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Tall, dark, handsome. Sounds like we're describing a prince. 24 year old bisexual Prince Sayed is a stunning Arab man with a donkey-dick, and he's at UK Naked Men to indulge his exhibitionistic side. Unlike the majority of men at UK Naked Men, he's cut. But they let that slide because the rest of the package is so enticing. He shows off his beautiful ass in a jockstrap and then works a pink dildo up his succulent hole!

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Maskurbate's owner invites a few friends over for a housewarming party. Special guest Brad, who helped Maskurbate move recently, decides to play a prank on drunk Yvon. Maskurbate suggests that he shoots his load into a glass and tops it up with his favourite wine. Standing naked in the kitchen, muscular and ripped Brad gets hard and jerks his cock until he shoots, catching it all in the glass and following through with Maskurbate's prank!

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Hate to break it to all the folks with stereotypical views of guys who like guys but not all cocks are truly tempting. Some are forgettable, annoying, insincere, dull, confusing, disturbing and lazy. And they piss all over the toilet seat. But others are amazingly tempting. And it's mostly because of the man behind the cock. How he carries himself. How he wields it. How he baits the hook.

At Fucker Mate, Cuban hunk Hugo Arenas debuts in his first scene. The hung, uncut, masculine guy is wearing nylon shorts, showing the outline of his bulging cock beautifully. Armpit lovers will really appreciate the closeup shot of Hugo's pit. He exhumes masculinity and has a deep, dark look in his eyes.

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I'm totally over baggy fucking clothes on folks. Hell, there's even a thing called drop crotch pants, those horrible semi-sweat pants where the crotch goes halfway to the knees. And not because the dick goes halfway to the knees. Or maybe it does because without any fabric clinging anywhere near it, who the fuck knows?

And I want to know.

Cameras are everywhere. And there are always hot guys at least somewhere. Now I am always a math genius so I know that everywhere times somewhere equals an unending supply of beautifully random hot guyness. And for this we must all be thankful.

So when you're doing your gratefulness diary (like Oprah demanded everyone start doing several years ago, so step to it!), remember that random hot guys should always be numbers one to five on your list of five things to be grateful for each day.

British actor Nicholas Hoult is best known for starring in About A Boy. All grown up, he's a handsome man. Here he is at Tabloid Men in various underwear shots from on-screen performances. Who could resist an ass that nice in tight white underwear?

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Arrest these men for Class A Felony of Public Hunkiness. And warn them that even the commission of Private Hunkiness is a misdemeanor (ironically because hunkiness technically should be shared).

The reason why it is a felony in public though is because of all the societal problems it creates. It's distracting to drivers and even pedestrians or just people standing around or working somewhere. Like if the guy in the white shorts who apparently possesses the elusive Bubble Butt Gene would kill someone in the wrong situation.

Hot little stud Ariel Varga is stroking his long, uncut cock at You Love Jack. The smooth-chested twink has long legs which he stretches out to get comfortable on the couch. He edges his dick closer and closer, losing more and more clothes as he goes along. When he's ready to blow, he unleashes a thick, white load all over his smooth tight belly. He looks at the camera with his beautiful blue eyes as he sits satisfied with his performance.

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Do you know what a porn equivalency is? Einstein discovered the equation for it early last century. I think it was e equals mc hammer. Or squared or cubed or diced or something. Physics is confusing.

I'll clarify the concept layman's terms, since not everyone can understand genius equations like me (a certified genius because I sent away for a genius certification with a form I found in the back of a comic book).

Oh, you didn't think jocks are working out just to look good for others, did you? Nope, they big time want to turn on the most important person in their little jock worlds. Themselves. Quality mirror/selfie time is a key part of any jock's day, just like a balanced breakfast.

Amateur Aussie porn sensation Bentley Race met up with his 'straight mate' Tom Lucas in Melbourne. If only we all had so many straight mates! Tom is 21 years old and, after showing off some ball tricks, the personal trainer that works in a Melbourne gym, strips naked on Bentley's favourite rooftop, eventually leaving just his shoes on.

Back in Bentley's bedroom Tom puts on a porno and starts jerking himself off while Bentley takes some snaps and records the action with his video camera. Tom also takes some selfies, which are pretty hot! It's fun watching Tom have fun with his uncut Aussie cock. I wonder how many of his PT clients get extras!

Ethan White has a big, beautiful uncut cock -- it's a damned shame that he has to suck himself. He should have cocksuckers lined up down the street waiting to wrap their lips around his delicious dick -- and maybe he does -- but for now, in this Hard Brit Lads video, he throws his legs over his head and licks and gold fishes his glistening cock head. Come inside and see more.

Bel Ami Online updates with the first ever photo set of Kinky Angels rising new porn star Helmut Huxley, and what a stunning young man he is! He has a fantastically long cock and a beautiful smile. Our guess is that Helmut will be paired with big exclusive names such as Kevin Warhol, Jim Kerouac, or Florian Nemec in future updates, but we'll have keep our eyes peeled to find out!

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Eye contact is everything. As in eye to bulge. Eye to ass. Eye to feet. Eye to muscles. Eye to man. Sure, it's tough to flirt when what you're looking at can't return your gaze. So that's why you need to gussy up on your gay psychic abilities.