Joel Someone Blog

Did you watch the first episode of Couples Therapy over at Man Up Films? It was fun -- a hypnotized man jacking off in a counselling session. But this time kinky therapist Joel Someone goes a lot further with his sexually frustrated patient.

Davin Strong and his wife are back for another counselling session. But this time Dr. Someone really wants to get to the bottom of their issues. You won't believe what happens this time.

Derek Kage is a sexy Alabama hunk who is just getting started in Pornland and he's going to be a huge hit. Why? Well, he's tall and handsome, he's packing an 8"x6" cock and he knows how to use it.

But even better, Kage is a hot dirty talker. He doesn't just string together one "fuck yeah" after another, this top hunk gets his bottom revved up with sex talk that'll get you popping off your load. Come inside and see his latest scene from Nasty Daddy ... 

In the first episode of Couples Therapy at Man Up Films, Davin Strong and his wife Arielle have hit a rough patch in their marriage, so they book an appointment with Dr. Joel Someone, a renowned hypnotherapist who has helped many couples save their relationships.

Can the hypnotherapist get to the root of what's troubling the young couple? He can if they agree to his unorthodox methods ...

The Coach (Joel Someone) gets a look at Cole Blue's cock when he peels off his shorts for his physio appointment. Cole hops up on the massage table, lies face down, and Joel gets to work.

When the jock flips over, his dick is not only rock hard, but it's oozing strings of precum. The Coach wraps his fist around Cole huge cock and fingers the silky jizz leaking out of his dick head. "Wow! You really are turned on," Joel says.

I remember when Guybone started out, they offered us amateur furballs in horny suck and fuck action. Lots of fresh and unknown faces and plenty of horny gay sex. This month they're celebrating their tenth anniversary and they filmed something special to celebrate the milestone.

Big, Middle, Little Bros is a fantasy scene exploring what might happen if three brothers got together for an afternoon of brotherly love and bareback fucking. Joel Someone plays the oldest, Jonah Wheeler is the middle brother, and Edison Garett is the youngest. Not only is it two on one with the older guys fucking Edison, but they double fuck him too! Come inside and preview that.

After a 16-month stint in jail for alleged drug charges, gay porn star Bryce Evans was released last last year. He didn't waste any time getting back to filming either, his first scene with Men Over 30 was released in February and he got fucked by Joel Someone in Ready For This Big Dick? (preview inside).

Now, Evans tops Adrian Suarez in a new Men Over 30 scene called Over 30 & Working Hard On It. Suarez is looking for tips on working out and Evans tells him the best way to get into shape is to bend over and take a dick.

Mormon men of The Order have some pretty bizarre rituals. Take this one with Elder Masters: he wasn't raised a Mormon, he joined after he was done living a life of sin. President Lewis ushers the boy into Bishop Summers' office for the lads anointing ritual where he'll be cleansed of past sins.

Lewis orders the missionary to strip naked, then he stuffs his tied into the boy's mouth. Lewis and Summers squat beside the naked lad and the president shows the bishop how to tug on the missionary's low-hanging balls. Like I said, whacky rituals. But this isn't enough, so they bend him over the desk and fuck the sin out of him.

Taylor Reign is making his debut on Missionary Boys and his first scene is a purity check. Yes, even wholesome Mormon boys need to be checked for their worthiness to serve a mission. Before Elder Reign can be accepted into The Order, he's called to President Lewis' office for his Worthiness Check.

The bearded man gropes the boy's crotch to see if his cock is responding to his probing questions. It is. Lewis pulls out Reign's erection and gulps it down his throat. The man bends the missionary over and stretches his virgin ass with his big cock and unloads his nuts in the Mormon boys hole.

I thought Edison Garett was a new face over at Guybone, but he appeared in a scene back in February without his glasses. Before that, his first scene with the site was in 2017 when he flip-fucked with Lance Bennett. The cute bearded cub is back and he's getting his hole stuffed by Joel Someone. Look at how Joel makes Edison's fuck hole gap!

Those Mormons sure do have some kinky traditions. Elder Masters arrives at President Lewis' office for his Worthiness Interview. Not all young missionaries are suitable candidates to join The Order, the secret sect of Mormon men who teach young lads about gay sex.

The older man instructs Elder Masters to strip off his clothes. The man pulls out his large cock and tests out the boy's throat. Then after getting his hairy hole rimmed, President Lewis orders the missionary to fuck him with his huge cock. It really is quite the dick.

Father Joel has discovered that school boy Zak Bishop has been telling people about their sexual encounter. The priest fucked the boy during what was supposed to be an altar-boy training session.

Father Joel invites the lad to his office where Father Red is also waiting. The ginger priest has also fucked around with the school boy in the confessional, shit he gave his ass to Father Joel, too. These clergy men have an interest in teaching Zak the lesson of keeping dirty secrets.

When it comes to dick sucking, a guy's got to work hard to impress me. Buster not only impressed me, but I want to hire him for a private tutoring session. His specialty is deep throating and he loves gasping and sputtering with lots of spit dripping from his mouth. 

As Joel Someone pushes the bearded man deep on his dick, we can see a pool of saliva on Joel's thigh. Buster lies back and Joel face fucks him. Joel even feels Buster's throat to see how deep his cock is reaching. That was pretty fucking hot.

Joel Someone played President Lewis in more than a dozen scenes for Missionary Boys. But the sexy bearded man is shunning his Mormon faith in favor of a crop of new young guys to fuck over at St. Patrick's Catholic School. 

A couple of weeks ago, Father Joel helped a new priest who was struggling with his sexuality. This week Father Joel is dealing with a student who keeps breaking the rules, and there's only one way he's going to avoid being expelled.

I don't know where he's been, but Joel Someone has returned to porn filming. The last time I saw him on Missionary Boys was last summer, and he was a regular there filming many scenes. He's back, but his newest scene is with Yes Father and he plays a horny priest opposite Dacotah Red.

Father Red has just started at St. Patrick's Catholic School and he has already deflowered one of the students in his confessional. Now he confesses to Father Joel that he's struggling with his attraction to men. The older priest consoles the redhead telling him that "the priests here are very good at keeping secrets." Then Father Joel confesses he's got the hots for the younger clergy man.

From time to time, President Lewis rewards the bishops in his secret sect of Mormon men. The last time Lewis saw Bishop Napoli, he was face down and taking the bishop's big hard cock up his ass.

To show his appreciate for the bishop's attention, the president offers him Elder Bar as a gift. President Lewis blindfolds the lad then offers his mouth and ass to the new bishop. Napoli happily fills both before letting the Elder rides him and takes his creamy load.