Nasty Father In Law

My fiancée Anne invited me to lunch with her parents one Saturday at their home.  I’d met them before and they were lovely to me, kind and inquisitive about my own family and background.  Both her mom & dad were good looking which boded well for Anne as she aged – at least I hoped!  I seemed to develop a great rapport with her dad Don who took a shine to me and asked many questions about my education and the tennis and LaCrosse teams I’d played on in high school and college.  Don was probably about 55 and in pretty good shape with a bit of a belly and salt & pepper hair just thinning on top which I admit I found sexy. He'd been on the swim and track teams at his college James Madison U in Virginia.

When I got to their home for lunch I brought some yellow roses for Anne’s mom Marie who squealed with delight and bussed me on the cheek making me turn beet red.  So we have a plumbing issue in our master bath she told me and Don is working on it – why don’t you go and say hello an let him know lunch will ready in about 20 mins?  Sure thing Mrs. B I replied and wandered back to the master bathroom whose door was closed.  I knocked lightly and announced myself - Don’s muffled voice told me to come on in.  When I entered I was hit with the stench of a sweaty ripe male.  Whew Don stank – I could smell his armpits from the doorway.  The room was stuffy and warm. He was on his back with his head and shoulders under the sink inside the vanity wearing a tank top and gray cotton gym shorts which showed quite a bulge.  As I kneeled down to talk to him I got the distinctive whiff of his musky ass – he must have gone commando.  It was quite a surprise and a turn on.  Sorry for the stench Don said I’ve been at this for an hour and Marie made me close the door – as you can tell I haven’t showered since yesterday morning.  Nice way to greet my future son-in-law eh?  He laughed and I could tell he was embarrassed.  Don’t worry about it Don I’ve been in locker rooms all my life and this is nothing – you smell like clean sweat I lied and it doesn’t bother me.  In fact it’s kind of comforting as men’s locker rooms were always kind of a safe harbor for me since sports were my passion.  Don had stopped working and was peering at me making me blush again – I’m glad to hear you say that Eric as hopefuly we’ll spend a lot of time together and we should be comfortable as two men who don’t need cologne or deodorant when working and can be at ease clothed or naked.

Mentioning that we might be naked together definitely peaked my interest and surprised me.  Don reached down and adjusted that prominent bulge and I’m sure I saw it jump a bit.  He noticed my interest in his package and adjusted it again.  I saw he had a dried pale yellow piss stain on the front of his shorts which aroused me even more.  I’m okay being naked with other men Don and I’m not embarrassed by my body or seeing you naked. I’m very open minded.   Now his dick was tenting and I smiled at him.  Don took my hand and placed it on his hardening dick – my own cock was getting hard quickly.  His aroma really turned me on – my ass was wedged against the bathroom door so nobody could enter.  I started squeezing his bulge and a wet spot appeared on his shorts from the tip of his cock.  I reached inside his shorts and the pure male aroma of his dirty unwashed cock hit me like a wave.  God I fucking loved it.  I couldn’t believe I was playing with the hard smelly cock of my future FIL.  I sniffed my fingers and Don smiled – you like that? He whispered.  Fuck yes it turns me on so much I whispered back.  We are going to get along just fine, Eric.  I started jacking his cock with his slimy foreskin slipping up and down.  I scooped up some of his precum and tasted it rubbing it along my lips.  Don moaned softly watching me- I rubbed some of his sticky sweet precum along his lips and leaned in for a kiss.  Don’s tongue eagerly sought mine and we sucked each other’s tongues for a bit before I eased off and went down on him.  Sniffing his foreskin and raunchy purple cockhead first.  Damn that aroma!  I took him all the way to the balls and he was going crazy with lust.  I pulled his shorts off over his sneakers and started licking his furry smelly balls salty with sweat and dried piss.  He pulled me back for another sloppy wet kiss.  I’d never experienced such raunchy man smells and flavors.  I’d sniffed and licked some used jocks in college from sexy players but only in private enjoying the aromas of their balls, cocks and buttholes.  Stains drove me crazy, yellow or brown.  Don was such a hot man we were totally in synch. 

My own cock was flooding my underwear with precum and I stood up and dropped my trousers and briefs letting my cut 7” spring free.  Don was laser staring at it with lust – I leaned over and shoved it into his willing mouth and he sucked me for a couple of minutes getting me soaked with spit.  Now he was totally out of the vanity on the bath floor rug – I looked at him as I pushed his legs back and rolled him back on his shoulders.  He just nodded.  The stink from his hairy dirty butthole was intense but I fucking loved it.  I leaned forward and stuck my nose in his hole and savored that fragrance.  Told you I haven’t showered in 36 hours he laughed – I winked at him and started lapping his butthole with my long wet tongue. His hole was that perfect crinkly pucker like a starfish – a chocolate one.  I slurped the entire crack getting hairs caught in my teeth and his ass odor into my own red beard.   Don moaned again almost too loudly.  I glanced at the locked door.

Suddenly there was a loud rap – you guys almost done in there? Marie called.  Lunch ready in 5 mins!  Okay Don called out hoarsely – Eric is helping me finish up.  I need to shower before I’m presentable anyway so make it 10.  I could hear Marie huff as she walked away.  We looked at each other sheepishly but fuck I jammed my tongue back up Don’s wet tight hole and his eyes glazed over again.  I jacked his fat dick as I tongue fucked him and I could tell he wouldn’t last long.  He played with one of his nipples while his other hand ruffled my thick red hair and squeezed my firm biceps.  Suddenly Don whispered that he was about to cum so I switched from eating out his asshole to going down on him and he blasted that sperm like a rocket into my throat.  I took every tasty spurt and let his spunk roll around in my mouth – nutty and delicious.  Don stuck out his tongue so I obliged and let some of his cum dribble down his tongue before I attacked his mouth with my own tongue and we snowballed his load between us.  I was so hard I thought I might cum right then but Don pulled me down and whispered in my ear.  Let me get cleaned up baby and I’ll take care of you later, I promise.  I smiled at him, my beautiful future FIL.  He wet his middle finger and slipped it up my own hairy asshole before withdrawing it to sniff and taste.  I was clean from showering before coming to lunch and Don looked a little disappointed but he still enjoyed my taste.  We shared one last lingering sperm flavored kiss before Don jumped up and said I should go to the table while he showered.  You got it Don I said loudly before straightening my clothes and doing a mirror check.  Eric, Don whispered just as I reached for the doorknob, we’ll talk about all of this later.  I nodded and stepped out. All clear. 

When I entered the dining room Anne was there putting napkins down – she beelined to me and planted a big kiss on my lips.  Eww she exclaimed, you smell so funky!  What’s in your beard?  I told her it as a new all natural beard oil I tried out and I wasn’t sure I liked it.  Stop using it!  She commanded.  Maybe it was weird my fiancée was smelling her own father’s nasty asshole in my beard but I was way too elated over that bathroom encounter to care much.   I just smiled and kept quiet while thinking about Don’s cock and hole and sloppy kisses and his stink on my fingers which I sniffied surreptiously when nobody was looking.  I knew I’d need to wash my hands eventually…

Anne’s sister Kathy is at the beach with friends but her younger brother Parker jetted in from outside.  He was a cute kid of 17 who worshipped video games and Ariana Grande. I had wondered if he was gay but Anne swears he’s not.  Anne knows I have bi-sexual leanings as I told her about some of my jerk-off buddies from college (omitting details) and she’s cool with it if I don’t indulge anymore.  I can’t think about that now.  Don comes in looking so handsome and groomed with his hair clean and combed and wearing a spotless navy polo shirt I can hardly believe it’s the same man whose cock and cum I’d been slurping on just 15 minutes before.  There’s my plumbing buddy!  Don laughed and clapped my shoulder.  Electricity zinged through me.  Eric was a great help unlike your useless younger sibling there.  Hey!  Yelled Parker, I was busy studying.  Hmmm probably studying the female anatomy said Don wryly.  Parker was crimson. 

As we ate lunch Anne’s hand kept touching my thigh and once she slid it towards my crotch.  I was still so turned on from before so it didn’t take much for my dick to harden and I think she noticed.  She winked at me.  Do we have time for a drive after lunch today? She asked.  No honey I’m sorry I promised my boss I’d meet him at the office to go over a new account.  But I’ll swing by tonight maybe we can catch a movie?   Okay she pouted.   Don winked at me privately and I got hard again.  After thanking everyone, I started to head to my car and Don said he wanted to talk to me so walked me out.  When we were out of earshot he asked if I was okay.  Oh yes I said this was one of the hottest things I’ve ever experienced.  He smiled – me too Eric.  But now what?  I honestly didn’t have an answer.  Well obviously our friendship has to say a secret and we have to be extra careful if we carry on but I don’t want to stop.  I feel blessed to have a beautiful fiancée and a father in law who makes my dick leak like a faucet.  We can do this said Don but only if we make sure we don’t hurt our loved ones.  Yes of course!   Don looked at me – I need to get you off but how?  He paused with an evil grin.  Come into the garage with me for a minute.  Is that a good idea?  I knew Anne was watching us from the front window.  Yeah I need to show you my workshop.  As soon as we were inside the door Don pushed me against his big SUV and shoved his tongue down my throat.  We practically swallowed each other’s tongues in our desperation to taste each other while we panted.  This was dangerous but we couldn’t stop.  Don unbuckled my pants, shoved down my underwear and bent me over while he jammed his face into my sweaty ass crack.  He amazing tongue went to work on my tight asshole and it felt like he got 3 inches inside me lapping, slurping really getting inside my ass.  It felt so good my dick was again hard and dripping.  We were like 2 dogs in heat with crazy lust.  Don pulled his dick through his fly and rubbed it along my sopping ass crack.  God I want to fuck you he wheezed/whispered.  I’ve never been fucked I confessed quietly but I want you to Don.  I want you to be the first inside me and blow your load up my hole.   Just then someone jiggled the door from the outside into the garage – Don jumped and quickly shoved his cock back in his pants.  Hey you guys what are you doing?  Yelled Anne in a petulant tone.  I got my pants back on too even though I was red faced and panting – Don went and let Anne in.  I was showing Eric my workshop since he expressed an interest, Don told her.  Why are you agitated?  She shrunk back – I don’t know.  One minute Eric was ready to go and the next you’re leading him in here like a teenager showing him your Playboy stash!  Anne!  Growled Don, Knock that shit off and stop acting childish.  If Eric is going to be my son in law we need to find things we have in common and Eric told me he was an ace in woodshop in school.   You never told me that! Anne whined.  It never came up, I replied while hoping my underwear would unstick from my soggy butthole where Don’s tongue had soaked me in his saliva.  I seriously needed to blow a load soon, maybe in the car ride to work. 

About 10 minutes into my ride I get a text from an unknown number.  It reads Eric!  This is Don, I need to see you.  I have to head out to the Home Depot on Elm can you meet me there in 10 minutes?   I’m at a stop light and my dick jumps in my pants.  I reply with a thumb’s up Emoji.  When I pull into the lot I spot Don’s SUV and park next to him, get out and sit in the passenger seat.  He puts up a sun visor in the windshield then practically assaults my mouth with his eager kisses.  His tongue can’t get enough of mine and I feel the same – we are tongue wrestling and feeling each other up all over again.  It’s like we are teenagers in heat.  Get in the back seat Don commands.  I look dubious but he tells me the windows are tinted dark so I comply.  He is all over me – hands tongue lips and pulls down my pants.  His mouth is on my cock in seconds to my balls.  He chokes on my hard on jammed into his tonsils but he doesn’t let up.  It’s like he’s starved for cock. The air inside of the SUV quickly fills with the ripe odors of our balls, holes, armpits and bodies.  It’s intoxicating.  I’m moaning and shoving his head down on my dick while gripping his hair for leverage.  In just a minute I am unloading my cum into Don’s willing mouth – he gulps and gulps as jet after jet blows out of me.  Finally he sits up and opens his mouth showing me how full his mouth is of my sperm.  We come together for another snowball session this time with my cum. It’s so delicious and raunchy I can’t believe this is happening.  Finally we pull back both of us smiling and sated even though Don is rock hard again.  Your beard smells like my ass Don laughs – that is so hot.  Your daughter noticed at lunch I told him – I was in such a happy daze I forgot to wash it off.  Wow!  Well we have to be careful but I think today is special since its our first time but definitely need to take precautions going forward.  I want to come to your apartment soon so we can relax and play in private – my dick has a date with your virgin butthole…no showers no deodorant.  Sounds like a fucking hot date to me I reply.