourselves. We can never get enough big dick. Well, ask me after a gang bang and I might answer differently.

This is a hypothetical as I have limited gang bang experience. As in zero. I just know that I'd want someone to cover my dry cleaning bill afterwards. It's tough to get four gallons of cum stains out of silk. Not even Martha Stewart has a do it yourself tip for that situation.

She's good on three gallons of cum though. I think she demo'd that the last time she was on Live with Kelly and Michael.

So Einstein was right about the existence of gravitational waves, it was recently proven. How can we prove my theory that there is a variable point at which the attractive of a guy's dick/body/face will compensate for what normally would be deal breakers. 

Like is a sense of humor important to you in a guy you're dating? How about if his dick were 10" long? Because he can put a clown nose on that thing and call it a day. You may not be laughing but you will sure as hell take the clown hose off and take care of business.

So is that DS > 10 = -DB? As in dick size greater than 10 equals negative deal breaker?

Junior is delivering a cracker of a performance unmasked live at Stock Bar in Montreal. Maskburbate was there to capture the action exclusively for its members, making sure to get the best angles of Junior as he strips off his clothes to display his muscled, athletic physique and amazing cock.

Do you have monster-dar? That's the sexual perception phenomenon in which you can tell if a guy has a monster cock. And I don't mean you can tell when he's hard and naked and it's in your face because if you couldn't tell in that situation it means you're really focusing too much on texting. 

No, I mean when you can tell a guy has a monster cock when he's dressed and not necessarily showing bulge. Because bulge-dar just means you can tell he has a bulge of some sort. That doesn't mean monster-cock. He could be a shower not a grower. Or maybe he's wearing that misleading padded underwear. Really what's the point of that in real life? It is just good for JCPenney catalog modeling, because everyone likes those fellas to have solid bulges. Since the clothes are so hideous, best to call attention to the bulge.