Joel Someone Blog

American porn performer Joel Someone has made a name for himself as the dirty older Mormon fucking missionary boys back home. But he's in Barcelona right now and making his first appearance on Spanish porn site Fuckermate. 

Joel is paired up with Gianni Maggio, an Italian top with over nine inches of uncut dick. Gianni is sitting back on the bed and he slaps his huge cock against his palm and says, "Come here." Joel kneels on the bed and gulps the man's massive dick down his throat.

But the standout moment sees Joel lying on the bed with his head hanging over the edge. "Choke me with that dick," he pants. Maggio straddles his face and drives his monster meat down Joel's throat. Wow!

President Lewis' hunger for young Mormon missionaries is growing more ravenous every week. He's no longer happy deflowering these lads one at a time. Blond and curly-haired Elder Packer has already been fucked by Bishop Angus in a fourway with three other fellow missionaries, and President Lee has also had a crack at the boy's ass. Lewis wants his turn in the blond's sweet ass.

The president Elder Packer and Elder Dial in his office and he's teaching them how to pray. I don't know about you, but I've certainly cried "oh God" while I've been down on all fours, but I've never considered that to be praying. Oh well, it's fun watching this sexy Mormon man fucking Elder Packer while Elder Dial watches and fingers his own hole.

"Do you keep the law of chastity?" President Lewis asks the new missionary. Elder Wolf says that he does, nodding for emphasis. He's not sure why he's been called to the president's office so he's a little nervous.

"I'm going to try and a little experiment on you, and I'm going to know if you're lying to me," Lewis says, then he ties the lad's hands behind his back. The president begins rubbing his hands across Elder Wolf's chest and asks the boy if he's feeling aroused. He lies and says he's not, but the stiffening cock in his trousers tells a different story.

Last week, I begged Joel Someone to grow back his beard, and miracle of miracles the Mormon God heard my prayers. Joel is back with a full beard in the latest Missionary Boys scene. Alright, I admit it, I'm just being silly, this scene was obviously filmed before Joel decided to try his clean-shaven look.

In this video, Elder Inaki is called to the president's office for his interview to determine his worthiness as a candidate in The Order. The missionary boy grunts as the older Mormon man fucks his tight hole and fills him up with cum. I think Elder Inaki passed his interview.

Joel Someone is one of my favourite performers right now. But dammit, I'm so pissed off that he shaved his beard. Some men just look better with facial hair, and doing a side by side comparison, Joel is one of them. Without a beard I beard I wouldn't give him a second look, with one I'd follow him home asking all the way, "Can I suck your cock?" However, that might not be incentive to grow his beard back, although the fact that I'm a damned good cocksucker could be.

Joel Someone has appeared in 10 videos at Bareback That Hole, and this scene with Joey Wagner is the first where Joel is clean shaven. This scene has the pair exploring an older bro / young bro fantasy.

Elder Dial is a new missionary from Canada and he's getting a lot of attention from the older men at Missionary Boys. Bishop Angus was the first to get his hands on the good-looking lad and he fucked Dial on his office desk. Now, President Lewis is taking his turn in the second episode of New Recruit.

Lewis and Elder Rim burst into the bathroom where Elder Dial is brushing his teeth, and they take turns fucking his mouth. President Lewis films the whole thing with his hand-held camera. Then they each stuff the boy's beautiful ass with their dicks.

A couple of months ago, Badpuppy discontinued their weekly solo jack-off updates. That left members with one hardcore scene each week. But after doing a member survey, Badpuppy realized they had made a mistake and members were really missing those solos.

Bill Pinyon of Badpuppy told GayDemon that alsoas result of the survey, "We are discontinuing our contracts featuring European models and we are going to focus on more U.S. and Latin-based models." Starting last week, on July 12, the solos have returned and furry Joel Someone is the first update. Badpuppy members will now enjoy two new videos every week. 

Dirty Mormon President Lewis has a sexy new lad in his quarters. Lewis always likes interviewing the newest missionaries for potential candidates to join The Order. That's the secret sect where older Mormon men teach younger guys about the pleasures hidden deep within their bodies.

The president quickly discovers that Argos is rougher than the average missionary, and a hard fuck is needed to break the rebellious boy's will.

Whenever a new Mormon boy arrives for his mission, President Lewis watches for signs that he'll be receptive to join The Order. He thinks Elder Awbride is approachable, so he invites the lad to his office for an interview. "Do you trust me?" Lewis asks.

Elder Awbride is nervous, he's been attracted to the priest ever since he first saw him. He whispers "yes" and waits. Lewis caresses the lad and fondles his cock. Awbride asks if he can touch his own cock. Elder Awbride strokes himself with the president kissing his lips and body, and the lad finally cums all over the man's beard.

Alex Rim has to be the hardest working guy in Pornland right now. He popped onto the scene at the beginning of the year, and been steadily working. But last week, he made his debut on Brother Crush and Missionary Boys during the same week. If you don't know, both sites are produced by the same company.

Bishop Angus is one of the reasons I fell in love with Missionary Boys, which was called Mormon Boyz back then. He joined the site around 2013 and filmed pretty steadily for a number of years, then he moved on for a while. Last week, he returned. My cock did a handstand.

President Lewis has been heading The Order and he's grateful to have Bishop Angus back, his experience will be invaluable. Lewis shows his gratitude by gives his very own stepson to Angus. He watches nervously hoping that the Bishop will approve of his precious gift.

Elder Brier is new to he mission and has been summoned to a meeting with President Lewis. He quizzes the young Mormon about the law of chastity. When the older man notices the boy's erection bulging in his trouser, he pulls it out and strokes it in his hand. He kneels and gulps it down his throat and gives the lad a very wet blowjob. As the young missionary pants that he's getting close, Lewis tells him to jack off into his mouth.

Finally, Lewis asks the boy to lean down for a kiss, then when their lips part he asks, "How did your cum taste?"

"I know I didn't tell the truth," says Elder Hult, "but I really want to stay on my mission. I'll do anything." President Lewis gives the young Mormon a squeeze, then says, "Okay buddy, you tell me, what are you willing to do?" Hult says he can give the president a kiss, then plants a peck on his cheek. "That was nice," Lewis says, "what else can you kiss?"

And in case you're wondering what is vexing Elder Hult, he's been experiencing lots of lusting ever since President Lewis fucked him that first time. He wants more, but he knows those are sinful thoughts. As well, he's unsure whether Lewis also knows about President Skye spanking him and then fucking his ass with a glass dildo. (You can preview that scene inside.)

Someone must have seen Elder Hult fucking Elder Call in the shower and reported it to President Lewis. This week the president found Call alone in the communal showers. The lad is under the spray and doesn't see the president approaching, but he feels Lewis' furry body press against his back. "Mind if I join you?"

After soaping Call's back, the president pushes the lad to his knees and Call gulps his manhood. Lewis holds the back of his head and pushes his stiffening cock deeper down the boy's throat. He leans Call against the wall and enters him.

Missionary Boys has just released its first fourway of 2019 and it's a hot one. President Lewis has been screwing his way through The Order, teaching the young Mormon men that they must submit to authority. But in this scene, two fellow priests and one missionary have gathered together to remind the president that all men, regardless of their rank in The Order, must regularly submit themselves to their brethren.