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Brrrr! It's cold out. Gotta warm things up with some hot jocks in your brain. Wouldn't you love to spy that muscle jock bent over at his locker, his balls peeking out from between his muscular thighs? Yeah, that totally never happens to me either. But I can dream anyhow.

After a long, hard night delivering presents, Santa needs some "me time" to jerk one out. And by Santa, I mean Chaturbate studs who gussy up their nudity with Christmas accessories. Santa's fake but the cock is real.

I just rewatched The Truman Show, you know that '90s flick about a guy raised inside a reality show from birth. Can some porn producer do a gay xxx version please? It could be called The True Man Show and it would star a guy with a huge penis who doesn't know anybody is watching him and his huge penis go about their daily business.

What better way for a couple to express intimacy than jacking and groping and sucking and fucking on Chaturbate for hundreds of adoring, masturbating fans? Like the first moment they met, or their first date, or first romantic walk on the beach, they'll remember their first online cockfest forever. Ejaculation tends to lock in memory.

What makes a jock paradise? Guys in prime condition caught on camera looking hot as fuck. And does looking hot as fuck directly translate to competitive success? When on the hunt for dick, then yes. When on the hunt for winning a game or race or wrestling match, then looking hot as fuck will only help if it distracts the competitors or judges/referees enough to cause a favorable result.

Indoors and out, hot dick and ass is everywhere. Seven years from now, when cameras will be built into contact lenses (making Google Glass look positively archaic), you'll be able to record what you see, and upload it to your media center to beat off to later. Ahh, technology!

If these outfits were any tighter, the guys inside would get crushed. Yeah I get that are performance fabrics, offering compression, moisture-wicking, comfort, aero (or aqua) dynamics. But, come the fuck on. Lycra (and its cousin Spandex) are mind-blowingly obscene.

Super tight outfits are the best way to be naked while clothed, showing every bulge, every muscle, every throb in perfect detail. Inviting onlookers. Begging for admiration.

Hot jackers going up and down all night long on Chaturbate. Fueled by everyone who's watching. Knowing guys out there in the internet ether are matching them stroke for stroke.

You know how dance music has 128+ beats per minute? The rhythms and vocals repeat, enveloping you in the continuous present. One moment the same as the next. Until crescendo hits and the next song starts mixing in. Well jacking off on cam for strangers, 128+ strokes per minute, is the continuous present too. A sexual bubble punctuated by a chat window full of either gushing admiration or silence. But the most important stat is the number of viewers in the room.

Jock gear counts as jock gear whether it's on or freshly off. So if a naked guy is standing there with a swimsuit in his hands, that's a hot jock gear moment. However is a guy goes into a sporting goods store and strips down by the rack of swimsuits, that's not a hot jock gear moment. It's guy's about to get charged with indecent exposure moment. Which, okay, is also hot! Indecent exposure is kinda charming, right?

So many men. So many ways to take a selfie. So many reasons to jerk off to them.

You got your camera between the thighs selfie. Perfect when you need to get your cock, balls and asshole all in frame. It's a really practical use of pixels. So if there's ever a global pixel shortage, this is the way to go. Angle it right and you can even get your face in frame.

Look at my fucking tits! That's what each and every one of these guys is saying, flashing his pecs for the world to see and salivate over. Look at my fucking tits! And cock. And ass. And cumshot. And Chaturbate is where they say it.

You know what's a good thing to do on the subway? Peep on guys and file away their images in your mind (or camera) as jerk off material.

Now does the guy in the middle (peeped on so efficiently that both ass and bulge were captured) want to be looked at? Pretty much anyone in short tights and a jacket wants to be both looked at and jerked off to. Those are damn slutty workout shorts. So tight that picking his pocket would basically be the equivalent of fisting.

There's nothing like laying back and having a nice, slow, peaceful, self-reflective jerk off session, with hundreds of people watching.

The private turns public on Chaturbate. Now let's examine Chaturbate in the context of the Observer Effect. According to Wikipedia (the go-to resource for semi-accurate knowledge of all kinds but it's pretty much right on this one): the Observer Effect refers to "changes that the act of observation will make on a phenomenon being observed...A commonplace example is checking the pressure in an automobile tire; this is difficult to do without letting out some of the air, thus changing the pressure."

Hey, you know how you can set your cell phone to be silent, including when you snap pics? That way, it won't make that fake shutter clicking sound. And that way, you're free to sneakily take pics of guys doing their sexy bathroom things.

That may mean pissing, jerking off in a stall, or just flashing their ass to no one in particular. Except of course your waiting camera lens. Isn't sort of violating someone's privacy then jerking off to it later awesome!

Second only to watching a guy who's sleeping or passed out drunk in the "lowest risk of retribution for peeping" activities, it's ass watching. Because the guy can't see you looking. Just be wary of reflective surfaces and you should be just fine.

The risks you do face are if someone else sees you looking too hard. But then that someone would have to be looking hard at you and tracking what you're looking at and then that's practically looking at the guy's ass anyhow, so at that point you're both guilty.