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Can someone make me an adult-sized man doll toy to play with? Can call it Buff Buddy. Would help if it were alive and all that comes with being alive. 

Like arms to hold me down in position. Pecs to squeeze. Legs to squeeze me. And underwear to "find" in his underwear drawer and perhaps be caught trying on.

Flex has an incredible body. He's at Next Door Ebony for a solo shoot to show off his impeccable muscular physique and huge black cock. He relaxes on a chair completely naked with his monster dick hanging between his legs. Once he's finished showing the camera what an amazing body looks like, he plays with his cock, jerking off until he erupts.

Sergeant Lyle is a tall, lean marine fresh off an extended field training exercise and drops by to rub one out on camera at Straight Off Base. Lyle's got 9 tattoos in total and some are pretty amusing! The sergeant lies back on the bed to pull on his hard cock and slowly stroke it until he busts a nut and leaks out a thick load onto his abs.

Some guys show off accidentally on purpose and you may find yourself accidentally on purpose at the right angle to stare like all hell at them. Also known as winning the beefcake lottery.

Or as a precursor to filing a sexual harassment lawsuit. Whichever.

I'm here to start a movement. Make that two movements. One the movement of hand on dick. The other a movement in which every selfie brings us closer to world peace. 

Then make that mouth on dick too, which is something I politically support because a person with a dick in his mouth cannot speak ill of another. Though he can suck and give the finger to the bachelorette party that peeks down the gay bar alley and witnesses the mouth on dick. And telling bachelorette parties to fuck off really does bring us all closer together.

After a long day of meetings, calls, making important deals, etc. Cooper Adams knows how to relax in solitude at his luxury beachfront home. He opens a beer, loosens his collar and looks out over the beach. Cooper knows that he has to relieve himself at the end of a stressful day and gets naked. His swollen meat gets squeezed firmly and he begins to stroke. His free hand touches his ripped body as he works out the day's stress.

As much as they tout their utility, those trip planning sites just don't offer a Bulge World Tour. And I mean ass bulge, muscular arm bulge, ass bulge, and of course the most important one of all.

Wallet bulge. 

Isn't that what makes jeans bulge out in the front? THat's where I wear my wallet. Meanwhile, I wear my dick in my back pocket. It's complicated.

Hans Berlin is a cheeky Geramn guy. Despite his muscular and masculine appearance, he's a perfect gentleman, warm and gentle. He strips out of his kit and takes off his jockstrap. Bringing it up to his nose, he strokes his hard cock with nothing else on other than his footie socks and trainers. Hans works in porn a lot, but also has a career going and lives in NYC.

Straight guy Karl did his first jack-off video for Spunkworthy back in April. He's 5'8" and 23 years old and he identifies as bi-curious, but he doesn't sound like he's explored any guy-on-guy sex yet. Come inside and see his first massage ever from a guy.

Guys go inside and out. Go go go guys. Preferably with bulging muscles and other things. In a dreamworld with a wet pink shirt.

Because that is so gay. A wet pink shirt gone semi-transparent.

Trend alert: wet pink pants gone semi-transparent. Is that a trend now that I said it? Damn, I'm not a Kardashian so no.

Calvin is just a week away from his 4th bodybuilding competition when he meets Maskurbate's Pascal to do a solo scene. He strips off his clothes to show off his muscular physique and big, hard cock. Calvin is in his peak week and it certainly shows! He explains what he's done to get himself in such great shape as he aims for the highest position.

The camera peeks through the spy hole in this changing room at Sneaky Peek. A hot guy is about to strip down and fully expose his body before changing into his footie kit. His dick, balls and arse are on display as he changes. He's got a great body and his dick is totally suckable. Sometimes there's nothing better than seeing an amateur guy drop his pants, totally unaware someone's looking on!

Hot Aussie hunk, Chris Bass, returns to Bentley Race after a 2 year absence. He's a 25 year old guy with a big sex drive and he's happy to come back to get his big cock out for the cameras. He lubes up his big dick and starts to play with the Fleshlight toy he's been given to help work out his load. When he's done, Chris gives a big cheeky grin to Ben and his camera that's totally adorable.

Damien has classic good looks and he's headed to Active Duty to show off his exquisite physique in this solo shoot. He strips down to show his athletic body. The solider has a sexy patch of hair on his chest and a very impressive mane of hair. He gets his cock hard while lying back and starts playing with his hard on. Damien shoots his load over his super-toned torso.

We don't talk a lot about balls in Pornland, it's all about the dick, isn't it? But when a guy like Edison takes off his clothes, it's hard not to mention his nuts -- they're huge! A few girls have told Edison that his balls are big, but he wasn't sure. Chaos Men producer Brian assures Edison he's packing an enormous pair. Come inside and see him getting his first blowjob from a guy.