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The only thing I can think about when I see pictures of naked guys on beaches is where do they keep their wallet and keys? Answer? Obviously it's in the ass. Though it does make it difficult when a guy wants to buy a cold snack from the vendor at the beach and has to jam his ass into a credit card reader.

I guess the answer is actually the same place as they'd put their wallet and keys if they were wearing a swimsuit, because generally swimsuits (except for the slutty gay kinds that have a spot to stash a condom) don't have pockets.

Brena Dias is a 30-year-old straight man. He stands 6'7". Whoa! And he weighs 187 pounds. And he's sporting an eight-inch cock that he strokes off in this Papicock video.

I think they should retire stars from the tattoo catalog. I have nothing against ink, but some tatts are overdone, like stars and those stupid birds I see on a lot of pecs. Good thing Griffith Hawk is such a good-looking guy. He's the latest stud to take his clothes off for Next Door Male. He's got some sexy face scruff and a decent-sized cock. And he's a precummer. 

Whether helped in their hang by ball stretchers or genetics, or some combination, big and low-hanging balls are a fine thing to rest your eyes on. They should replace those diagnostic charts at the optometrist with pictures of big, hanging sacks (once the patient turns 18 and signs a release form).

I would also like to propose big pouch, see-through jockstraps for athletes. And no pants. As I'm not really connected to the garment industry, we could just skip that and athletes could simply pull their pants down and spread their legs. As long as I got to choose which athletes, because professional golfers should not be viewed below the waist. Keep those plaid pants on.

Diego Cruz is one of the new studs on Gay Hoopla. He's 22 years old, stands 6'2" and weighs 210 pounds. His cock is eight inches and he's just finished his second jack-off video for the site. Come inside and see another sexy newcomer.

Olaf stands at the window, gazing at the street below and his hand slides inside his sweatpants. A minute later, he slides them off and fondles the massive bulge in his Calvin Kleins. When he finally pulls out his uncut cock, he's oozing precum. So much precum. I've never seen foreskin this naturally wet before.

This is not an Adidas ad. Though Adidas would be smart to advertise here, considering the massive amount of boners that inhabit their gear. And the fact that their company mission statement (for the penis side of the company) is "Strive to create gear for fetishists to put their boners inside of." 

Mission accomplished.

They don't own the concept of nylon shorts of course, just a large enough share of the market that nylon short kink photos often have their logo. This is just like how guys naked in the woods except for running shoes often have Nikes on. Finally some Fortune 500 companies do something decent for society.

I don't know who Spunk U has scouting models, but they're on fire with their latest finds. I've really been enjoying the last couple of guys they've featured. And now this sexy stud just landed in my inbox. John Powers is a handsome, 25-year-old and he's studying to become a personal trainer. I love his body and it looks like he does his homework to perfection. He's just filmed his first solo session in Pornland.

Terrance & Tremaine are back with horny stories about the stuff that happens when you share an apartment with your real-life cousin. Last year they appeared on Island Studs together in one of the site's Naked Football videos, but on this latest visit the guys not only get naked together but they jerk off and blow their cum wads together too.

We all have our own way of pleasuring our cocks. Some of us jerk with a couple of fingers, others wrap our entire fist around our shaft; some like quick, short pumps, others prefer long strokes. Aside from being blessed by the cock gods, Aussie guy Nick has got a way of jerking his cock that I don't recall seeing before.

Nolan regularly goes to massage parlours for a happy-ending massage, but he needed some time to consider Spunkworthy's offer for one -- he's never had his cock handled by a man. But he found the cash insensitive very appealing, so here he is. Doesn't he have the most beautiful fat cock you've ever seen?

Woody Johnson is a lean geek with a ripped body and a big dick. He's quiet and a little reserved, but he's not shy about using both hands to pleasure his hard-on. He has no choice, he has to. He's not a shooter, but rather his cum oozes out of piss slit and slides down his shaft giving him more lube to keep stroking until his nuts are empty.

It's been a while since a Sean Cody guy turned my head. But Logan definitely put a kink in my neck. This beefy hunk is a solid piece of muscle and everything on him is big -- his feet, his thick thighs, his big cock, and all the way up to his bulging biceps and round shoulders. And he says that even though he's dominant in bed, he likes to be held too. I can't wait to see who is going to be holding Logan.

I have a fetish for skinny guys. I like other types of bodies too, but a slim physique always gets me revved up. I don't know why, maybe it's wanting what I don't have or the fact that skinny guys always seem to have big dicks, but Aussie boy Travis really turns my crank. And his scruffy rocker look only gets me charged up even more.

Muscle hunk Vincent is so smooth that you could slide right off him. He's making his first JO video over at Active Duty and he loves the camera. He loves rubbing his balls while working his hard-on and helping churn up a big load of jizz. His breath quickens and he finally unleashes a healthy helping of cum all over his shaved pubes and belly.