Flashback: Naked with Movie Star Looks

So he totally never was a movie star. But he completely looks like a combination of Montgomery Clift, Guy Madison, Fernando Lamas, and a random hustler at a Hollywood dive bar in 1964.

He may have gotten some bit parts of movies and television. There's really no easy way to figure that out. But since he has leading man looks, I figure he was an absolutely horrible actor, maybe with a voice that didn't at all jibe with his looks.

Or maybe he ended up as a kept boy for some Hollywood exec. That ass is damn pretty.

Oh wait, now I recognize him. He was an extra in that episode of Star Trek in which Captain Kirk's shirt ripped and Spock said something brutally honest and Uhura sat there without enough lines because it was 1960s TV.

His stage name was John Anus Candy (which seems obscene but it wasn't pronounced like it was spelled). And he was a security officer and escorted some prisoners while his penis was hanging out and he was smiling huge.

Then the rest of the episode, he slicked his hair back with Dippity-Do and sat on the toilet while masturbating. Give that guy an Emmy.

See i want him to have been a successful actor so much I am reduced to manufacturing a past for him. Well, if his visage made me think of all this, I guess either he was communicating something through the photos as an actually talented actor would, or I can find magic in the mundane.

Either way, he looks extra good.

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