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This selfie dude is a bearded miracle with a huge (what do you call it?) underwear budget. He's like if that guy you've seen at the gym who's in great shape starts going to the gym. Then takes a secret door and goes to the gym within the gym. The one that you use to turn you body into a ten.

Maybe I've had dick on the brain, but I just got that Chaturbate is a play on Chat and Masturbate. Despite the hoards of naked guys chatting and masturbating on Chaturbate (both show-offs and watchers), I'd thought it was a site about guys from Chattanooga who ate a lot while wearing turbans. Which I'm totally still right about that, except all those guys from Chattanooga are also masturbating.

Happy 20th scene to Ricky! He first appeared on Maskurbate in 2006. Here, he returns to Montreal's Stock Bar stage where he first started stripping 10 years ago. He puts on a special performance for the Maskurbate cameras, showing his smooth muscular body and that massive uncut cock that made him so popular.

Peek-a-boo goes both ways. As in "look at my dick, ass, bulge, etc." or "I'm peeking at your dick, ass, bulge, etc." And believe me, the "etc." is the best part of a man. I love sneaking a peek at a guy's "etc." and if I'm really brazen, then begging to suck it. I'm a total grammar whore.

Cock tease guys get a bad rap. Flirting but not delivering. Well fuck that because flirting is where it's at. And sometimes flirting means whipping your cock out to get another guy's cock going in his pants. Or flashing your ass. Your hot muscular fuckable, hard pumping ass.

Blake Barnes didn't sign up to do an dildo solo for Straight Fraternity, so he's a little surprised to walk into the room and see an array of toys lined up. But Blake is open minded enough to try and starts by trying a dildo the size of his dick. He can't get it all in so he switches to a short butt plug. That's a bit too wide, too. Blake settles for a small set of anal beads which help him achieve the best orgasm he's ever had, laid back jerking off.

Tyler Jenkins only lost his virginity two years ago and has only ever had five partners. Inexperienced bi guys are quite the turn on and Blake Mason definitely thinks he'll be popular. With a big 8 inch uncut cock and a toned, tattooed body, Tyler is pretty damn hot. He strips off, lies back and plays with his meat until he explodes a load of cum onto his stomach.

Take all the hot guys you've seen by the end of a day, strip them all down and shove them into your computer. And that's Chaturbate. Oh yeah, also wrap each guy's hands around his cock. Then match each guy stroke for stroke. It's like those metronomes used to time music. Because masturbation is music.

Let's break it down together. Here's what I want about each of these guys. But first, sure, I found each with a mouse click. Yet beyond the visual, they are well more than a mouse click away in real life. To find them in the flesh, I'd have to put out some sort of homosexual Amber Alert that would beam each pic to every cellphone in the United States (assuming these guys are even in the U.S.). Then folks could come forward as being or knowing each guy. And then I could get what I want. Totally feasible.

Although Mike is bisexual he confesses he is a lot more picky towards men. Most of the time Mike can be found in the gym pumping his 22 year old body to build muscle. This is his first porn debut and Maskurbate were excited to have him naked in front of the camera for the first time.

There's currently no shortage of dick. Fifty years from now (or maybe sooner), when there's a drastic shortage of clean air and water and both will become commodities with profits going to mega-corporations, there will still be no shortage of dick. And no shortage of desire for dick. Meaning, you can look forward to a world where you pay for clean air and water with cock. Now why isn't this the lead story on the evening news?

Miguel Estevez is Bel Ami Online's latest new model. He's got classic Mediterranean good looks with his dark hair and dreamy brown eyes. Miguel is uncut like nearly every Bel Ami model. His first scene is a solo. Miguel poses, showing his amazing abs and biceps. No doubt his first sex scene will be incredible and we're looking forward to sharing it when we get our hands on the material!

Athletic Olympus star Jimmy Slavich loves playing with his thick cut cock a lot. He sits in a chair at COLT Studio and begins to stroke. His hands wander around his body as he pleasures himself, his hole being one of his favorite erogenous zones. Jimmy produces a nice fist full of hot white spunk.

Latin Boyz first discovered 18 year old Blade at a charity car wash with his top off in the sunshine. They knew they had to have him. They can be forgiven for assuming he was straight. Everything about him says straight; the tattoos and that masculine attitude. But actually, Blade is gay. He strips off and shows his slender latin body and enormous uncut cock, then jerks off and unloads over his lean abs.

Check out my cock! No, how dare you check out my cock! Check out my bulge, my ass, my everything! Don't look at me!

I officially cannot tell when someone wants to be checked out or not. It's like the next level of not being able to tell if a guy is gay or not. Not that a guy being gay is a requirement to be able to get off on staring or sneaking a glance at him. Even before the whole metrosexual thing, gaydar got really confused at some point in the '80s when straight guys got into hair gel. That's my theory.