Gay Muscle Porn Blog

Muscle hunk Vincent is so smooth that you could slide right off him. He's making his first JO video over at Active Duty and he loves the camera. He loves rubbing his balls while working his hard-on and helping churn up a big load of jizz. His breath quickens and he finally unleashes a healthy helping of cum all over his shaved pubes and belly.

It's hard to believe that muscle hunk Buck Carter bottomed before he topped, but he did. Then he did a flip-fuck scene. Now, he's appearing in his first top-only fuck scene with Trevor Brown. The guys hadn't agreed before the scene started as to who was going to get fucked, but they sorted it out. Trevor was more in a bottom mood and Buck said, "If my cock is hard, I'm in the mood to fuck." 

So shiny. So swollen. So intense. So totally, awesomely objectified.

Without these ridiculously wonderful caricatures of the human male form, body oil manufacturers would have had to go out of business. And thanks to the myriad muscle magazines gracing the newsstands with their throbbing, veiny presence, a good number of very creative (and semi-ridiculous) photographers and graphic designers were kept busy.

Fitness magazines still exist but they are much more wise to that objectifying gaze and don't quite go "gay as hell" in their aesthetics. It's more muscles as armor, less muscles as seductive.

Ryan Judd is a Midwest, corn-fed chunk of beefcake and he just filmed his first JO video with Gay Hoopla. He has experimented with a guy before, but was looking forward to going places he hadn't been before. Enter Collin Simpson to fuck this 240-pound teddy bear's ass. And boy, does Ryan love it. He can't get enough.

RJ is 25 years old, he likes working out and loves snowboarding. He's making his first video at Active Duty. He's 5'9", weighs 165 pounds, and he's packing a thick, uncut cock. He settles back on the couch and strokes his hard meat and explodes all over his ripped abs. 

Michael Blaze is a good-looking, muscle stud and he's debuting in his first video. This open-road trucker puts his rig in park and pulls into Next Door Studios to unload his nuts. He's toned and tattooed and his dick is sporting a big head. He jizzes all over himself and hopefully we'll be seeing more of him soon.

New site Bound Muscle Jocks opened last week and promises BDSM fans an added play area packed with nasty bondage and corporal punishment. The guys are tied up with ropes, bungie cords, duct tape, and all kinds of restraints, then they feel the force of their Master's paddles, riding crops, belts, floggers, whips, and bare hands. The site has 305 scenes to keep your balls tingling.

Besides their near or full nudity, these fellas have something in common. It's a sheen, an aura brought on by lighting, sweat, oil, or, admittedly, retouching. And it's special.

That sheen is what makes some photos look otherworldly. And whatever it takes to reach that other world, I want a ticket. Warning though: after prolonged exposure to perfect pornography, probably don't apply the same expectations to the real world (unless you live in West Hollywood).

Rico isn't going to win any beauty contests, but if he's entered in the Best Big Long Dick Contest, then he's got that one hands down. And I'm pretty sure he'd also steal the trophy for the Best Big Long Uncut Dick too. And if we're going for a performance prize, does he win if he shoots his cum load up onto his chest? I think he does. 

Zack Lemec returns for his 23rd video at Maskurbate. Zack lies back on Pascal's massage table and gets an attentive rub down from head to toe. Then Pascal focuses on Zack's eight inches and gives him a handjob. The muscle hunk has one of the longest lead-ups to his orgasm that I've ever seen. Worth seeing.

Watch this one while you can, before it's flagged off YouTube. Sure at first it just looks like a smooth muscle daddy working out on a bench. And then you look closer and see his daring fashion choice. 

And his total exhibitionist "accidental" wardrobe malfunction. There's nothing I love more than someone showing off and pretending not to. And what better place for it than YouTube the home of cat and Russian dash cam videos.

But don't take my word for the intentional nature of this non-intentional flash. Here's daddy "drauflos" in the comments:

Don't know much about Max Warner except he's a hot slab of beef and he's taking his clothes off for Gay Hoopla. This 20-year-old bodybuilder stands 6'1" and weighs 205 pounds. His favorite part to train is his arms, but my favorite body part is his huge, round ass. I got off watching him fucking the mattress and I can't wait to see him fucking for real.

Kurt Dorn is a 26-year-old, muscled guy who, like a lot of first-timers, was nervous about jerking his cock for the camera. It was pretty important to him that he established that he's straight and wouldn't ever do any guy-on-guy stuff. After the interview, Tom leaves the room so Kurt can relax and stroke his banana-curved dick. And he cums big, spewing a huge load of jizz in his fist, dropping some on his leg and all over the couch cushion.

Blond muscle stud Boris Lang gives Bastian Karim a pounding ass fuck, but not before they take turns blowing each other. Bastian is particularly eager to gulp down every inch of Boris' fat piece of meat. With a raging hard-on, Boris spins Bastian around and fingers his hole, then he lies back on the bed and invites his buddy to sit on his dick.

I'm guessing these guys may have known each other prior to the photo shoot. One of them got into modeling first then got his workout buddy into it too, maybe for a $5 finder's fee, which was a lot of money back then.

$5 could buy 75 jockstraps or 100 handjobs. You haven't lived until you've experienced a nickel handjob. They are everything.