Hot Guys & Naked Men Blog

There's nothing hotter than a South Carolina accent, it's my favourite out of all the Southern states. Johnny Hill is handsome and muscular, so he's already very easy on the eyes, but his slow, lazy drawl gives us another dose of sexiness. He's got a good-sized dick and a big pair of nuts and he knows how to put on a teasing show. Wait until you see him biting his lip and winking at us. Fuck! This stud is hot and I'm hoping he's going to be the next big thing in Pornland.

Chaos Men doesn't usually film experienced porn hunks, but there have been a few. Robbie Rivers isn't exactly a household name in Pornland, but he has a dozen or so videos under his belt. Site owner Bryan Ockert has been wanting to mix things up and liked Robbie's work, so he invited to come down to Austin. Robbie loves to bottom and Ockert promises he'll be back next week doing some fucking with a real cock.

Enzo is a 21-year-old sailor. He's drop dead gorgeous, don't you think? Wait, it gets better. Enzo peels off his clothes and slides his thick foreskin up and down his stiffening shaft. After a dozen pulls and he's rock hard with a bulging cock head. He sits in the chair and slowly strokes his hard-on. And when he finally cums, his dick shoots eight blasts of cum onto his pecs and abs. This boy is really empties his nuts -- he's drenched. Come inside and see it.

Nick Harper works out at the gym almost every day and he's got the body to prove it. Beautiful carved pecs, lean waist and ripped abs, tight legs and a sexy butt. This handsome stud just filmed his first jack-off video for Gay Hoopla. He followed it up quickly with his first fuck session too. Nick says that he's only kissed a guy, but nothing else. Well, not anymore. Nick has just sucked his first dick, gotten head from a guy, and fucked a dude's ass. Really hard and deep, by the way. And his bottom loves his huge cock.

It feels like I've seen Fernando somewhere before, although I can't place him. But he's brand new over at Active Duty, and geez, he's got a heavy-hanging cock. Growers are always wonderfully surprising, but there's nothing like a big dick just hanging around waiting to get hard. But maybe it's an optical illusion because Fernando is only 5'7" and shorties with respectably-sized dicks always look well hung. Judge for yourself.

Shaved crotch cock. It's not just for crabs anymore. Nope, it's a simple body modification that says a lot. Such as "look at my whole damn cock with nothing in the way" or "suck my whole damn cock with nothing in the way" or "I love looking at myself smooth and jacking my whole damn cock with nothing in the way."

Or just a what the fuck why not moment.

Now I'm not going to instruct you how to do it beyond safely trim first, then shave if you dare with the grain and after shaving creaming the hell out of it. And it's totally a flexible razor head moment. I accept no responsibility for nicks. Especially Nicholas Cage. 

Dick or ass or both. They're yours to whip out or yours to watch, depending on what you're packing. 

The "whip it out and jerk it off" guy is a different species than the "whip it out and let it hang" guy. If you're a penis scientist, the distinction is quite important to you.

If you're more a "oh wow he whipped it out, fuck that's hot" person, then science can go out the window.

Having a few Polaroids floating around, collecting dust in an ex-boyfriend's underwear drawer, is not the same as full face, cock, and ass exposure online. And it's especially not the same as intentionally fully exposing oneself online.

Unless one has a vindictive ex-boyfriend who tries to make it the same. But it's still not because take this guy, for example. He's reveling in exposing himself to the masturbating masses. That's why he's doing what he's doing. And we're all better for it.

Guybone has been trying to coax Avi Jacobs into the studio for a while. This sexy man finally agreed. The site owner figured Jacobs would want to dive in with a fuck scene, but surprisingly, he wanted to start with a stroking scene. And what a great cock for a long edging session. Avi finally empties his very full nuts and soaks his pubes and furry belly.

While in Berlin recently, Ben of Bentley Race got to meet up with Polish stud Oscar Wood, a newcomer to Pornland. Oscar has a big fat dick, and uncut too, which always pushes a guy to the front of the line in my world. I love Oscar's two looks: While wearing his baseball cap he looks like a bit of a ruffian or skinhead, but without he's a boyishly cute blond guy. And speaking of blond hair, he's got golden furry legs and bum cheeks. So sexy. After the photo shoot, Oscar settles back to stroke his dick and Ben gives him a helping hand.

Jared is a 21-year-old Marine who hails from the state of Texas. He's tall with long legs and a nicely-defined body. (Fun fact: Jared competed in bull riding at rodeos throughout high school.) He strips seductively, then pleasures himself in front of the mirror in the bedroom. When Jared gets close, he leans against the wall and aims his hard-on at the mirror and soaks it. What a load! By the way, if you like hairy pubes, Jared's will drive you wild.

Ricardo Trujillo is very tall, standing 6'3" and weighing 150 pounds, and his dick is so big that he has to stroke it with both hands. Can you imagine waking up in the barracks every morning and watching Ricardo soaping up that monster in the shower? Where do I sign up?

Gaping asshole is not just an insult to whip out when you're pissed at someone. It's an actual state of being for actual assholes. And it sends a very clear message.

Fuck me.

Or, in context, it can also indicate that the asshole has been intensely fucked by a big cock (whether cock or fist or dildo or plug or eggplant) and someone is showing off the result.

More abstractly it's what people mean when they say "I could get lost in your ass." I'm sure hoping someone says that, the sexually romantic equivalent of "I could get lost in your eyes." 

Thomas Friedl has been filming porn since 2008 and he's one of the more well-known faces from Eastern Europe. So when Maskurbate featured him in a mask in their latest video, I just had to shake my head. Maybe I'm missing the point of men wearing masks in porn, but I think it either adds mystique or protects the identity of a guy who'd like to remain anonymous. Neither is the case here. Who hasn't seen this hunk either as Thomas Friedl or one of his umpteen aliases? Oh well, he's got a stunningly gorgeous body and a big uncut cock.

Ben from Bentley Race recently visited Budapest and was looking forward to meeting 21-year-old Christiano Szucs. I'm not sure how they managed this shoot because Szucs only speaks Hungarian and Ben doesn't. After trekking to Ben's hotel on a snowy January day, the lad was cold, so Ben offered him a hot shower. After Christiano warmed up, he stoked his big uncut cock and made it much bigger.