Nasty Father In Law

FIL 5 – Brotherly love

Somehow Eric was able to get his clothes on and look presentable while Brad jumped in the shower after mopping up the spilled piss with a towel.  While waiting for the doorbell and the girls to arrive, Eric couldn’t resist popping back into the bathroom for a quick kiss from Brad and a tug on his nice uncut dick.  Brad whispered he couldn’t wait until they could be alone again.

Eric focused on work thoughts to make his boner go down so when the doorbell rang, he was all calm and greeted them with plastered smiles and kisses.  Kathy and Anne seemed so happy and giggly like schoolgirls who had pulled off a clever prank.  Little did they know Eric was seething inside at being interrupted when he finally had a chance to be alone with Brad – it was just like his new wife to intrude on his private time.  Where’s Brad? Anne asked.  He wanted to jump in the shower after a long day at the office so we’d be ready to take you fine ladies out to dinner.  The girls giggled again.  We have just the place in mind, said Kathy with a wink.  Anne looked at Eric’s clothes with disapproval.  I’m not sure you’re dressed for this bistro she criticized but I guess it will have to do since you don’t have time to run change.  Eric flushed red with anger.  Well maybe you should have brought me a change since you planned this little surprise!  His voice was harsh and Anne recoiled.  Don’t yell at me she snapped.  Kids! Said Kathy in a sing-song voice, let’s have a nice evening!  You’re right, I’m sorry Eric - Anne seemed a bit admonished, so Eric softened too.  Just then Brad came out looking sharp, gorgeous hair wet and combed, and Kathy ran up to him for a huge smooch.  Brad peeked at Eric over Kathy’s forehead as he kissed her.  Now Eric was green with envy. 

At the bistro Brad suggested the ladies sit together in the booth facing the men.  That way we can both gaze on the beauty of the two sisters, he said breezily.  The girls loved it.  As soon as they were seated Brad’s knee jammed against Eric under the table.  Eric started getting turned on again and on the pretext of putting his napkin in his lap ran his hand up Brad’s thigh making him quiver.  Are you cold?  Kathy asked.  No it’s just the ice in my drink hit my tooth he lied smoothly.  So, Anne asked, what were you two boys talking about in private before our little surprise interruption?  Eric could not look at Brad but he still started to flush pink.  He wanted to yell out, we were comparing our dicks at the toilet and playing fighter pilots!  Just to, well, piss her off but Brad jumped in and said he was asking Eric about Don and what it was like asking him for Anne’s hand.  Kathy squealed with delight and clutched Anne’s arm.  That’s right, Brad said, it’s good to know what makes a future father-in-law tick.  Don loves this guy!   As he was speaking he patted Eric on his back and lightening quick slid his hand down the back of Eric’s pants and into his ass crack just fingered his hairy ripe hole before withdrawing so fast Eric startled up in his seat.  What’s wrong with you?  Snapped Anne.  It was me, I tickled him slightly said Brad, so slick.  I never had a brother so I’ve been acting a bit juvenile all evening.  Please forgive me?  He was gazing at Kathy, his emerald eyes wide and of course she giggled and reached over to bop his forehead.  Everyone laughed now, relaxed.  Eric noticed Brad brought his stink finger discreetly to nose for a quick whiff while the girls looked at menus.  He cocked an eyebrow and poked Eric’s thigh after as if to say, wow dude that’s a ripe hole.  He hid his hand behind his menu and showed Eric his finger with a tiny brown streak.  Brad smirked again. Thank God the drinks arrived. 

Later that night Eric received a text from Brad, call in sick tomorrow and come over.  We have unfinished business.  Eric’s cock got rock hard instantly.  It wasn’t a good day for him to play hooky but he knew he would anyway.  Okay I’ll do it, he texted back.  Awesome dude! came rocketing back and a second line:  Don’t shower.  Now Eric knew he’d have a hard time sleeping that night.  He wondered what sex with Brad would be like.  He didn’t seem inexperienced but there was a boyish charm to him that was very appealing like a brat kid brother.  Nobody had ever asked him to play piss fighter pilots before.

Brad was in sweatpant cut-off’s and a tank top when he answered the door.  Dude get in here!  He commanded.  Eric almost threw himself at him and their mouths clashed with tongues fighting to get inside each other’s mouths.  Brad picked up Eric so their heads were level as they kissed.  Copious saliva spilled out all over their faces soaking Eric’s beard and Brad’s jet black mustache.  They were huffing with male lust and pure erotic need while they made out and shed clothes with free hands.  Finally Brad put Eric down so he could pull off his trousers and work shirt since he’d had to dress for work to fool Anne.  I haven’t washed my finger from last night, Brad smirked,  I sniffed it last night jerking my cock thinking about you but I didn’t cum, I wanted to wait.  I’m so glad you’re here, he sang out.  We were so rudely interrupted last night.  I mean I love Kathy but jeez she can be too much sometimes.    How’s it for you?  Same thing for Anne but we live together so I’m lying about being at work.  Well let’s make it worth it.  Brad laid Eric on the sofa, knelt down and went the way down on his cock.  His warm wet mouth engulfs Eric to the root.  Precum is already flowing and making everything slick and sweet.  Brad laps it up like the puppy dog he is.  He lift Eric’s armpits and inserts his whole face licking and sniffing.  Whew boy you be ripe! He laughed, I love it.  He went back and forth giving each pit attention until he’d licked all the aroma and sweat away.  Then he kissed Eric again letting him taste his musky oniony pit odor.  Eric started taking Brad’s clothes off and pulled his uncut dick near his nose – he peeled back the foreskin and was entranced by the ripe smegma smell.   Damn man you’ve got a cheese factory going on!  Eric jammed his nose into the smegma and breathed deep – the most male smell on earth.  I saved it for you Brad said – I knew you’d like that after what I whiffed in that bathroom with Dan so I didn’t wash under my foreskin.  Good thing Kathy had to take Anne home last night or she’d have freaked!  I think you and I are both a bit on the wild side.  Wait til you get a whiff of my butthole…

Eric pulled Brad down onto the couch so he was lying flat and Brad was over him in a 69 position with Brad’s black furry ass right over his face.  He could already detect the smelly crack and raunchy hole.  When did you last shower or clean up? He asked.  Brad giggled in his naughty endearing way.  I only rinsed last night when the girls surprised us but no soap since yesterday morning.  It’s just my natural essence baby, hope you like!  I can go shower if too much.  Fuck no!  Don’t you move, it’s all mine.  Eric started by lightly licking up and down the hairy crack getting hairs in his mouth while breathing in Brad’s dank nasty odor.  He parted the cheeks with his hands getting a good look at that beautiful pink puckered hole that was definitely not clean.  He touched the tip of tongue to the quivering moist hole and knew this would test his limits, Brad probably hadn’t wiped much.  Eric didn’t care he wanted to taste everything about Brad so pushed his face and tongue into the dirty ripe hole getting Brad’s flavor and aroma all over him.  Hearing Brad moan was the perfect reward.  Fucking eat me!  Brad yelled.  Eric began tonguing him deep, fucking that dirty pink asshole.  He feasted on all of Brad’s smells and enjoyed everything making his own dick leak like crazy which Brad lapped up.  You’re like a fucking faucet! said Brad with his lips and tongue covered in precum.  Eric focused on tongue fucking Brad as deep as he could turning his tongue brown.  Brad reached back and spread his cheeks even further. You like my dirty hairy butthole?  Eat it out baby – I’m going to kiss you and share it and then I’m going to eat you out too.  Brad pulled off Eric and kissed him sticking his own tongue into Eric’s raunchy mouth.  Now both men were tasting Brad’s ass and sharing it.  The moans were loud, they couldn’t get enough of each other.  Like animals in heat.  Brad dove for Eric’s ripe hole and maneuvered so they were in an asshole69 position each lapping the other’s ass.  It was awkward with Brad being so tall but they were men hungry for asshole and they made it happen.  After their holes were sopping wet with saliva, Brad told Eric, I want you fuck me.  Be my first.  Pop my cherry brother.

Brad sat back on the sofa and pulled his huge legs back exposing that amazing pink butthole to Eric.  The pink hole ringed by black fur was now relatively clean after so much tongue work.  I want you to breed me Brad said, I want my brother’s cum up by bum!  He giggled at his own silly poem.  Eric was more than ready and stood on his knees next to the sofa at hole-level.  He looked into Brad’s twinkling green eyes and aimed his dick at the target.  He scooped up more precum and lubed the hole and his dick.  He leaned forward for another passionate kiss and slowly worked his dick up the tight virgin hole.  Brad grunted and pushed him back to wait, then he advanced some more and oh so slowly got his dick inside to the balls.  Brad broke out in a sweat and he grimaced slightly so they stopped for a moment with Eric deep inside.  Finally Brad nodded and smiled and Eric began to fuck his brother.  It was so erotic seeing these huge tree trunk legs pushed passively back welcoming Eric’s fat cock inside Brad’s virgin hole.  Eric put his forearms against his legs and pushed them wider making Brad’s eye bulge.  Now he was in even deeper with better access.  Eric pulled his dick out and it was a bit dirty and smeared – clean me off brother he demanded.  Brad nodded in a trance.  Eric got up on the sofa and jammed his dirty dick into Brad’s mouth who gulped it greedily cleaning all of the slime, spit and shit off.  Eric went back to fucking him and picked up momentum.  I’m going to breed you, he huffed.  I want you keep my sperm inside you all day and then I’m going to suck it out.  Ass cum is the best!  I’ll feed it to you little brother and let both your holes enjoy my load.  Brad just nodded, he was speechless with pleasure and the feel of his brother’s cock deep inside.  It really was just like they were brothers all their lives, their connection was so deep.  Cum in my ass, breed me then piss up me Brad demanded.  Yes baby anything you want.

Eric let go, everything he had after days of waiting blew out of his cock into Brad’s butthole.  Spasm after spasm of hot white cum shot into his brother’s willing hole.  He kept fucking as he came churning the cream until it was like a white paste creaming out of Brad’s ass.  Brad moaned so loudly he worried the neighbors might call the cops.  Brad scooped up some of the churned sperm and used it for lube to jerk off jumping up and standing over Eric’s open mouth and outstretched tongue.  Feed me brother! Eric commanded and Brad did, letting go ropes of tasty white cum all over Eric’s face and tongue.  Then Brad reached down and licked it up and kissed Eric.  It was a soul kiss between two brothers and the shared cum sealed their sacred love.  Then Eric bent Brad over the sofa and lapped up the ass cum still dribbling out of Brad and they kissed and shared that too.  The sperm from both brothers was mixed together and devoured.  Then they collapsed into a heap of sweaty bodies, arms and legs. 

You didn’t piss up me Brad whined.  Eric just gave him a dirty smile and pulled him into the shower.  6 foot Eric was leading his 6.5 foot little brother and pushed him roughly against the wall.  Brad was submissive and wanted this to happen – Eric shoved his still hard cock up Brad’s sloppy gaping butthole and began to piss.  It seemed like gallons of foaming yellow piss shot up inside Brad who squirmed with delight at his brother’s stream.  Yeah brother keep it coming, it feels amazing!  Brad started to piss too letting his hot sweet piss arc up so he could taste himself.  I have cum in both holes and now I’m getting piss!  He exclaimed.  Yes, little brother you do, you’re getting everything from me.

The two boys slumped to the shower floor, covered in spit, piss, cum, sweat and slime from their dirty buttholes.  They shared a sloppy passionate kiss with Eric’s head cradled on Brad’s slick shoulder.  What are we going to do now, big brother?  Brad asked quietly.  Well, what do you want little brother?  You’re not married yet and it’s obvious we love each other and have a deep connection but we both do like women and want kids so….?  It’s a dilemma but I do want children and if I marry Kathy I can have the best of both worlds.  A great wife, kids and a brother who I love with all my heart.  And my dick!  Brad giggled.  We will have to be so careful, Eric cautioned.   One slip could ruin everything for us plus there’s Don.   Tell me about Don and how you connected sexually, Brad asked.  Eric filled him in while Brad sat in shocked silence.   Yeah Don is just as much of a sex pig as us, Eric laughed, but the connection between us is much stronger, at least to me.  Two brothers in love and lust.  You fucking know it!  Brad yelled.  But I think we need to meet with Don and let him know what’s going on, don’t you?   Eric nodded.  He heard his phone buzz with a text – it was Anne. Where the fuck are you?  I called your work to ask you to stop at the market and they said you’re sick? You’re not home so WTF??  Oh jeez! Eric’s head slumped.

Let me handle this big bro.  Call her and hand me the phone.  So Eric dialed Anne who exploded immediately. Hey, it’s not what you think…Eric started but Brad grabbed the phone.  Hi Anne it’s Brad – don’t be mad at Eric it’s totally 1000% my fault.  I called him this morning and said I really needed to talk to him about how I was going to approach Don about asking Kathy to marry me.  I was pretty desperate since we didn’t really get to talk last night and pleaded with Eric to play hooky and come over.  He’s here with me at my place and he was just saying he needed to call you and let you know where he is.  Anne calmed down immediately and actually laughed – you boys are so bad together!   Are you really going to ask Kathy soon?  Yes but please don’t say anything more since I want to be proper and ask Don first.   I understand, said Anne, but please put Eric back on.