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There's a new baseball player in town and Gay Hoopla are really hoping he's a catcher when it comes to that amazing ass of his. Meet Jimmy Bona, Gay Hoopla's most recent feature model. He's in his baseball attire to begin his photo shoot, but loses his top to expose his incredible body with beautiful abs. When he's just down to his jock, we get a glimpse of that voluptuous smooth ass!

More jocks naked and showing their amazing asses at Gay Hoopla!

Here are some fabulous tips to help you stay cool this weekend. Do all of them!

Butch translation: "Here's a bunch of things to help you keep cool this weekend. Do some of them if you want, bro."

In the grand opposite tradition of Jonny McGovern's Look at Huh web series (part of the Hey Qween! empire), I present Look at Him. Because Jonny would want it that way.

So in Look at Huh, he gets people's reactions (shady or nice) to people they know. I don't know any of these guys (damn it) but I'll pretend I do because pretending is fun. Going top row, left to right, etc.

This is Abraham, a tall, athletic young guy with a beautiful muscular body, tasteful tattoos, beefy ass, and a big thick cock. Abraham is modelling for Sean Cody to proudly show off his body and bask in the appreciation we're bound to have for this handsome fella. Abraham's dick stands up nicely when he's hard, and glistens with baby oil.

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Rugged straight lad Cherokee hasn't blown his load for a couple of days. After getting no pussy, he's gone to Straight Naked Thugs to make a little cash as he strokes his massive, veiny shaft. His dick throbs as he plays with it. To please the director even more, Cherokee puts a finger in his straight boy ass. His swinging balls are relieved when he blows a nice big load!

More genuinely straight guys making cash!

If you had to pick hot body or hot dick on a guy, which would you go for? And if you're a top and don't so much care about a guy's dick, then I guess you bypass the thought puzzle and go directly to asshole heaven. Which is figure is what heaven's like for tops: one big asshole.

But yeah, otherwise you may be in a pickle of a quandary of a dilemma. Because you have to choose. And face is an independent parameter. He can be super gorgeous perfect facially but then either the dick or body is total shit.

Ginger guy Aubrey did his first JO video at Chaos Men a couple of weeks ago. He actually brought his boyfriend along, and while he showed interested in doing some porn filming, Aubrey was the only one who actually did the deed. He was into doing some oral sex, so the site hooked him up with Noah, who was happy to be playing with another gay guy for a change. And these two open their scene with some scrumptious kissing to get their dicks bone hard.

19 year old Justin Evans from Poland has already been on the site when Bentley Race was travelling Europe a couple of years back with his mate Zac. Bentley is back in Europe and organised to meet Justin Evans for another hot scene. Awesome! This time around, Justin is looking a lot more buff, and that ass is particularly more of a bubble. Justin shows off in and out of his sports gear, working it for Bentley's camera.

More Bentley Race playing and filming his mates!

Privacy advocates and some everyday folks are pretty pissed about Google Glass and the like. Some businesses have banned Google Glass (which I want to call Google Glasses because it's nerdier) because seeing someone in them who may or may not be taking your picture freaks out some customers. They can't do much about actually hidden cameras, but totally visible ones right on your face they can.

Hey, dude! Check out this dude cock, dude! Then let's go to the sports game that involves teams and balls and points. Or maybe a puck. Then let's have light beers, dude! Did I do a good job passing for a dude just now?

The light beer thing killed it. Dudes don't care about carbs. They just want to get wasted and flash cock. Or probably. I mean, obviously I have no idea.

Surfer Shane is posing with his massive 10" dick for Island Studs on a popular surf beach in Hawaii. He jerks his monster cock and shows off his beautiful body with lean abs and a hairless virgin ass. After shooting his load, Shane showers off lathering his body with soap and cleaning his cock. Shane pisses in the shower for a bit of extra fun!

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Yellow means pee and yellow means caution. Such as: "Someone is going to pee on you! Caution!" And now, yellow also means ass. Neon yellow. Mustard yellow. Canary yellow. And the ultimate: ass yellow. Because it's like a traffic signal blinking at you. Ass! Ass! Ass!

I highly recommend jumping on the trend. And if you don't think you look good in yellow, then that's great, wear it anyway. More people should wear things they don't think they look good in. We all need a fucking break from trying to look good all the time.

Dean Daniels is a former diver and gymnast, but now it's time to put that athletic body to a new use by showing it off at Straight Fraternity. The handsome guy sits in his specs to begin his audition. He takes some clothes off, different layers at a time to show his lean, fit physique. He gets his dick hard and strokes himself off until he blows a load into his own mouth.

More straight guys doing gay-for-pay porn

Do you have job experience in dick management? Perhaps you've ascended the ranks to be VP of Advanced Dick Management Logistics at a Fortune 500 company. Or maybe you're toiling as a Dick Management Assistant at pawnshop. Either way, you know the importance of dick management skills.

It's a dick party and you're invited! Just remember to pay the cover charge which isn't exactly money but more so a deep level of massive, cock-thirsty homosexual impulses.

Now if you're fresh out of a deep level of massive, cock-thirsty homosexual impulses, then you can either pick some up in the homosexual impulses aisle of the grocery store or by staring at these selfies.