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Sex addiction for everyone! Well maybe not because then they're be nobody to roll my burrito at Chipotle. And by roll my burrito, I mean roll my burrito. I do not have sex while in line at Chipotle. Anymore. It's not the '80s.

Sproing! That's the sound of your cock erecting when you watch guys jerking their own on Chaturbate. Now you could go out of your way to only watch cams of guys who aren't totally your type. It'd be like being worried about getting an erection while working out so you stare at a guy who doesn't turn you on. Maybe at a gym that makes sense, if they have a no tolerance policy for obvious public erections. But in the privacy of your own place, you can zero right in on the hottest fucking guys imaginable, showing off for you.

It's always time to seek out bulges, and if you're lucky, that rare dick poking up out of a waistband. All for waiting eyes. Dick is everywhere, yet there's never enough.

Brrrr! It's cold out. Gotta warm things up with some hot jocks in your brain. Wouldn't you love to spy that muscle jock bent over at his locker, his balls peeking out from between his muscular thighs? Yeah, that totally never happens to me either. But I can dream anyhow.

After a long, hard night delivering presents, Santa needs some "me time" to jerk one out. And by Santa, I mean Chaturbate studs who gussy up their nudity with Christmas accessories. Santa's fake but the cock is real.

I just rewatched The Truman Show, you know that '90s flick about a guy raised inside a reality show from birth. Can some porn producer do a gay xxx version please? It could be called The True Man Show and it would star a guy with a huge penis who doesn't know anybody is watching him and his huge penis go about their daily business.

What better way for a couple to express intimacy than jacking and groping and sucking and fucking on Chaturbate for hundreds of adoring, masturbating fans? Like the first moment they met, or their first date, or first romantic walk on the beach, they'll remember their first online cockfest forever. Ejaculation tends to lock in memory.

What makes a jock paradise? Guys in prime condition caught on camera looking hot as fuck. And does looking hot as fuck directly translate to competitive success? When on the hunt for dick, then yes. When on the hunt for winning a game or race or wrestling match, then looking hot as fuck will only help if it distracts the competitors or judges/referees enough to cause a favorable result.

Indoors and out, hot dick and ass is everywhere. Seven years from now, when cameras will be built into contact lenses (making Google Glass look positively archaic), you'll be able to record what you see, and upload it to your media center to beat off to later. Ahh, technology!

If these outfits were any tighter, the guys inside would get crushed. Yeah I get that are performance fabrics, offering compression, moisture-wicking, comfort, aero (or aqua) dynamics. But, come the fuck on. Lycra (and its cousin Spandex) are mind-blowingly obscene.

Super tight outfits are the best way to be naked while clothed, showing every bulge, every muscle, every throb in perfect detail. Inviting onlookers. Begging for admiration.

Hot jackers going up and down all night long on Chaturbate. Fueled by everyone who's watching. Knowing guys out there in the internet ether are matching them stroke for stroke.

You know how dance music has 128+ beats per minute? The rhythms and vocals repeat, enveloping you in the continuous present. One moment the same as the next. Until crescendo hits and the next song starts mixing in. Well jacking off on cam for strangers, 128+ strokes per minute, is the continuous present too. A sexual bubble punctuated by a chat window full of either gushing admiration or silence. But the most important stat is the number of viewers in the room.

Jock gear counts as jock gear whether it's on or freshly off. So if a naked guy is standing there with a swimsuit in his hands, that's a hot jock gear moment. However is a guy goes into a sporting goods store and strips down by the rack of swimsuits, that's not a hot jock gear moment. It's guy's about to get charged with indecent exposure moment. Which, okay, is also hot! Indecent exposure is kinda charming, right?

So many men. So many ways to take a selfie. So many reasons to jerk off to them.

You got your camera between the thighs selfie. Perfect when you need to get your cock, balls and asshole all in frame. It's a really practical use of pixels. So if there's ever a global pixel shortage, this is the way to go. Angle it right and you can even get your face in frame.

Look at my fucking tits! That's what each and every one of these guys is saying, flashing his pecs for the world to see and salivate over. Look at my fucking tits! And cock. And ass. And cumshot. And Chaturbate is where they say it.

You know what's a good thing to do on the subway? Peep on guys and file away their images in your mind (or camera) as jerk off material.

Now does the guy in the middle (peeped on so efficiently that both ass and bulge were captured) want to be looked at? Pretty much anyone in short tights and a jacket wants to be both looked at and jerked off to. Those are damn slutty workout shorts. So tight that picking his pocket would basically be the equivalent of fisting.