Visit Guys In Sweatpants
Image Credit: Guys In Sweatpants, Posted 30 Nov 2018
I'm not thrilled with this week's update on Guys in Sweatpants. It features porn star Paris Pierce. Meh. I don't have anything in particular against Paris, although admittedly he's not my cup of tea. I've been a fan of GIS because it features mostly amateurs, first-timers, or up-and-comers and tends to stay away from porn stars. But there have been a few like Trevor Laster, JJ Knight, Brandon Evans, and others. Still, I've always felt that GIS's strongest point is the cast of fresh faces and cocks that haven't been plastered all over Pornland.
Visit Extra Big Dicks
Image Credit: Extra Big Dicks, Posted 27 Nov 2018
As kinks go, I'm not talking about folks who don't care about cock size. I mean attraction to small dicks because they're small. Sometimes a big cock going along for the visual ride is important for comparison's sake.
And, if this is a part of the kink, then also for humiliation's sake. Possibly this was formed by some innate kink or some spontaneous kink creation from being teased in the locker room. Meanwhile, some folks have zero humiliation factor and they just are what they are.
And some folks are what they are because of the deleterious effects of steroids. Though a stereotype about bodybuilders at least some of that is due to the size a cock will seem when it's flanked by giant muscular thighs. And possibly a self-selection in which small-dicked guys compensate for a condition they perceive as not good enough.
Or little cocks are just the right mix of cute and sexy, especially when they blast out full or oversized loads.
Visit Retro Males
Image Credit: Retro Males, Posted 26 Nov 2018
I know I should be focused on all the big, thick cock happening here. But I can't stop looking at the mutton chops. They are such a choice, more common at the time, but still a style stand out. But they do have a practical purpose.
When a guy shot all over his face, the mutton chops could stop some of the load from dripping onto the ugly shag carpeting or ugly bedspread or ugly couch. So really, those mutton chops are doing important work in this situation. I'm sure that's why many professional wrestlers sport mutton chops even today. Very practical when you're cocksucking your way to the top.
Now if my eyes stray from the mutton chops, I do see some timeless, classic cock here. Long, thick cock on handsome, fit guys. Some of these fellas even qualify as sultry. This is a good thing.
Visit Twinks In Shorts
Image Credit: Twinks In Shorts, Posted 19 Nov 2018
This week Twinks in Shorts released a scene featuring gay porn star Denis Reed who was killed in May 2016 in a motorcycle accident. Reed was 31 years old. I don't know about you, but it always seems weird to me, maybe even a little distasteful, when a studio releases videos of performers who have passed away. I'm not sure why I shudder over this because Hollywood does it all the time. Apparently there are enough unpublished Michael Jackson songs in the vault to keep his grandchildren stocked in tunes -- and revenue -- for years to come. But I even find that creepy.
Visit Bait Buddies
Image Credit: Bait Buddies, Posted 18 Nov 2018
Do you remember Joe Parker? He was a sexy furball who appeared in Pornland for a couple of years earlier in this decade, then he just quietly disappeared. This week Parker has filmed his second comeback scene with Bait Buddies; he made his debut on the site back in September, which was his first scene in five years. He plays the gay bait and it's his job to see how far straight Latino guy Jacob will go when it comes to guy-on-guy sex.
As usual, Caruso, the producer, breaks the news to the guys that the girl who they were supposed to fuck couldn't make it, but Parker already knows this. However, there's still a way they can save the shoot and make some cash. Jacob says he isn't interested in sucking Parker's dick; however, when the producer offers double the money, not only is Jacob giving Joe head, but he's bending over and taking it up the butt.
Visit Retro Males
Image Credit: Retro Males, Posted 16 Nov 2018
When crafting your résumé, remember that action verbs are important. Jacking is an action verb so you should work it in. Like "Highly experienced at jacking under tight deadlines for large groups" or "Recognized with a silver medal in the West Tallahassee Professional Jacking Championships" (which is most effective if your potential supervisor is the gold medal winner.
Posing is also an important skill, like flexing your muscles while at the refrigerator or during a presentation to a potential client. This is best done shirtless in dramatic lighting. I said action verbs didn't I?
As for sucking, you need to be careful to be clear you're talking about sucking cock, not sucking at something. So "Excellent at sucking cock while taking minutes at a board meeting" is a yes. But "Sucking at making cock bored for minutes at a meeting" is a no.
Visit Family Dick
Image Credit: Family Dick, Posted 16 Nov 2018
I've been a fan of Family Dick ever since the site debuted in Pornland in September 2017. It's scenes have always snuggled up to the line, even hugged it, but never crossed it. I've found their scenarios titillating, exciting, and of course, dirty. They often feel like we're watching something we shouldn't. So what's the problem?
This week in Do You Measure Up? porn performer Wesley Woods is making his debut on Family Dick. I don't have a problem with Woods per se, but one of Family Dick's strengths has always been that the guys they cast in their scenes are largely newcomers, second-stringers, or guys who are just making a name for themselves. Their lack of notoriety helps sell the scene because I don't have to imagine that Wesley Woods is someone's stepbrother.
I'm forever hitting up the marketing guy of Family Dick's marketing company and asking, "Who's that dark-haired guy in the latest scene?" And he invariably says, "I don't know, he's new. I don't even think he has a name yet." That's what makes Family Dick hot for me -- underexposed men and virtual unknowns.
Visit Latin Loads
Image Credit: Latin Loads, Posted 16 Nov 2018
Are you a fan of Treasure Island Media? How about Latin men, do they turn your crank? Today's your lucky day because TIM has just launched a brand new site called Latin Loads. Named after their hugely popular DVD series by the same name, the site is packed with hung Latino guys stroking their bones and unloading their nuts.
But wait, there's more. TIM has been in the studio filming new hardcore sucking and fucking scenes and they've already uploaded 20 of them to the site. Did you see the DVD Latin Ass Breeders? Well, those scenes are waiting for you too. In all, there are 50 videos (30 solos and 20 hardcore) and the site is adding a new one every two weeks. Here are some of the guys from the latest additions.
Visit Fore-Skin
Image Credit: Fore-Skin, Posted 15 Nov 2018
You want to say clothes. I know you want to say clothes. Or maybe strict public nudity laws. Or cold weather. No and no and no.
Rather an exhibitionist's worst enemy is the elimination of taboos about nudity/public sexual behavior. Now societal taboos have a purpose. Even if seemingly tied to some repulsive Puritanism you're against, a taboo against public nudity may make your commute on public transportation more predictable and, well, sanitary.
But once the shock is taken away, there is no shock to pursue. Then what would exhibitionism be? Maybe a competition on who can wear the most clothes at once and remain very still doing nothing remotely sexual. Hot!
Visit Bentley Race
Image Credit: Bentley Race, Posted 15 Nov 2018
Tate Ryder retired from porn filming back in 2013. He filmed with some of the biggest studios at the time, and for a while, he and Trenton Ducati were lovers. Then Ryder was done and headed back home to Australia.
It's been five years since his last scene and it seems fitting that he makes his comeback scene with the studio that started him off. Ryder filmed with Bentley Race in 2011, and now seven years later, he's back. "I'm glad we could pull him away from his busy training and modelling career to get in on a new scene with us," says site owner Ben.
Visit Next Door Studios
Image Credit: Next Door Studios, Posted 13 Nov 2018
Next Door Studios is doing it's part this November to raise awareness of men's health with a month-long campaign to help raise funds. The studio has released a new scene called November Check with Markie More and Dacotah Red and all proceeds from the scene will be donated towards "the cause," which was unnamed in their press release.
"We can make a difference in men's health by drawing attention to prostate and testicular cancers as well as mental health and suicide prevention," says director Rocco Fallon. "If we can help even ONE guy to go get checked out or to support someone who might need help finding their voice, then we have succeeded."
Visit My Straight Buddy
Image Credit: My Straight Buddy, Posted 12 Nov 2018
Remember My Straight Buddy? The site was hugely popular a few years ago and it featured real Marines in naked horseplay and a whole lot more. Wrestling and fighting, naked beer pong, streaking, and these military studs experimented too. The site had to go incognito when some of the USMC higher-ups caught wind of it. It's been a long time since we've seen a new video, but this week the site released a new scene and promises to keep them coming.
Visit Falcon Studios
Image Credit: Falcon Studios, Posted 9 Nov 2018
Well that didn't take long, did it? Can I call it or what? Last week, Naked Sword Original debuted Ryan Rose's last scene beginning the porn star's retirement. Not even a week later, Falcon Studios is updating their site with a scene from MXXX The Hardest Ride featuring Ryan Rose and Pheonix Fellington. It's not a new video, but it's a recycled scene that was released last year. And so it begins: the trail of Ryan Rose previously-released scenes to milk Pornland of every last nickel and dime until Rose is ready to return for his comeback scene.
Visit Public BF Videos
Image Credit: Public BF Videos, Posted 8 Nov 2018
I'm not a huge sports fan but if it's a team of naked guys, I'll be there cheering, however one cheers with a cock in one's mouth. Possibly by holding up one's fingers in a "We're #1!" gesture. Though that's also a challenge if holding a cock in each hand.
This is when I remind myself that a guy being naked in public isn't an invitation to be touched, nor is a guy being naked in your bedroom or in a bathhouse. Consent is always necessary.
Like the guy jacking off standing nude on the trail has consent with himself to do exactly what he's doing, including posing for the camera. Maybe he's on his own private property at his giant rural compound so nobody can stumble along and see him. Or maybe he's in a public park and is about to be caught by a Park Ranger. Either way is sort of a win.
Visit Jason Sparks Live
Image Credit: Jason Sparks Live, Posted 6 Nov 2018
Logan Carter and Riley Ross have been signed by Jason Sparks Live as the site's two new exclusives and they appear in their first scene together. It's a two-parter that was filmed in Atlanta and it's a passionate session. Logan is the handsome bearded stud with the shoulder tattoo and Riley is the dark-haired, cute furball who gets fucked in the first episode. Does Riley fuck Logan in part two? We'll see.