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These guys are having a good old time. Posing, wrestling, flexing, cocking a bow. Bowing a cock. 

Oh hell, it's all posing. None of it's real. Except the $15 each earned which was like a million. Plus those that escorted could call themselves a porn star and raise their rates. When did that start to happen exactly? Guys calling themselves porn stars. I"m thinking 1974.

And before that, the word was "holy fuck that guy's amazing who is he I want him now" which doesn't fit well on a driver's license but it's the truth.

Dicks do so much. Granted, they wont do your dishes or take out the trash for you. But they do everything else. Such as make watching a guy ride his bike a sexual event.

Or keeping the ripped jeans trend alive and kicking.

Or liven up a party. Or a train. Or a store.

Thank you, exposed cocks! Couldn't do it without you.

I broke up with my ex about a year ago and we've remained friends until now. It was difficult at the start, but we were able to talk, catch up and help each other out until he met a new guy. At first, nothing changed, but then he changed his number and didn't even explain it. Then I got a jealous message on Facebook telling me to stay away from his fiancé, which came as a surprise. Do I just quietly leave things alone or demand an explanation?
-So Single

I absolutely think you need to demand an explanation. You deserve nothing less and should settle for nothing less, no matter the potential fallout and conflict. So you march yourself right to your bathroom, look at yourself in the mirror and say "What the fuck is going on with you?"

Because you seem to have confused being on good terms with an ex with being on permanent good terms with an ex. Permanent just doesn't enter into it. And when someone does something that shows you who they are (at least shows you where they stand on your friendship), then you have only one responsibility.

The Flash is the latest gay hardcore parody coming from MEN.com. Keep your eyes peeled on our blog for new updates when the scenes become live. Xmen was the most recent parody from the studio, with a four-part series. The Flash looks set to be as awesome as the previously released parodies.

Dr. Seuss is in my head for some reason. I just feel he really would have gotten into these guys. Probably not even gay, but who wouldn't appreciate the nude male form doing nude male form things.

Like flexing and posing and wrestling and dick swinging. Real resumé builders. Pretty much the equivalent of an internship at Vogue magazine. Editrix Anna Wintour is a real dickpig. 

That iconic bob is very practical for cocksucking. Like a backwards baseball cap.

My wardrobe is full of some very kinky clothing. There's leather, rubber, harnesses, etc. for clubbing as well as sex sessions. I've met a new guy and I don't want to scare him off with my fetishism. How do I tell him?
-Material Witness

Actually you do want to scare him off if he's not a match. You know that whole Venn diagram thing from math class? You need some overlap, some shared interests, or at least a willingness to try each other's new (or established) thing.

Though what you'll probably want to clarify is that these items are a mix of clubwear and one's tied to your sex life. He has some of those too. Bet he wears underwear to a club. And bet he liked being stripped down to his underwear. Fetish 101.

Body standards have changed. As you can easily tell by looking at a 1970s vs. present-day  G.I. Joe doll (I mean action figure of course as boys don't play with dolls as that would be super gay). 

But the muscles have changed into ginormous bulging things beyond human proportion. So vintage muscle is a different thing. Of course there were giant muscle guys back then too but they were mostly busy in gladiator movies or as backup for Mae West's 1950s stage show (or both).

I have a phobia of drag queens. I have absolutely nothing against cross-dressing, or trans women at all, but drag queens and their garish makeup and loud personalities scare me. How can I fix this?
-Drag Drama

Such a drama queen! Kidding. Sort of. If only true bigots had that level of fear (such that the political and physical violence never came tot he surface). Because then they'd all just run away. You 'd just need a single drag queen to march in North Carolina. Goodbye hate laws.

Now back to reality.

Ok, that's the infamous John Holmes, so probably don't want him to call me back then. Or his dick could call me but that's it. His dick can do a lot of things, like dial a phone. And pole vault.

I wonder if back then posing nude wasn't as risky a proposition. Considering the images really may not have been seen as potentially permeating the gay ether. Though folks didn't necessarily consider the whole internet thing in 1981. Or even '87. Or '91.

Still I'm sure some folks got fired when they got porn outed. Ironically by someone who saw the porn. Like someone's boss said, fuck you posed in porn I'm firing you. After watching the porn. Yes, that has happened. Though here's what would be better.

Sometimes a guy will "accidentally" wear tiny shorts and no underwear and somehow manage to spread his legs wide in public. No control over what happens next.

Sack happens. Hello sack.

Or sometimes a guy will "not realize" his shorts, despite covering more leg, somehow have a hole right where the sack falls out.

There’s a really cute guy at college who is quite open about his sexuality. He’s bi. I’m more of a shy kinda guy, but I wanna ask him on a date and just not sure how to do it without making a fool of myself. Have you got any tips?
-Too Shy

Someone can be open about their sexual identity but still be shy in terms of dating and relationships so you can't really be sure how shy or unshy he is on that level. Also someone seemingly more confidently open about themselves would commonly interact with folks who aren't. Meaning the tallest person in the room is quite used to dealing with shorter people. So don't sweat it.

Just don't overcompensate and become someone you're not. Some super-revealing, instantly-intimate person who comes off as both crazy intense and crazy fake. Besides, people don't have to be twins to be compatible. Just because you're both guys doesn't mean you're the same guy.

The grayscale pics make the color ones look more color and the color pics make the grayscale look more 1974. And that couch makes me sick. Yeah, it blows my mind that the people in the actual real world who were photographed (and the backgrounds) were color, including their dickheads, but captured in black and white which now looks forever vintage. 

This should not blow my mind, but because I think of these folks as surreal, anything that brings them more into focus, such as color, trips me out. And still, that couch. Ouch. And that dick? Double ouch, potentially.

This isn't all the same person, but imagine it is. What's his day been like?

Woke up naked but no need to show that as it's not in public.

Followed by a range of activities that are rather unremarkable, except for the whole "you're nude where?!" thing.

Biked to work. Bike commuting is a very healthy activity. And also helps witnesses exercise their jaw muscles from gaping jaw and talking about the scandal.

I've been going out with a guy for 3 weeks. We've made out a few times and it feels like we're getting closer physically day by day. Even though we're not quite there yet, I've been thinking about sucking his cock. But I've not sucked a single one ever. I get turned off by a weak handshake. And I'm worried he'll be turned off by weak cocksucking. What should I do?
-Vacuum Lessons Wanted

Ask yourself if you've been thinking about sucking his cock because you want to suck it or because you think it's some expected gay sex act. I get that "cocksucker" is a handy slur, but it doesn't mean you actual want to do it. And if you don't want to do it, or if part of you does but isn't ready, you don't have to.

There are plenty of other ways to express affection, like taking him out to dinner or anal. Or both if you go to McDonald's, where anal is always on the menu.

I'm thinking this stuff looked vintage even when it was in the present. Like folks just knew it was a certain moment in sexual time. From the decor to the hairstyles, to the fashions. To the hair that looked like shag carpeting and the shag carpeting that did a great job at absorbing semen.

Nudity has never not been in style and will never go out of style.

I'm tempting fate with that. Perhaps at some point nudity will be the default and what will be sexually arousing is being fully dressed. I plan to time travel there, and put some clothes on. In public. Scandalous.