22 Oct 2015
The more pixels the better! Thank you, inventors of the retina display, for cramming more man flesh into my vision. Not that I have the sharp vision that could even tell the difference (sorry Apple). But more pixels equals more man so bravo.
And here's to semi-violations of privacy that allow moments of voyeurism to be documented. That moment where someone says "See that ass? I'm going to capture that ass with my portable pixel generating machine." And it's a genius machine that can cram a bubble butt into a jpg. Technology has come so far.
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15 Oct 2015
Being on high alert can be exhausting. At least when it's about keeping an eye out for threats. But how about a much better way to be on high alert, on that is rejuvenating? Be on the look out for bulges and muscle, because sometimes the hottest moments can pass by in an instant.
Until the day when digital cameras will be built into contact lenses (yes that will happen and it will be called the iEye) you just have your brain to snap a mental picture. Or your camera if you're fast enough.
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8 Oct 2015
Fit men get that way in a variety of ways, such as biking, gym, construction work, team sports or aggressive anal sex. Aggressive anal sex is an especially great way to get fit when practiced as a team sport.
So it's not just about signing up for a gym membership and calling it a day. That's what gyms want you to do because if everyone who was a member of a gym actually showed up on a given day, there wouldn't be any room. They count on people failing in their goals or not even setting them.
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1 Oct 2015
Gee, math sure is hard! Trigonometry. Geometry. Calculus. All that jazz. Except when it's trigonometry of the ass. Geometry of the biceps. And calculus of the cock.
Where are the college professors who use the male body to teach math lessons? Not to mention logic. Ramone is 12.2 miles away from Daniel on Scruff. Ramone is 57% horny while Daniel is 97% horny. Daniel is traveling to Ramone in an electric car which is only 24% charged and will run out of power part of the way to Ramone's apartment due to unexpected traffic at 2 a.m. (mostly other horny guys) combined with a steep incline and a reverse lightning storm sucking all the ohms out of the air. When will Daniel ejaculate?
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24 Sep 2015
I'd like to report a serious stud situation. I'd tell you the location but it's affecting large swaths of cities and towns around the world. Studs are everywhere!
And if I'm interpreting these candid pics correctly, there's a college runner with a crazily snake-like midsection. Is there such a thing as a 60 pack? You know when your running singlet is loose around your stomach that you're doing something right.
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17 Sep 2015
All the world's a stage. Or in the case of bulging crotch guys and jock guys and hot guys of every stripe, all the world's a male strip club stage. Or at least when I undress them with my eyes.
That can lead to problems though. Sometimes when you undress a guy with your eyes, you end up being horrified by his tacky imaginary underwear. Nearly enough to confront him about his poor taste in undergarments.
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10 Sep 2015
Well I wish these guys were my buddies. I might need to practice what I'd say. Maybe "Hey buddy, how's it going?" Or "Hey buddy, do you need me to clean your uniform for you? Just take it off right here and wait on my couch while I hand wash it with my mouth." Are those things buddies say to each other?
I might e terrible at pulling off the butch buddy thing. I think part of it is being able to coexist with the guy without overtly starting at his crotch for longer than 1.5 seconds. I definitely go into the 150+ seconds zone.
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3 Sep 2015
"You've got a hot fucking body" is right up there as a pick-up line. Not necessarily if you're looking for a long-term relationship though. That would be more like "You've got an amazing personality and I want to spend time with you for years and your body is good enough to get through sex with you sometimes if neither of us are too tired or have made some other excuse to not have to do it."
Though if you can score a long-term relationship with a guy who has a hot fucking body, then congratulations and fuck you to hell.
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20 Aug 2015
I want to visit jock paradise, do you? I haven't quite managed to find it though. I'd heard the way there is Exit 57 off the New Jersey Turnpike, then take a hard right at the Howard Johnson's Motor Lodge and go down the alley between JoAnn's Fabrics and the Christian Science Reading Room.
But all I found was Madonna's career.
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13 Aug 2015
Don't you hate when clothes get in the way of a fine crotch or a fine ass? I don't. I love it actually. I love that place where fabric meets flesh. Add motion and I'm in heaven. That's what sunglasses and subtlety are for.
The exhausted guy at the gym can't expect to let his guard down and not be snapped. I'd say he's spreading his legs, inviting attention, but with those muscles, his legs spread themselves. If he's taking roommate applications, I'm in.
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6 Aug 2015
Apparently I have a jock addiction. Need to see them. Need to jack to them. Need to watch them do their jock stuff, PG, R and XXX.
Really wishing I had the power of invisibility (and throw in silence and desolidification, the latter so I can walk through walls and guys can walk through me). That way I can be the ultimate guy watcher. Thankfully, just like the movies when someone can walk through walls somehow they don't fall through the floor, so I can maintain my place in the men's locker room and even follow a certain guy home if I wanted.
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30 Jul 2015
Hey, look! It's jocks on display! And no, I don't give a fuck about any of the actual sports they play or jocky recreational activities they do. I just care about their bodies. Funny thing is, that's how a lot of people feel but they won't admit it.
Just like those teenyboppers screaming for Elvis weren't so much all about Elvis, but really screaming for their own sexual liberation, the liberation of their desire, some sports fans wouldn't be quite so obsessed were it not for the skin on display.
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16 Jul 2015
As stud finder is one of those gadgets to help find studs in the walls, right? So you can smash nails or screws or whatever into them to hang your paintings or tacky decorative plates from, right? Or whatever else you hang on your walls like macrame soft sculptures or lighting fixtures or guys into being chained to the wall. Well I know nothing about that kind of stud finder.
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9 Jul 2015
Muscle is going places. On the train. On the bus. To the beach. And at some point, that muscle is going to need some major attention beyond the visual. Worshipping with your eyes just isn't going to cut it.
After all, legs get sore after a workout, after a run, or after just being fucking wonderfully powerful all damn day. Legs need attention. Legs need, and yeah this sounds kinda gross but it's still fun, a massage.
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2 Jul 2015
In the grand opposite tradition of Jonny McGovern's Look at Huh web series (part of the Hey Qween! empire), I present Look at Him. Because Jonny would want it that way.
So in Look at Huh, he gets people's reactions (shady or nice) to people they know. I don't know any of these guys (damn it) but I'll pretend I do because pretending is fun. Going top row, left to right, etc.
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