Posted 7 Apr 2015
There are a lot of criteria when it comes to deciding if a guy is suckable or not. Look past the tight body and handsome, devilish face and you'll get to the actual, complete list of suck criteria. This was a long, hard list to come up with and has been tested by a scientist with a Master's degree in Suckology, and a B.S. Rimming with a minor in Philosophy.
And of those, he hasn't used the Philosophy minor for anything except in creating an "I SUCK THEREFORE I AM" t-shirt.
So what is the scientifically-tested list of suck criteria?
Posted 6 Apr 2015
Among all the voyeuristic joys available in locker rooms, jock ass is in the top two. If you count each cheek as a number, then ass is number two and three. So what else is on the list?
Number one is dick. Or technically number one is the phone number of the guy with the dick you want, but that requires conversation, not pure voyeurism. Then we have ass and ass. Followed by chest, feet, foreskin, jockstraps, pissing, sucking, ejaculation and now I've lost track because the locker room has devolved into a fucking orgy. Or at least the hope of that is what goes through my mind whenever I'm in a locker room.
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Image Credit: Spunk Worthy, Posted 6 Apr 2015
"Hell yeah!", was Tory's response when he was invited by Spunk Worthy to do a massage video after his first scene. He was so keen to do more! Tory admits he's a little curious about hooking up with guys but nobody anticipated he'd be this open to new things. His massage inevitably ends up with fingers touching his hole, but he doesn't even flinch. The massager puts his finger inside Tory's hole and pulls out a butt plug which only makes Tory's dick even harder. Given the reaction, out comes a thick 8 inch dildo, and on all fours with his hole in the air, Tory gets penetrated by the toy and he moans with pure ecstasy. After a bit of ass-work Tory flips back over to get his happy ending!
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Image Credit: Fucker Mate, Posted 5 Apr 2015
Where's that damned fairy godmother when you need her to transport a sexy Latin hunk like Viktor Rom into your bedroom? I don't know much about this new Fuckermate discovery. He's good looking with a sexy beard, he's packing a very well-built body, and he's got a huge bulging cock between his legs, with foreskin too, this hunk is my dreamboat of the week. And while his cock is pretty big, it's not unmanageable. He's making his debut in a jack-off video, but hopefully we'll soon be seeing him stuffing his hooded monster in some lucky bottom's ass. Come inside this post to see more of this beautiful hunk.
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Image Credit: Active Duty, Posted 3 Apr 2015
22 year old Californian stud, Nate stands only 5ft7 tall and weights 180 lbs. He's a little nervous about doing his first scene for Active Duty and you can tell when he introduces himself to the camera. Mike does his best to make him feel comfortable. Nate ditches his shirt and unzips his jeans. His tattoos are on show and he rubs his smooth bare chest down his stomach and into his pants. He pulls out his cock and starts to play. Once he's taken off his jeans he begins his jerk-off routine and plays with his hole a little. Will Nate return to Active Duty for some anal penetration in the future?
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Image Credit: Chaturbate, Posted 3 Apr 2015
How can you tell an amateur cock from a professional one? The amateur one does whatever the hell it wants. The professional one has a script to follow. However loose, it's still a script. And Chaturbate, with the exception of moonlighting porn actors, is chock full of amateur cock.
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Image Credit: Bentley Race, Posted 1 Apr 2015
Dave Circus is remarkably masculine for a guy that has a Lady Gaga song title tattooed around his collar. In his recent Bentley Race scene there's no lack of shots of the Hungarian stud's pits as he parades around in front of the camera in Aussiebum 'Speedos'. Unfortunately, it seems Dave is packing something of monster, and I don't mean its size. Dave's foreskin looks uncomfortably deformed and when it's resting back it looks fucking ugly!
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Image Credit: Hard Brit Lads, Posted 1 Apr 2015
In his debut scene for Hard Brit Lads, handsome and chiseled bi lad Jason Domino chats about his sexuality, describes himself as versatile and says what he's into. He lifts off his top to reveal his tight abs and toned pecs. Jason rubs his swollen crotch and pulls down his shorts. He whops out his great big, uncut cock and swinging pair of bollocks. Playing with his dick, he squeezes out some precum and rubs it around the head. After showing off a bit more, Jason sits back on the couch and wanks his cock harder and faster until he blows his nut all over his six pack!
Posted 1 Apr 2015
When the urge to expose strikes, the camera comes out. It's an unstoppable urge, like having to pee really, really bad or your urge to swallow right now because I mentioned swallowing.
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Image Credit: Maskurbate, Posted 30 Mar 2015
Maskurbate met Will through a Facebook friend. The owner of the popular masked men site saw a picture of the tall, athletic stud on his wall. Turns out that Will is a very quiet, shy guy and has a girlfriend. Since the work is masked, Maskurbate's owner tries his luck anyway and after some convincing the scene finally gets set up. Will was nervous but he shows off his amazing, muscular body well and finally we get to see his 9 inch dick!
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Image Credit: Chaturbate, Posted 27 Mar 2015
Has staring at some guy's crotch, then looking him straight in the eyes and licking your lips gone completely out of style lately? The odds of getting punched in the face for such a brazen cocksuckerish move (while still intimidating) have never been lower. I don't even see a lot of blatantly hungry crotch watching at my gym, and there are some porn actors who occasionally work out there. And they have crotches with dicks in them and everything!
Posted 26 Mar 2015
It's a Guy Watching first. Check out the guy getting head in the parking garage. He's taking a POV shot of the cocksucker while both of them are getting their photo snapped by a peeper. It's like that Spy vs. Spy comic (minus the black and white pointy hats).
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Image Credit: UK Naked Men, Posted 25 Mar 2015
Brent Taylor is an extra kinky, bi bottom into arse stretching fun. He says to UK Naked Men, "I fuck girls and men fuck me", which is quite a horny, twisted outlook to have. Anally obsessed Brent shows us his hairy arsehole and plays with his foreskin then, on his back, inserts a really big dildo up his masculine ass.
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Image Credit: Hard Brit Lads, Posted 24 Mar 2015
Some men's names should be retired from further use. Let's face it, a name like Thor immediately conjures up images of a blond, Nordic hunk with massive muscles wearing a horned Viking hat and holding a big hammer in his hand. This week Hard Brit Lads introduced us to Thor. He's a dark-haired cage fighter with a chiseled body, and while he's handsome and sexy, he's no Thor. But his hammer is big enough to keep our attention.
Posted 24 Mar 2015
So many guys are total dicks and here's proof. Look at their dicks and understand that's all they are to you. No doing the Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle in bed. No asking how your day was. No spotting you at the gym, even if your bench press is about to go horribly wrong. Nope, they're just dicks. Literally and figuratively.