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Say hi to Mateo, Valentin, Danilo and duo Adam and Andy. With your dick.

You know how to say hi with your dick, don't you? Wave it back and forth like the Queen of England in a parade. Or that next door neighbor who flashes you when he's horny. Which is always.

The thing about cam duos is you can't quite tell how into each other they really are. Do they fool around when the cam is off?

Now I shouldn't assume you would do something so scandalous as masturbate, but these guys sure are. Both masturbating and pretty much assuming those who watch them are too. Safe bet.

There names sound pretty X-rated too. Brock Jacobs, David Still, Rafaelo Steel, Lexo Adams and Justin Mate. Well David Still sounds more like a librarian. A naked librarian.

What's that in your ass, Ivan? One of those newfangled vibrators remote-controlled by horny folks watching you? Because those kinds of vibrators tend to vibrate and make you shake and moan.

The future is grand.

It's almost like Ivan himself is remote-controlled. I bet him knowing how watched he is makes him work out just a bit harder. Good.

It's time for a masturbation party, y'all! So break out the Cool Ranch Doritos® and Cool Ranch Lube™, hop on over to Chaturbate and pop one out.

Want cock in your face? Of course you do. But it's been a long day at the office and you don't have time to find actual cock because the 11 minutes it takes to arrange a hookup on a location-based hookup app is 10 minutes too long. Pardon me, it's not an app unless a vowel is strategically removed like Grindr, so I'll be more clear by saying "lctin-bsed hokup pp" which just rolls of the tongue.

Mall of America, currently the biggest mall in the U.S., is going to build an even bigger one in Florida. Because that needs to happen. I'm kind of over the mall myself. It just doesn't have the charm it used to. Plus the penalties for shoplifting are much greater when you can be tried as an adult. Hey, was I supposed to buy that Playgirl magazine and let everyone know my homogaysexualness?

Maybe I've had dick on the brain, but I just got that Chaturbate is a play on Chat and Masturbate. Despite the hoards of naked guys chatting and masturbating on Chaturbate (both show-offs and watchers), I'd thought it was a site about guys from Chattanooga who ate a lot while wearing turbans. Which I'm totally still right about that, except all those guys from Chattanooga are also masturbating.

Take all the hot guys you've seen by the end of a day, strip them all down and shove them into your computer. And that's Chaturbate. Oh yeah, also wrap each guy's hands around his cock. Then match each guy stroke for stroke. It's like those metronomes used to time music. Because masturbation is music.

Man, this couple was totally going at it on Chaturbate tonight. Those first six pics are them. From making out to rimming to humping crack. They did everything except play tiddlywinks. Unless tiddlywinks switched from being a dumb game to a sex act and nobody told me.

Breaking news: guys masturbate all the fucking time on Chaturbate! You may have thought Chaturbate referred to something besides masturbation. Since there are so many words that end in "urbate" like, for example, masturbate. Oh wait, there just have to be others, because if not, your confusion makes no sense. Oh, I've got it. Here they are:

One cock, two cock, red cock, blue cock. Yes, when I see the grid of Chaturbate cams (and for some peculiar reason I go right to the Male section) the guys start to blend together like a teeming mass of hot flesh in every combination. It's like a perverted and quirky Dr. Seuss illustration, though with a heavy emphasis on skin tones rather than psychedelic colors. It's a stud variety pack.

I know a guy stroking on Chaturbate is different than a guy jerking off in his living room at night with the lights on and blinds open. But only because the apartment building that has a view into his living room only holds a limited number of voyeurs. While there's no limit to how many can watch a single Chaturbate cam.

Gay Hoopla's "most talked about model for a while" has already performed live on their nightly cam show. Even if you're not a member, the site is giving away his full performance video for free! They want to know what you think of ripped stud Ryan Winter. Make sure you check it out now before they change their minds!

Sex addiction for everyone! Well maybe not because then they're be nobody to roll my burrito at Chipotle. And by roll my burrito, I mean roll my burrito. I do not have sex while in line at Chipotle. Anymore. It's not the '80s.

Don't you love random cock? Like when you're at the grocery store and there's a random cock in the bread aisle. Or when you're innocently peering into that bus station glory hole and there's a random cock in the bread aisle. Freudian slip there. I must be hungry for bread.