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Image Credit: Mr Man, Posted 22 Sep 2016
Who wouldn't want to see British X Factor winner, One Direction star, and cute, Irish, blond pop star, Niall Horan naked? Nobody, that's who. Mr. Man have shots of him baring it all, amongst many other super stars. Get access today with a free account!
Posted 22 Sep 2016
Fun is in the eye of the beholder. Or in this case, the dick of the beheld. It's that dick brain that tells the guy to drop his pants (and sometimes everything else).
3-2-1-flash.
The pic can't tell us how long the guy was exposed and exactly who was watching at the time, but I'll venture to say I was watching and each guy wasn't exposed long enough.
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Image Credit: Titan Men, Posted 20 Sep 2016
Bruce Beckham is standing on a ladder trying to fix the automatic garage door mechanism and Matthew Bosch is steadying the ladder. It's a hot summer's day and Bruce finally unbuckles his overalls and lets the bib fall forward, exposing his awesome body. Matthew sucks wind and can't believe the great view. Come inside and see what happens next.
Posted 18 Sep 2016
I’m having issues being separated from my boyfriend while he’s at work. I have anxiety problems and rely a lot on him. How can I make sure I don’t push him away with my overbearing need to speak to or text him?
-SOS
People like to feel needed, but only to a point. After that, it can feel like a second job. Except for that whole thing called love. And when someone's in love with you, they may not be setting boundaries that would benefit them, your relationship, and yes, even you, in the long term.
So your best bet is to get him fired.
Try taking naked pictures of him, then send them to his boss as him. Though that could backfire. He may get a raise, in which case you will freak out.
Posted 16 Sep 2016
All hear this: Mustache Rides $1! And that's in 1981 money. So either that means mustache rides are a quarter. Or $300. I'm not an economist.
Though I am quite certain there is no feasible limit to the number of classy vintage mustaches I adore. Just don't make me kiss a guy with one.
Hey, I love mustaches. I just don't want anyone to make me kiss someone. I need to have dinner with them first. Seven times. Then we can hold hands.
Posted 11 Sep 2016
Something incredibly embarrassing happened to me at a dance club the other day. I was dancing in just some speedos (as you do) and I got a bit turned on. The fact I had a semi boner wasn’t really an issue because it just looked like I was packing and that’s a good thing, right? But so much precum leaked out it almost looked like I’d pissed myself and it’s not that kind of club! How do I stop myself from leaking so much?
-Drippety Drip Drip
You need to find out if the dance club has precum insurance. Because if someone slips on your mess, you don't want the liability to land on you. I wouldn't worry about a drag queen slipping on her heels because they're used to walking through body fluids. It's the twinks who are most likely to slip and crash.
Suddenly I'm picturing a bowling alley with 10 twinks at he pins and a giant precum covered bowling ball rolling toward them in a destructive path.
Posted 9 Sep 2016
Ejaculation is what would tend to follow posing nude and tied up or fucked or rimmed. I mean whenever I get naked all those things happen. And then wait 30 or 40 years and it's vintage magic.
Because I super do not want to call '90s or later vintage. I know it would be to some, but Arsenio Hall is not Ed Sullivan. And Wheel of Fortune is not What's My Line? (though Vanna White is like 1,000 years old now).
Nope, vintage has to make you wistful, like peering into some looking glass of pornographic history. Now digitized for your pleasure.
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Image Credit: Naked Sword, Posted 8 Sep 2016
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Posted 4 Sep 2016
I’ve just moved into a new place with my boyfriend of 8 months and I have realised he has an awful lot of stuff. Our place just isn’t big enough to store all his clobber but he is so very attached to it all. How do I tell him that he’s got to have a clear out without breaking his heart?
-Buried by Boyfriend's Belongings
Applause to the two of you for not at all assessing the realities of moving in together before jumping right in. Bodes super well for how well you two communicate with each other. And even now, you're isolating yourself as if he for some reason thinks the place is big enough for all of it and it would be news to him that it's crowded.
It may all come from a place of love and sensitivity, but when those things are used to justify a lack of communication, what's the point?
Posted 28 Aug 2016
When the Olympics was on, I noticed a lot of bulges. They make me so horny and I can’t stop getting turned on watching all those fit, athletic men getting sweaty in skin-hugging, and skin-revealing, gear. Now when I'm watching sports with my family, or even out on the street , I can't help but spot bulges and get turned on. What can I do to hide my boner if I have to?
-Boner Hider
It's important you prioritize bulge watching over family time. So if it's your birthday and they want to take you out, you have to make sure there is no risk of seeing any bulges. So probably celebrate your birthday at a convent.
I hear convent's have pizza, lots of great games, a ball pit, all perfect for birthday celebrations. Or maybe that's horrible restaurant chain Chuck E. Cheese. And definitely avoid that chain because it's full of dads. And you know how hot some dads can be.
Posted 20 Aug 2016
I feel like my boyfriend likes me less because I lost weight. I used to be a bit more beefy, but still muscular and a solid frame, but now I am more lean. He denies he has lost interest in me physically, but how can I tell for sure?
-Less Is Not More
How did that conversation go?
You: "Have you lost interest in me physically? Because I feel like you have."
Him: "No, I deny I've lost interest in you physically."
You: say nothing but still feel insecure because he's probably lying.
Posted 13 Aug 2016
Is it normal to be annoyed by somebody else’s exes? I get really pissed off when they hang out with us all the time. There’s so much history there that it’s hard for me to develop anything with the guy I like while his ex is around us all the time.
-Hexed by Exes
You're completely abnormal to have an emotional reaction to having someone's ex around all the time. You should have a completely cold, neutral response to the man that repeatedly had sex with the guy you're trying to date being mere feet away as you attempt to interact with suave virility.
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Image Credit: MEN.com, Posted 9 Aug 2016
To celebrate their 5th anniversary, MEN.com are releasing an update, and here's a little teaser! It's clear to see that exclusives Johnny Rapid and Paddy O'Brian will feature in this birthday scene, but the rest of the cast is yet to be announced. What we do know is that this is surely going to be a great scene and we'll be featuring some more teasers as soon as they arrive!
Posted 7 Aug 2016
Do you have any recommendations for places I can cruise? These days it seems like there’s nothing. Once upon a time I could go to the park toilets and pick up a hot guy to blow, but now they’re all locked!
-Cruising for Cruising Spots
These things used to never be in print, but rather a word of mouth affair. Unless you count writing scratched or scrawled onto bathroom stall walls. Or written on parchment by sex-crazed homo monks.
At some point, there were bar guides put out, and some of those included mentions of other environs. Often written in a medical, investigatory, shaming, faux-shocked kind of way as to expose the homosexual underground. But that's how they had to be written. They were actually just cruising guides.
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Image Credit: Titan Men, Posted 3 Aug 2016
It's been a long while since we last saw Mitch Vaughn in Pornland, but this week he makes his comeback in Titan Men's ongoing series called Beards. And Adam Ramzi has the honours of giving this hunk his welcome back fuck.