Flashback: To Dick Pouch or Not Dick Pouch

Shakespeare would've asked the same thing. But clearly the answer is both. Start with the innocent looking pouch then pull it off to reveal another pouch then pull it off to reveal dick. And a $20 if the guy's been doing his job right.

These are just aesthetically and sexually pleasing. Like a guy with a great haircut who's smiling at you while he stuffs your mouth with dick.

You look up thinking "Hey, that guy with his dick in my mouth sure has a great haircut!" Then you say the same thing but without shouting because you don't want to give yourself a brain headache.

But of all the guys here the one I want to have sex with the most is whoever decorated the set of the top picture. It's so dreamy. I wonder if he brought up his successes as a Beefcake Set Designer in his job interviews. 

Probably not for an interview at General Motors. Probably yes for an interview at a 1960s sex toy factory. Probably maybe for an interview at a drug store. As many drug stores used to sell gay pulp novels. And the baby oil that made these guys shiny. 

Notice the guy reading the girlie mag? That straight guy fantasy is nothing new. The only people who don't have the straight guy fantasy is probably 90% of straight women.

I'm going to smear oil on myself and take some black and white photos. Of my playing chess alone. I want to project a sexy and smart image. Good luck to me. No pouch though. That should help.