Hot Guys & Naked Men Blog

Jared is a 21-year-old Marine who hails from the state of Texas. He's tall with long legs and a nicely-defined body. (Fun fact: Jared competed in bull riding at rodeos throughout high school.) He strips seductively, then pleasures himself in front of the mirror in the bedroom. When Jared gets close, he leans against the wall and aims his hard-on at the mirror and soaks it. What a load! By the way, if you like hairy pubes, Jared's will drive you wild.

Ricardo Trujillo is very tall, standing 6'3" and weighing 150 pounds, and his dick is so big that he has to stroke it with both hands. Can you imagine waking up in the barracks every morning and watching Ricardo soaping up that monster in the shower? Where do I sign up?

Gaping asshole is not just an insult to whip out when you're pissed at someone. It's an actual state of being for actual assholes. And it sends a very clear message.

Fuck me.

Or, in context, it can also indicate that the asshole has been intensely fucked by a big cock (whether cock or fist or dildo or plug or eggplant) and someone is showing off the result.

More abstractly it's what people mean when they say "I could get lost in your ass." I'm sure hoping someone says that, the sexually romantic equivalent of "I could get lost in your eyes." 

Thomas Friedl has been filming porn since 2008 and he's one of the more well-known faces from Eastern Europe. So when Maskurbate featured him in a mask in their latest video, I just had to shake my head. Maybe I'm missing the point of men wearing masks in porn, but I think it either adds mystique or protects the identity of a guy who'd like to remain anonymous. Neither is the case here. Who hasn't seen this hunk either as Thomas Friedl or one of his umpteen aliases? Oh well, he's got a stunningly gorgeous body and a big uncut cock.

Ben from Bentley Race recently visited Budapest and was looking forward to meeting 21-year-old Christiano Szucs. I'm not sure how they managed this shoot because Szucs only speaks Hungarian and Ben doesn't. After trekking to Ben's hotel on a snowy January day, the lad was cold, so Ben offered him a hot shower. After Christiano warmed up, he stoked his big uncut cock and made it much bigger.

So when the most sane naked public guy is the guy who lets his jeans be pulled down at the bar, you know you're in Naked Man Land.

At any given time, unless you live north of the Arctic Circle, you're generally not very far from Naked Man Land. Apparently if you're most anywhere, you're already there.

It's just all about timing. Being near the guys who just don't give a fuck. Or they do give a fuck but the only fuck they give is that they get to fuck. Because even if the guy's not hard, casual nudity just makes folks think of the guy in other naked situations too.

Jake Bane is 26 years old, he stands 6'4" and weighs 205 pounds. He keeps in shape working on his MMA (mixed martial arts) skills. In his first video, he strips naked and sits on the couch, spreading his long legs far apart and he pulls on his thick cock. His nuts are full and he shoots a creamy nut all over his chest.

Conrad says that his best blowjob experience happened in a hotel room. "We went out to the Jacuzzi," he says, "and they just started my dick underwater. It felt amazing." Notice that Conrad said they instead of she or he? The blond stud also says that eating ass is a favorite sexual past-time of his, so I guess we can look forward to seeing Conrad's face buried in a hot butt.

Staxx is a good-looking stud, he stands 6'6" and weighs a lean 195 pounds. "I'm bi-sexual and I like to be a top," he says in his profile. And after shooting some hoops, Staxx always likes to bust a nut. He sits back and plays with his 10-inch dick and unloads his nuts all over his basketball. I can't wait to see who he's going to fuck.

Now this is hung. Gustavo Ryder's profile page at PapiCock says that he's packing over ten inches of uncut dick. And he fucks with this monster in two different scenes -- he even screws a guy whose profile identifies him as a top!

Sean Cody says, "Dallas is one hung guy." Has Merriam-Webster redefined hung to mean average? New guy Dallas says that he loves his dick, "It’s perfectly symmetrical, long, and has some nice girth to it," and all of this is mostly true, except for the long part. Let's be clear, while 7.5 inches is a decent-sized dick, it's not long and it's not big -- in Pornland it's average. What do you think?

Vishus is gay and likes to be versatile. He stands six-feet tall and swings a 10-inch cock. After giving us a good look at every inch of his chiseled body, this stud sits by the water and strokes his humongous dick. He shoots a big load of cream on his thigh.

Brantley turns me on in all sorts of ways. First, he's a Southern boy and has a sexy accent, even a little goofy. He's just out of the military and he's slim and I love guys with slender waists and flat stomachs. He keeps his pubes natural and he's got a decent sized dick. I don't even mind his chewed up fingernails. And he says, "I'm that guy at the party who gets drunk and ends up naked." So you know he'd be up for a little head action in the back bedroom at one such party. 

David Lucas is a 21-year-old top -- with eight fat inches, I wouldn't want it any other way -- and he's in good shape. He's a stud with bee-stung lips, sexy chin scruff, and probing soulful eyes.  He loves the sun and his upper body is bronzed dark. After a tanning session, he heads inside to stroke his thick uncut dick.

Elye Black has it all sewn up: he's a good-looking guy, he's 21 years old, and he's packing a big dick. What more could a guy ask for? Well, someone servicing said big cock, of course. And that's coming, but for now, we'll have to bide our time and watch him stroking his hard-on all by himself. And it's worth watching because he shoots his load straight up in the air.