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Zach Farley is just learning to drive, and like any young man, his father is teaching him. Well, in this case it's his stepfather. Mr. Farley tells Zach to pull off down a side road. "Did I do something wrong?" Zach asks. "No, you're doing just fine," his stepfather says, "I'm just horny. You wanna suck the old man's cock?" Zach smiles and finds a place to park along the dirt road.

I've been a fan of Family Dick ever since the site debuted in Pornland in September 2017. It's scenes have always snuggled up to the line, even hugged it, but never crossed it. I've found their scenarios titillating, exciting, and of course, dirty. They often feel like we're watching something we shouldn't. So what's the problem?

This week in Do You Measure Up? porn performer Wesley Woods is making his debut on Family Dick. I don't have a problem with Woods per se, but one of Family Dick's strengths has always been that the guys they cast in their scenes are largely newcomers, second-stringers, or guys who are just making a name for themselves. Their lack of notoriety helps sell the scene because I don't have to imagine that Wesley Woods is someone's stepbrother.

I'm forever hitting up the marketing guy of Family Dick's marketing company and asking, "Who's that dark-haired guy in the latest scene?" And he invariably says, "I don't know, he's new. I don't even think he has a name yet." That's what makes Family Dick hot for me -- underexposed men and virtual unknowns.

When Barron Angus hears the sound of the ice-cream truck, he begs his stepfather to buy him a creamy treat. Mr. Angus returns with an ice cream cone and they share it, but things get a little messy. 

Stepfather licks the sticky mess off his stepson's face, then pushes his thick cock in the lad's mouth. Barron takes that fat dick balls deep. Then Mr. Angus bends Barron over the sofa and drives his hard-on home.

Kurt Morris loves sneaking a shower in his parents' bathroom when they're not home. But Mr. Morris catches the lad in the act. After giving him hell, he says, "I was going to take a shower anyway. Mind if I join you?" Mr. Morris hops in the shower and lathers his stepson's naked body, then he says, "Okay, you're turn to do me."

With everyone clean, stepdad kneels and the tub and sucks Kurt's meaty cock and the lad cums down his throat. Then he fucks Kurt and he finishes off giving his stepson a creamy facial.

Uncle Joe takes Aaron and his younger brother Sammy trick or treating for a Halloween. When they get to the first house they knock on the door, then they see a sign instructing them to go around back for a treat. In the backyard, they find a guy with his legs tied in the air. The three guys take turns fucking their masked, kinky neighbour and he takes all three loads up his ass.

Mr. Anderson tells his stepson, Charlie, that he wants to try something new. He blindfolds Charlie and he starts touching and rubbing his stepson's body. What Charlie doesn't know is that his stepdad has invited his best friend over to join in the fun. "Do you want me to suck your cock?" Mr. Anderson asks. Charlie does want it, so Mr. Skye kneels and sucks the lad's dick.

"Do you want me to fuck you?" Mr. Anderson asks. Charlie gets on the bed doggy style. After a couple of minutes, Mr. Anderson pulls out. "Oh please, don't stop," Charlie begs. Mr. Skye slips his dick in without either man saying a word. "Oh, thank you, Daddy, your dick feels so good." It should Charlie, it's quite a bit bigger than your stepfather's dick. It's nine fucking inches!

Sammy always has a good time when his step uncle comes to stay. Uncle Joe is a lot of fun, but step brother Aaron always feels that the younger Sammy always gets the lion's share of their uncle's attention. Aaron walks into the bedroom to see his step uncle kissing Sammy, so he asks if he can join in. 

"Why don't you just stand there and watch for a while" uncle Joe says, "I'll tell you when it's your turn." While Sammy gulps his uncle's big cock, Joe says, "You've always been my favourite." Then Joe bends the lad over and fucks him right in front of Aaron. Does Aaron every get his turn? Yeah, it's coming.

Mr. Anderson is sitting on the couch working on his laptop when his son arrives looking for some money so he can hang out at the mall with his friends. "If you want some money, you should get a job after school," Anderson says. Charlie cuddles up beside his stepfather saying, "There's must be something I can do."

When his stepfather makes a move for the lad's crotch, Kevin jumps off the couch. Mr. Anderson says, "I think you should take those shorts off." And the stepson quips back, "Maybe you should give me $10 for these shorts."

Remember last week when Bishop Angus was helping his son try on his new school clothes? Well Barron Angus made a new friend at school and they're horsing around in the living room. Dublin Grey is teaching Barron how to do sit-ups and push-ups. Mr. Angus enters the room and gets around to encouraging Dublin to take off his pants, claiming that he wants to see the lad's jockstrap. 

Before you know it, Mr. Angus has Dublin sitting on the arm of the sofa and he's encouraging his stepson to lick his friend's balls. After gulping his friend's big cock, Barron gets down on his hands and knees on the sofa, then Mr. Angus tell Dublin to fuck his stepson. Then Angus gets down on the sofa beside Barron with his ass arched in the air. He looks at Dublin holding his big hard-on and asks, "You wanna fuck me and my boy?"

Mr. Angus and his stepson are sitting on the couch having a talk. "So you're heading back to school," he says, adding, "It's going to be sad not having you around all day." He asks Mark if his mother got him some new clothes for school, then he suggests that he should probably try them on. His stepfather even gets him to strip naked to try on a new pair of boxers. Then the old man gives his stepson's crotch a grope. "Does that feel good?" he asks.

Growing Pains in a brand new series that launched at Family Dick this week. It’s natural for young men to look up to the men in their lives, to want to follow in their footsteps. The first scene is called I Want To Be A Doctor One Day and features a stepson asking his physician stepfather about a future in medicine. His sexy stepdad is only too happy to give him his first lessons in anatomy, starting with his big daddy dick.

Mr. Angus sees his stepson running around trying to get ready for school. So this kind and generous stepdad tells the lad to take it easy, "I'll drive you to school." Max breathes a sigh of relief. But it's short lived because Angus has an ulterior motive. 

Angus is horny and wants his stepson to service his cock. And now with extra time on his hands, Max can do just that. He doesn't mind, though, he's had his stepfather's big hairy cock down his throat before. And now he's going to get it up his ass.

Now with over 55 videos, Family Dick continues to thrill us with the beginning of a brand new series. They Grow Up So Fast explores more dirty stepfathers teaching their stepsons about sex. In Finding the Hole, this lad is patching his bicycle tire in the garage when his stepfather arrives offering to help. He sits behind the lad and wraps his arms around him to teach him how to run the tire through a bowl of soapy water to find the leak. The old man sees that his stepson is popping a boner in his shorts; he decides it time to teach him about finding another kind of hole.

Ethan is out on date and his stepfather George is a little worried, his stepson hasn't had much dating experience. When Ethan returns home he's broken hearted, things didn't go well and the guys didn't click. Too bad because Ethan really liked this guy. George consoles his stepson and kisses Ethan's neck. And before long the pair are stripping out of their clothes and making out on the couch.

When Mr. Armstrong arrives home from work he finds the house is a mess and his stepson and nephew are playing video games. Now he has a dilemma: he was horny and had planned an after-work play session, but he needs the house cleaned too. Mr. Armstrong has an easy solution: he has the lads pull straws. One is stuck cleaning the house while his stepfather fucks the other.