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Well, make that temptingly partway dressed. Because when some skin is exposed it makes me think of all skin being exposed. Plus there's this whole semi-arbitrary erogenous thing going on. Like it's societally acceptable for men to be out and about without a shirt on. 

This despite the fact that I find a man's chest (okay certain men's chest) to be equal in triggering desire as a man's ass. I also find some guy's legs as or more arousing than their dick. But thankfully society doesn't demand men cover their legs. Except perhaps during a wake.

Don't go to a wake in shorts. Unless you live in Bermuda or something, then probably it's fine. But make them tuxedo shorts.

I have so many opening lines, like "I bet guys line up for your opening" or "I bet guys line up for your openings." The latter is for guys who have cute mouths and buttholes, rather than just cute of one. It's wonderful I have detailed, technical knowledge of male biology to understand the relevance of singular vs. plural.

Converting a peeping situation into an opening line is fraught with risk. It's not often the surreptitious pic snapper makes themself obvious. It's like being a spy with a t-shirt that says "I'm a spy." Although no actual spy would wear that shirt so it would throw people off.

Zero foreplay. When two hot guys turn into goofballs in front of the camera, it's time to let the models go with the flow, roll the cameras and let them run the show. It's described by Sean Cody as 'hilarious', but I think it's actually pretty stunning. Randy is quick to get his bare cock inside Dean's hot ass and give him a fun pounding. Dean was a little freaked out how he'd handle such a big dick at first, but he takes it like a champ, balls deep!

Sean Cody says filming these two studs was fun. Rowan and Sean are both intent on having a good time and really know how to fuck on set. When asked who's bottoming today at the opening of the scene, Sean gives a nervous giggle and says how it's going to be interesting with him bottoming as he's usually dominant. He power bottoms his way through his bareback scene with Rowan.

Well I wish they were all my buddies. We'd spend awesome time together, like they could do all their jock things, or sitting with legs spread things, or showering things and I could do all my watch their crotches things.

Actually that's just one thing. Me watching the guy's crotch. One long thing.

See "Netflix and chill" is this new phrase that people who are told that there are new phrases that people are using are using. So I'm telling you there's a new phrase called "Naked jocks and chill" which means you look at naked jocks and chill. 

So you are free to ask someone out with "Let's naked jocks and chill" which would really set the tone for a beautiful relationship. Especially if one or both of you are naked jocks yourselves. Add some selfies to the mix and share. Hint hint.

Hoyt is a tall hunk at Sean Cody. When asked how tall he is he responds, "6'4" but if I stand on my tippy toes I can reach 6'7"!" Hoyt likes to chase an adrenaline rush so goes bungee jumping when he's not pumping iron in the gym. Hoyt is asked why he shaves his chest to which he replies, "Sometimes I let it grow but I like how my abs look when I’m shaved." I have to say I agree with Hoyt. Those abs do look great in his video, nice and smooth.

The thing about jocks is they're hard to keep up with. Always running or otherwise on the go. Except when they stand there and pose (pretending to do so casually and accidentally). Or when they pick out their cute jock outfits every so carefully.

Here's to jocks!

Men in motion. I can't even take it. I mean, hello, look at these fellas. Look at them. You get what you need out of a look but you want more now. What the hell was the world like before photography?

I guess people did dirty paintings and stuff. With extreme artistic value of course. And with dicks and ass.

The more pixels the better! Thank you, inventors of the retina display, for cramming more man flesh into my vision. Not that I have the sharp vision that could even tell the difference (sorry Apple). But more pixels equals more man so bravo.

And here's to semi-violations of privacy that allow moments of voyeurism to be documented. That moment where someone says "See that ass? I'm going to capture that ass with my portable pixel generating machine." And it's a genius machine that can cram a bubble butt into a jpg. Technology has come so far.

Being on high alert can be exhausting. At least when it's about keeping an eye out for threats. But how about a much better way to be on high alert, on that is rejuvenating? Be on the look out for bulges and muscle, because sometimes the hottest moments can pass by in an instant.

Until the day when digital cameras will be built into contact lenses (yes that will happen and it will be called the iEye) you just have your brain to snap a mental picture. Or your camera if you're fast enough.

Apparently there are guys who looks like this. Each is known as Mr. Incredible (at least in his own mind, deservedly so). If they have a convention, they'll have to figure out who is Mr. Incredible #1, Mr. Incredible #2, etc. Otherwise, it will make seating arrangments at the opening night dinner super confusing.

I would like to host that convention in my bedroom. Minus the preparing dinner part. I'll have other things to focus on.

24 year old muscle jock, Raffaele, who was born in Spain but lived in Sicily for ten years, debuts at Lucas Kazan. The cute guy still has "a bit of an accent" compared to a native Italian speaker, says the director. He's short, but well-built and had beautiful olive coloured skin. The Mediterranean good looks and charms also come packaged "with a twist!"

Download Lucas Kazan movies in full high quality here!

Fit men get that way in a variety of ways, such as biking, gym, construction work, team sports or aggressive anal sex. Aggressive anal sex is an especially great way to get fit when practiced as a team sport.

So it's not just about signing up for a gym membership and calling it a day. That's what gyms want you to do because if everyone who was a member of a gym actually showed up on a given day, there wouldn't be any room. They count on people failing in their goals or not even setting them.

What horrible music do you think these guys listen to while they work out? I'll ask more nicely. What music do you think these guys listen to while they work out? So whatever I say next won't offend anyone if it's what you're into.

I'm going to guess Britney, Britney, Britney Britney, Jimmy Buffett, Britney.