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Kosta is just 21 years old and he arrives at Maskurbate anticipating a difficult, intimidating first porn experience. But as soon as he's had a short chat with Pascal, the newcomer is relaxed enough to strip off and show his tattooed, muscular body. Kosta works out regularly and goes running. He's well-endowed and he sits back on the couch to play with his big cock until he shoots over his ripped torso.

Time to get in all your last minute peeping before the new year. Because peepable men will cease to exist in 2016. Very shortly, the most a man will enable to be seen is his bare ankle. We're headed back to Victorian times. So register www.HotNakedAnkleMen.com now! Because if you wait too long, all that will be left is www.HotNakedAnkleMen.biz and nobody goes to a .biz, certainly not to masturbate.

Though masturbation will be a problem since only ankle nudity will be allowed, even when alone. Good luck finding your ankle's g-spot. Foot fetishists won't even get to see their own bare feet. That's the tragic world we'll all live in.

I can't even imagine what guys are going to work out in, or play on the beach in, or shop in hot weather in. But not this stuff. We're entering the dark ages of male nudity, folks.

Let's get to know this guy by asking him several intensely personal questions. Guys love to talk about themselves so it should be no trouble to get deep inside his psyche. I'm really good at one-way conversations so I'll take it from here.

Hi, great smile! How's your night going?

That well? Awesome. It's really warm so you took your clothes off, you say? Then you were cold so you thought a camera flash would keep you warm, and it did, but only for a millisecond you had to use the flash again? Makes sense to me!

On Christmas Eve, Santa is doing his rounds delivering prezzies to all the good people that year. When Santas Ricky arrives at Pascal's house, he realises there's nothing left in his sack to thank his favourite producer for all the masked bodybuilder porn he's created for his site, Maskurbate. Knowing what Pascal really wants for Christmas, Santa takes Pascal's phone and records him a special gift.

Well, make that temptingly partway dressed. Because when some skin is exposed it makes me think of all skin being exposed. Plus there's this whole semi-arbitrary erogenous thing going on. Like it's societally acceptable for men to be out and about without a shirt on. 

This despite the fact that I find a man's chest (okay certain men's chest) to be equal in triggering desire as a man's ass. I also find some guy's legs as or more arousing than their dick. But thankfully society doesn't demand men cover their legs. Except perhaps during a wake.

Don't go to a wake in shorts. Unless you live in Bermuda or something, then probably it's fine. But make them tuxedo shorts.

Fresh-faced, handsome Dylan is a soldier. He's 6ft2 and lean. Right from the go he's comfortable getting naked at Active Duty, and this is his first time jerking his meat on camera. He gets his big dick nice and wet and strokes it as the cameraman works his way all around to get the very best angles. I couldn't help but enjoy watching this soldier beat off.

It's pro vs. amateur in selfieland. The muscularly buxom Darius Ferdynand faces (and dicks) off with some amateur show-offs. Everyone wins.

He's the fella at top left. Why does he even need to take selfies since he's nude everywhere? Though I suppose he doesn't have a film crew in his bathroom. Though he could if he wanted.  A volunteer one made of guys with fake cameras (like the fake TVs at IKEA) but real boners (like the real boners at IKEA). They have awesome restroom action!

Well maybe they don't, but if I start the rumor, maybe they will eventually have glory holes.

These days a guy can simply grow his hair, shave his chest, and pick a new name, and presto! he's ready to start the second phase of his porn career. Meet Felix, he's debuting today on Sean Cody and he says in his profile: "I never used to like men until recently." That's funny because he got fucked seven times on another site between 2010 and 2013 -- come inside and see where.

Active Duty's freshest young recruit is Chazz. He gets comfortable in the room, and then gets naked. With his feet up, he grabs his swelling cock and starts to work it. As he plays with himself, hands wander around his crotch and body, and he gets into a sexual groove that looks so hot on video. He's being dubbed as one of the dependable bottoms for the studio as he's to be cast in duo scenes coming up.

We've shown a couple of scenes with Kyle Dean, a fresh-faced 18 year old newcomer at Gay Hoopla, and he's been doing some pretty hot arse-tearing in his scenes. Let's take a minute to focus on the incredible body and beautiful face of this young man and have a good ogle at his assets. Kyle has a thick, giant cock and a hairy bubble butt to die for, to accompany his handsome face and Greek physique!

Fans of an uncut Mexican cock, which I'm guessing is nearly all of us, will love the body and ass of 19 year old Chill. The sexy, laid back latin teen actually cancelled twice on Latin Boyz before he finally got round to doing a shoot. He was worth the wait. He's a little coy about his private life but has a big hickie on his neck, so we know someone is getting dicked by that thick Mexican meat. He's got such a hot ass too, but nobody has ever played with it.

Look at me is totally what all these scream. But what part of me? You've got your fully naked guy flashing it all. Then the guy naked but for a shirt (which somehow shows off his pecs even more).

Each of those shots is worth a few strokes at least. If only strokes could generate electricity we'd be set. Sometimes science museums have a bicycle hooked up to a lightbulb to prove the point of how much power it takes to even make a bulb light up a little. It's a lot of pedaling. And Ed Begley, Jr.'s house is totally carbon neutral. If he wants toast, he has to generate the power for the toaster. And yeah, bitch wants toast!

Paolo is from South America originally but moved to San Diego, where he's impressed with the girls. He decided to look for a job in porn and that's where he found Spunk Worthy. The 24 year old soccer player shows up and pulls out his dick unreservedly. It's pretty big and uncut. Paolo likes to finish standing up, so he strokes his cock on the couch before standing up over the camera for the climax.

These working fellas are so darn cute! The hours they must spend in front of the mirror to get that carpenter / construction worker / dry waller look could not have been better spent. Is there a secret store where they can buy pre-soiled, wrinkly clothes and lived-in work boots for that touch of realism!?

Bravo! But I sense celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe may have had a hand in this.

There's the slight possibility these guys actually earn a living in the physical, constructive arts, but there is no chance they aren't self-aware of their appeal to clients, random onlookers, Home Depot checkout clerks and homos.

Have you ever seen a recruit so cute? I don't think I can say I've seen anyone as cute as Johnny Thompson. A fresh-faced cutie, wide-eyed, and ready to get his clothes off to make a bit of cash during his leave. Like anyone Johnny's age, he likes tugging his cock. He lies on the bed with his enticing, innocent, boy-next-door look playing with his hard dick. He's slightly nervous about his porn shoot too, which adds to the excitement. I'm looking forward to seeing Johnny get his sweet ass fucked, which is apparently on the cards!