Public Exposure: Casually Fucking Naked

Erections don't disqualify someone's nudity from being casual. Ironically, neither would wearing a bow tie. Though Chippendales dancers who take their jobs super seriously may disagree.

The guy bathed in the flashbulb light goes unnoticed by the crowd partying in the parking lot. Or maybe they all noticed him and just think to themselves: "Oh, it's naked Patrick again. Whatever. Time for more beer! And less panties!"

The folks on the train seem to not give a damn either. Maybe there are several other naked people in the same train car just out of frame so the clothed people are outnumbered. Or they just assume it's performance art. And they don't want to give the artist the satisfaction of appearing shocked.

It's like when I saw Michael Douglas walking down the street being fawned upon by shocked celebrity lovers. I pointedly walked right past, ignoring him. I'm sure he was crushed.

The naked guy on the bridge would appear simply shirtless to anyone seeing him from behind. As the bridge blocks his ass. I know when I'm caught naked in public and don't even have a towel, I try to hide myself with several tons of steel. That has the added benefit of deterring Superman's X-ray vision. And being peeped on by Superman is a common concern. He's infamous. Or maybe I'm thinking of Michael Douglas.

Okay, so perhaps the guy with the full erection in the parking lot is about to sign his marriage license so does see this as a formal occasion. He just happens to do most things naked and with an erection. And why should marriage be any different?

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