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In the timeless battle between ass and dick, we all win. Though some of these dicks and asses give it their all to be crowned victor. Thankfully, we have a tie as I'm not sure how to crown a dick or ass. I would need to settle for deeply honoring them with some sort of tactile ritual. 

I'm sure I could come up with something in a pinch.

I remember a popular sociobiology book by Desmond Morris that I took out from the library pretty much because it had a couple of naked guy photos in it. These were purely for scientific purposes (the author's, not mine). 

On July 26, Extra Big Dicks released its first bareback scene called Bare Playroom starring James Stevens and Jay Donahue. Bald and bearded Stevens is prepping his playroom when Jay knocks on the door. There's no chit chat, James pushes the bottom to his knees and feeds him dick. And it's a big, long dick. After lots of cock sucking back and forth, James bends Jay over the bench and fucks his hairy ass with his raw cock.

Finally! Pride Studios was one of the few remaining raw-sex hold-outs, but they have now officially entered the bareback arena.

You've been waiting for it, and as the tennis porn pic attests, it's here. Ted Swanson Revisited. I guess he was busy winning Wimbledon. Or at least leaning against a wall just inside an alley in whatever the cruisiest neighborhood in England was at the time.

Because clearly we couldn't have been lucky enough that he was based in the U.S. We didn't deserve him.

Okay, I'm being an ass about it because he's clearly from an alley in Los Angeles and actually played tennis in college. And by tennis I mean anal sex and by college I mean the cruisiest alley in Los Angeles at the time.

Since his relationship with Michael Lucas and Lucas Entertainment soured a few months ago, Devin Franco has been a free agent. He's appeared on a couple of gay porn sites, but today he's making his Cocky Boys debut. Calvin Banks gives Franco the big Cocky Boys hello in an outdoor fuck scene, which is a part of the Fans Only bareback series. 

Porn star Bruno Bernal has had a busy 24 hours after reportedly letting loose on Instragram with this rant: "Worse thing in life! Barbers that don't fuck shup up talking with this n**** accent." His tirade immediate drew the ire of fans who went to war with the performer and called him a racist.

Today, July 24, MEN.com just emailed affiliates saying that they have pulled a Bruno Bernal scene that was due to be released on Thursday. In Disturbance, Bernal played a cop opposite Tyler Roberts. Come inside for more details.

Falcon Studios is going on moth balls. The once mega porn studio is cutting back production over the next few months. No one knows if they're rebranding, going bareback, or just taking the summer off, but Max in the City is the latest original DVD we'll be seeing for a few weeks. Too bad for Max Adonis because this was his debut with the beleaguered studio. Adonis appeared in three of the DVDs four scenes and his latest was a flip-fuck scene with Skyy Knox.

But wait, there's more.

In a bizarre move this week, JP Dubois, owner of UK Hot Jocks, appears on competing British gay porn site Blake Mason. Directed by Chi Chi LaRue, Dubois bottomed for Gabriel Phoenix. Dubois hasn't filmed an action scene for his own site since September 2017; perhaps the lure of working with the fame director was too hard to refuse.

American Muscle Hunks has released their first video in ten months. "After a gym hiatus we're back with a bevy of buff gods for your worshipping pleasure," says the site. I'm not sure what a gym hiatus is, but Steve Rinkz is a welcome sight. Rinkz is an unknown in Pornland, but he has a sensational body with artistic red and black ink covering both arms, kissable lips, and a chinstrap beard. In his debut video, Rinkz slowly reveals his tight, round butt and even spreads his cheeks before lying back and stroking out a load of jizz.

Sure, this entire college swim team is gang-bang ready in their trunks, making those suits an excellent accessory that showcases physiques and bulges. And sure, the fully-dressed team assistant or trainer or whatever he is certainly has an amazing job assuming it gives him locker room access. And maybe he is on towel-cleaning duty and gets their towels a bit messier before he puts them in the wash. And then the team captain catches him in the act and sexual hi-jinks ensue and the guy's face ends up pasted with ejaculate. And then...

What was I talking about?

Oh yeah, accessories. It's the cock that make the bulge in the first place. And the cock that's normally hidden that makes porn need to exist at all. Which brings us to the innocent looking guy in the top row and second row left. Whether he's posing in a sweater and slacks, a fishing net (WTF), or a sword (yeah, I don't get why either), he's making magic happen.

It may be a parade of one or two or a few more, but it's still as grand and public as the largest crowd. Because there's a powerful connection when someone creates a sexual moment in an unexpected place out of thin air.

When someone flashes their cock from their vehicle to another, it's basically turning those vehicles into a portable sex club. This should be kept in mind if you've bought an RV and are trying to come up with a name for it. Might I suggest The H.M.S. Randy Rocket. I know that's supposed to be for ships (as in "Her Majesty's Ship") but it sounds gallant and pervy, the perfect sex club on wheels.

Or I'm going to pretend they were superstars because that makes everything better. I'm going to pretend they won international acclaim in the form of lavish homes, diamond cuff links, and public praise from national newspapers to randoms in the grocery store. 

Because really their stardom was in the form of folks rubbing out sperm loads in what were probably quickie, furtive masturbation sessions under the cover of darkness. Or in the morning if the guy called in fake sick to work for a masturbation day. As some things never go out of style.

But if I say they are superstars, then they can be included in that question of what historical figures would you invite to a dinner party. And I'd like all these muscles and cocks at my next dinner party.

Especially the thick cock at the bottom right. He would make a lovely dinner guest and I'm sure is a stellar conversationalist, right up there with monosyllabic Jeff Stryker. 

The key phrase would be "Suck my dick."

From time to time, we see masked guys in a gay porn video, guys who are shy or nervous about showing their whole selves. Outside of a fetish scene, I'm not a fan of masked men. I don't care how wonderfully fat his cock his, I want to see the guy's face, too. How about you?

But I guess in Daniel's case we can make an exception. He is gay and works as a police officer, and while he's proud of his big cock and wants to show it off, he didn't want problems at work.

The guy doing face pushups seems to be a total mannequin, right down to the plastic hair. His appearance is as surreal as whatever the guy on his back is thinking, which I'm betting was "How did my life take me here?"

As face push-ups go, doing them on a bed can strain the wrists something awful, so I hope he had a good health-insurance plan, one that covered fellatio-related incidents.

Personally, I'm in the mood for a fellatio-related incident, one that's gossip worthy like I run into 30 in-the-mood vintage porn stars when I'm in the laundry room and they've time traveled right to me and are raring to go.

It's been a while since we've seen a couple of new Cocky Boys this sexy. Slim, sweet-faced Italian Carmine Pavone joins lean and ripped Canadian stud Jake Nobello in their first fuck scene for the site. The boys are sitting bare chested on the edge of the bed. Jake pulls Carmine onto him and the pair kiss in their jeans. Carmine pulls Jake's uncut dick out of his denim and tongues and sucks it.

So there's a group of guys behind the van and one of the seems to be in a classic position of adjusting his cock and balls in his shorts. Except his shorts are below his knees, so what the fuck is happening?

One clue is the guy just to his left is fiddling with his own bulge. So I'm guessing they are ironically posing as if they are about to start a full-on circle jerk in public. And then someone took a picture. Then they all go have lunch and nothing happens. Except two of them secretly meet up later to do absolutely everything together.

Then we have a guy naked on the street making the window dresser ogle him. This is really going to throw off the intent of people focusing on the product in the window. Or some folks may think a highly realistic mannequin has escaped. Because those folks are stupid and don't know real ass from plastic.