Gay Jock Blog

Writing this to Ukulele Anthem by Amanda Palmer. Look it up. Trust me. And maybe it can inspire some flashing. Because do whatever, do it, play your ukulele.

Or flash your dick. Or your ass. Or if you're in Italy, you can masturbate in public legally (though if seen by a minor you're legally absolutely fucked). 

Still I'm really running low on the random naked guy parts (or whole naked guy) in public thing. If seeing a naked guy would recharge my naked battery, I'd be pretty much almost out.

Would you go to a restaurant famous for its pecs and dicks? Way better than fish and chips in my opinion, and nobody has to get hurt. Except maybe emotionally when the one night stand turns out to be an actual one night stand.

Who decided on the one night stand thing anyhow? Seems an arbitrary number. Because one is one but is still a number. If you had to have sex with someone twice and once wasn't an option, would you have sex with them once? I mean twice? Or would you need to know them better before you decided?

19 year old Jay Mercer was discovered by Bentley Race in Austin, Texas. They'd been exchanging emails and Jay was keen to try out modelling nude after seeing the website. Jay has a beautiful physique with nice dark skin, totally ripped, and hung. He's shy at first but soon proves he has what it takes to flaunt it on camera!

Set a jock time alarm and let it ring in your mind and pants. Because it's jock time. Those of us who don't train for years to win a medal of whatever color still train for our own reasons. 

Like so you can spend time in a locker room and watch guys in various states of sexual undress. Or so you can sort of fit in with other jocks at various points throughout the day. Because, hell, maybe you're a jock too.

Or you just want to watch, which most jocks secretly (or not so secretly notice) and heartily approve of. Tends to feed their egos too. Which may make them workout harder, set bigger goals, and give you more to see next time. Win and win.

Tanner Wilson is destined to be a fitness champion. He's from the Mid-West and has a great modelling career ahead of him judging by these shots for All American Guys. Tanner is breaking out into the fitness modelling industry and has a great aesthetic, priding himself on being 100% all-natural. He has been training since he was just 13 years old! See more of him at All American Guys!

Hans Berlin is a cheeky Geramn guy. Despite his muscular and masculine appearance, he's a perfect gentleman, warm and gentle. He strips out of his kit and takes off his jockstrap. Bringing it up to his nose, he strokes his hard cock with nothing else on other than his footie socks and trainers. Hans works in porn a lot, but also has a career going and lives in NYC.

Cock's a muscle too, right? Then add it to the list of what these gym rats are showing off. It's only a matter of time before someone invents crotchless gym shorts.

Why wait to get home to start flashing cock?

It's important to know your angles. Or just take 50 selfies and pick the best one. That works too.

Some of these guys could take 50 selfies and end up with 50 best ones. What a problem to have.

This is the time to remember that if you show off more in the summer, just strictly due to warmth (or vice versa for winter if you're below the equator), then showing off can be year round. Ass is seasonless.

Someone once told me there's a reason besides looking hot that people go to the gym, but I forgot what they said. Maybe diabetes prevention or something? Or looking hot while reducing risk of diabetes? Or just looking hot maybe?

Wait, looking hot is not the alternate reason besides looking hot that people go to the gym for. Clearly I'm flustered here and mixing prepositions and penises.

Outside is where you see guys and inside is where you take them. But sometimes inside is where you see one too because he's on his way to outside and his way to you hopefully. Admiring people is complicated.

Especially from a distance.

I'm beginning to wonder if all guy watching carries the risk of lost opportunity. Though hopefully some of these guy watchers who snapped these followed up with an approach, such as:

No, Major Abs is not a position in the military. Though it may be a side effect. But clearly, dick raises are a proven way to workout one's core.

That and crunches. As in dick in ass crunches. As in wow, your hole is so tight it's really practically crunching my dick but in the anal context that feels good.

Fucking someone is also a good workout, especially if you're holding a 10 pound weight in each hand while doing it.

Not a vacation from men. A vacation about men. So when you get a day off this summer (or call in sick because you need to jack off all day), it can totally be man-focused. Penis-focused. Whatever-focused you want. Because we all need a vacation sometimes from all that other stuff.

Maybe in that instant a guy takes a selfie and in that instant he shares it out, it's a vacation from his everyday persona. Though with some of these guys, their naked selfie self is more the "real" them than their dressed at work self. Who knows? Men are complicated.

Hey look, it's a bunch of guys who are not my fuck buddy! Because I don't have a fuck buddy! But I can look, right? And so can you.

Maybe I should focus on having a fuck enemy. They say makeup sex can be the best, but that requires being in a relationship to start, then having a conflict, then making up, then having sex. That's way too much work.

Plus jocks. Because what good is working out if nobody sees. It's like if a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound? Okay, not that because yes it does because that's physics. Plus animals hear it. More like if a jock strap is stuffed to maximum and nobody sees it, then why the fuck didn't that person show it to me because I want to see it, dammit!?

What's better for you? A major bulge ready to explode out of super tight jeans? Or flopping cock and sack doing their thing out a shorts leg?

Frankly, I would prefer a flopping cock and sack hanging out the bottom of a pants leg, as in by the ankles. Though as that size package is only a Photoshop thing, I'll have to settle for cock out of shorts.

And what an arousing way to settle it is. Not like settling for soggy french fries. This is serious cock we're talking about.