Hot Guys & Naked Men Blog

Take all the hot guys you've seen by the end of a day, strip them all down and shove them into your computer. And that's Chaturbate. Oh yeah, also wrap each guy's hands around his cock. Then match each guy stroke for stroke. It's like those metronomes used to time music. Because masturbation is music.

Let's break it down together. Here's what I want about each of these guys. But first, sure, I found each with a mouse click. Yet beyond the visual, they are well more than a mouse click away in real life. To find them in the flesh, I'd have to put out some sort of homosexual Amber Alert that would beam each pic to every cellphone in the United States (assuming these guys are even in the U.S.). Then folks could come forward as being or knowing each guy. And then I could get what I want. Totally feasible.

Although Mike is bisexual he confesses he is a lot more picky towards men. Most of the time Mike can be found in the gym pumping his 22 year old body to build muscle. This is his first porn debut and Maskurbate were excited to have him naked in front of the camera for the first time.

There's currently no shortage of dick. Fifty years from now (or maybe sooner), when there's a drastic shortage of clean air and water and both will become commodities with profits going to mega-corporations, there will still be no shortage of dick. And no shortage of desire for dick. Meaning, you can look forward to a world where you pay for clean air and water with cock. Now why isn't this the lead story on the evening news?

Miguel Estevez is Bel Ami Online's latest new model. He's got classic Mediterranean good looks with his dark hair and dreamy brown eyes. Miguel is uncut like nearly every Bel Ami model. His first scene is a solo. Miguel poses, showing his amazing abs and biceps. No doubt his first sex scene will be incredible and we're looking forward to sharing it when we get our hands on the material!

Athletic Olympus star Jimmy Slavich loves playing with his thick cut cock a lot. He sits in a chair at COLT Studio and begins to stroke. His hands wander around his body as he pleasures himself, his hole being one of his favorite erogenous zones. Jimmy produces a nice fist full of hot white spunk.

Latin Boyz first discovered 18 year old Blade at a charity car wash with his top off in the sunshine. They knew they had to have him. They can be forgiven for assuming he was straight. Everything about him says straight; the tattoos and that masculine attitude. But actually, Blade is gay. He strips off and shows his slender latin body and enormous uncut cock, then jerks off and unloads over his lean abs.

Check out my cock! No, how dare you check out my cock! Check out my bulge, my ass, my everything! Don't look at me!

I officially cannot tell when someone wants to be checked out or not. It's like the next level of not being able to tell if a guy is gay or not. Not that a guy being gay is a requirement to be able to get off on staring or sneaking a glance at him. Even before the whole metrosexual thing, gaydar got really confused at some point in the '80s when straight guys got into hair gel. That's my theory.

Open minded straight guy Alexander Xavier doesn't mind getting his nice cock out. After a scene went pear-shaped on Men of Montreal with a scene partner absent, Xavier managed to pull off an incredible solo in the shower that will have your mouth hanging for a taste.

Island Studs new model Hugo gets FULLY nude on a Hawaiian beach and gets his cock hard. He's a straight guy and pretty much an exhibitionist too. Hugo has some Italian heritage, you can kinda tell by that sexy moustache. Check out his full scene, including Hugo taking a piss on Island Studs.

Who's the genius who made "abs" just one letter different then "ass"? Because when I see tight abs, I think how it can give a guy really good control of his core while he humps, and pumps and jacks and all those things guys do. Core strength is so important. Wouldn't want a guy to strain his lower back while he's being a slut. That would be a shame. I'm very focused on slut health.

Chest muscles. Arm muscles. Ab muscles. Leg muscles. Am I leaving anything out? Oh yeah, cock muscles. A bit harder to work out your cock at the gym. There's no bench press for cocks. But I bet one of those cable machines could be hooked up to the cock muscle and the guy could lift some weight just by getting hard.

One cock, two cock, red cock, blue cock. Yes, when I see the grid of Chaturbate cams (and for some peculiar reason I go right to the Male section) the guys start to blend together like a teeming mass of hot flesh in every combination. It's like a perverted and quirky Dr. Seuss illustration, though with a heavy emphasis on skin tones rather than psychedelic colors. It's a stud variety pack.

This is hung Waikiki lifeguard and surfer Darren's second Island Studs naked football shoot with his hung buddy Shawn! Both guys are straight, but they don't mind letting all their junk hang free and indulge us in a spot of perving under the hot Hawaiian sun. Not only is this scene a joy for big college cock lovers but ass and crack fanatics will enjoy some meaty college butt too!

Gentlemen, meet Adam. A very handsome, ripped-to-fuck guy sent us an email asking if we'd kindly share his YouTube channel with y'all. Oh go on then Adam, as you've clearly spent a lot of time on those huge muscles. Adam is a bodybuilder and sells his flexing videos on his own site, FlexBeach.com. We hope Adam makes a few fans out of us sharing this with you!