Chaturbate with GayDemon: Masturbation Party
20 Mar 2015
It's time for a masturbation party, y'all! So break out the Cool Ranch Doritos® and Cool Ranch Lube™, hop on over to Chaturbate and pop one out.
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20 Mar 2015
It's time for a masturbation party, y'all! So break out the Cool Ranch Doritos® and Cool Ranch Lube™, hop on over to Chaturbate and pop one out.
19 Mar 2015
There's still time for peepers to organize. I don't mean the kind of organization where guys tip off others on which bathrooms have the best view of the urinals form the stalls. Or which gyms have open showers. I mean organize marching contingents for Pride Parades this summer. And what the hell would those floats look like?
13 Mar 2015
Want cock in your face? Of course you do. But it's been a long day at the office and you don't have time to find actual cock because the 11 minutes it takes to arrange a hookup on a location-based hookup app is 10 minutes too long. Pardon me, it's not an app unless a vowel is strategically removed like Grindr, so I'll be more clear by saying "lctin-bsed hokup pp" which just rolls of the tongue.
12 Mar 2015
It's all about that moment. Love at first sight. No, make that lust. No, call it a crush. Because there's always just one little thing that does it, that gives you that sweet, innocent moment of desire. Or one big thing. Bulge. Exposed skin. Muscles. That right amount and placement of hair on head or leg or arm. All designed just for you in that moment.
6 Mar 2015
Mall of America, currently the biggest mall in the U.S., is going to build an even bigger one in Florida. Because that needs to happen. I'm kind of over the mall myself. It just doesn't have the charm it used to. Plus the penalties for shoplifting are much greater when you can be tried as an adult. Hey, was I supposed to buy that Playgirl magazine and let everyone know my homogaysexualness?
5 Mar 2015
Want dick. Need dick. Get dick. Repeat. The same suggested method applies to ass. Damn, there are so many hot men to sneak peeks at. Is that what the third eye is for? Sure, the third eye is probably this mystical concept for non-literal perception, but when it's not busy non-literally perceiving, can it spare some visual data processing power to spy on more hot guys? Who do I ask to make that happen?
26 Feb 2015
Peek-a-boo goes both ways. As in "look at my dick, ass, bulge, etc." or "I'm peeking at your dick, ass, bulge, etc." And believe me, the "etc." is the best part of a man. I love sneaking a peek at a guy's "etc." and if I'm really brazen, then begging to suck it. I'm a total grammar whore.
20 Feb 2015
Take all the hot guys you've seen by the end of a day, strip them all down and shove them into your computer. And that's Chaturbate. Oh yeah, also wrap each guy's hands around his cock. Then match each guy stroke for stroke. It's like those metronomes used to time music. Because masturbation is music.
19 Feb 2015
Let's break it down together. Here's what I want about each of these guys. But first, sure, I found each with a mouse click. Yet beyond the visual, they are well more than a mouse click away in real life. To find them in the flesh, I'd have to put out some sort of homosexual Amber Alert that would beam each pic to every cellphone in the United States (assuming these guys are even in the U.S.). Then folks could come forward as being or knowing each guy. And then I could get what I want. Totally feasible.
12 Feb 2015
Check out my cock! No, how dare you check out my cock! Check out my bulge, my ass, my everything! Don't look at me!
I officially cannot tell when someone wants to be checked out or not. It's like the next level of not being able to tell if a guy is gay or not. Not that a guy being gay is a requirement to be able to get off on staring or sneaking a glance at him. Even before the whole metrosexual thing, gaydar got really confused at some point in the '80s when straight guys got into hair gel. That's my theory.
29 Jan 2015
Men's rooms, now with extra man parts for your viewing pleasure. Assuming you have a sneaky camera to capture hot cock moments. Also assuming you consider mostly flaccid peeing cocks to be hot. I know closet case fraternity dudes consider them to be hot. But, while there are thousands of those dudes, that isn't everybody. Toilet cock and (other exposed cock) may be an acquired taste.
23 Jan 2015
I know a guy stroking on Chaturbate is different than a guy jerking off in his living room at night with the lights on and blinds open. But only because the apartment building that has a view into his living room only holds a limited number of voyeurs. While there's no limit to how many can watch a single Chaturbate cam.
22 Jan 2015
Are you a crotchwatcher? I sure as hell am. Except I never look long enough for something interesting to happen, like a guy interpreting it as my desire for what is contained within. Because depending on the guy, "interesting" could mean him flirting back, sneering, or getting pissed. And I just don't know. Plus eye contact is a safer bet all around.
17 Jan 2015
Sex addiction for everyone! Well maybe not because then they're be nobody to roll my burrito at Chipotle. And by roll my burrito, I mean roll my burrito. I do not have sex while in line at Chipotle. Anymore. It's not the '80s.
9 Jan 2015
Sproing! That's the sound of your cock erecting when you watch guys jerking their own on Chaturbate. Now you could go out of your way to only watch cams of guys who aren't totally your type. It'd be like being worried about getting an erection while working out so you stare at a guy who doesn't turn you on. Maybe at a gym that makes sense, if they have a no tolerance policy for obvious public erections. But in the privacy of your own place, you can zero right in on the hottest fucking guys imaginable, showing off for you.