Hot Guys & Naked Men Blog

Christian Cronin loves getting deep, sloppy head. He enjoys having his nearly nine inches serviced until he busts his nut. But he doesn't have a nob gobbler on his knees, he's all by his lonesome. That's fine, he knows how to take care of business.

Matt is a 22-year-old straight guy with an athletic body. He's never done a porno before, but he doesn't intend this to be his last -- he wants to move into full-time porn work. He brought his girlfriend to the shoot and she wants to do adult films too, but this isn't that kind of site, so she had to sit and watch.

Stryker is a sexy hunk with deep red-brown hair and a beefy body. And look at that ginger bush! He's comfortable being naked and had no problems getting hard and stroking out a load for the camera. And check out his big, round butt. Yum!

Chad is 19 years old and he's just finished high school. He's not a tall guy (he's only 5'7") but he's a solid one, weighing a whopping 170 pounds. He built his strong, muscular body playing football and wrestling. Singlets? Yes, please. This handsome blond was a little shy at first, but once he takes his beefy cock in hand, he loosens up and puts on a good show. Can't wait to see him in action. 

Now I wouldn't encourage any lawbreaking, but if there happen to be laws against being naked in public and you want to be naked in public, then hey, more power to you. Just don't freak the fuck out of anyone or piss anyone off too badly.

What laws there are sometimes require someone actually to complain for it to be a problem. The nudity itself is not an issue. The reaction to it makes it a problem. 

So I could cancel that out by bestowing praise upon these nude guys and that could erase the offense. Life doesn't work this way because we're all individuals, but I would give it the old college try such as by ejaculating on the situation.

How would you like this cute surfer to welcome you to Hawaii? Maka is a 20-year-old surf instructor and he's fully nude outdoors, except for the lei around his neck, and he's comfortable posing and flexing. Then he gets down to stroking his uncut eight-inch dick. Come inside and see the flying load of jizz he sails over his body.

Alejandro is from Colombia but he's a long way from home in Naples, Italy. He's just getting his start is Pornland at Italian gay porn site Lucas Kazan. The 23-year-old stud has already pounded Ettore Tosi in a sizzling scene called Private Sex File. And this is the casting session that got him started.

Tony Prower is just getting started in Pornland. He's not brand new, but nearly, he's only done a couple of other videos. American Muscle Hunks snatched up this dreamboat and invited him over to jerk his cock. He puts on a good show and blows a big load.

Corporal Jared is a blue-eyed Marine unloading his nuts in this webcam show. Jared is 21 years old, stands 6'1" and weighs 185 pounds and he's brought along his Fleshjack. Pumping his cock with the sex toy gets him close and he fulls off and blows his creamy cum load on his stomach. 

Bronson is one hell of a sexy guy. He's good looking and in shape with a nice, firm body, and a respectable cock. Chaos Men says that he's never done any porn before, but he has posed nude for a sketching class and photo shoots. So he's comfortable being naked. He's 27 years old and says that he still jerks off three times a day. After doing his first solo, the site rushed him back into the studio to get some head from one of the regulars.

Lex is about the tenth smoking hot guy to hit my inbox today. I'm having trouble staying focused on my job and getting these blog posts done because all I want to do his wank off. Again and again. Three things grabbed me when I first saw Lex: his chin scruff is très sexy; his nipples are big and hard; and while he looks tough, I'm betting he's a pussy cat in the sack.  

In case you missed him the other day, here's another look at Black Pearl. He's the latest hung top to hit the sheets over at Lucas Entertainment. He and his 10-inch monster cock debuted this week in Gentlemen 20: Inside Trade. Pearl has killer abs and a massive dick and he loves fucking submissive bottoms. The line starts behind me.

Give me an hour alone in the locker room with Hunter Styles. Please. Smoldering and sexy, Hunter is making his debut in Pornland. He's a handsome guy, but when he peels off his gym shorts you won't be able to take your eyes off his big-nobbed cock. It's gorgeous. It's suckable. And I want to feel it pushing down my throat. Don't you? 

Michael Stax and Jacob Stax are real brothers, not Pornland step-brothers like we're so used to seeing these days, but the real deal. The Stax brothers are twins and they're 26 years old. They're not identical, but their thick meaty cocks nearly are. The guys aren't shy and say that they've had threeways in the past. A scene like this doesn't come along very often. We'll have to wait and see if they do a threeway for Active Duty.

This isn't quite like calling a dick a kink. Because being into dick is a pretty basic thing. Even being into balls is fairly basic since they come along for the ride. Nope. Low-hanging balls. Swinging sack of potatoes. Cum-filled plums. 

I'm allowed to call them things that aren't popular sayings. Soon the world will be shouting cum-filled plums from all the rooftops of apartment buildings that house guys with cum-filled plums.

Or going nonverbal with your interest is fine too. Love is an action, right? So love of low-hanging balls is an action too.