Hot Guys & Naked Men Blog

So when the most sane naked public guy is the guy who lets his jeans be pulled down at the bar, you know you're in Naked Man Land.

At any given time, unless you live north of the Arctic Circle, you're generally not very far from Naked Man Land. Apparently if you're most anywhere, you're already there.

It's just all about timing. Being near the guys who just don't give a fuck. Or they do give a fuck but the only fuck they give is that they get to fuck. Because even if the guy's not hard, casual nudity just makes folks think of the guy in other naked situations too.

Jake Bane is 26 years old, he stands 6'4" and weighs 205 pounds. He keeps in shape working on his MMA (mixed martial arts) skills. In his first video, he strips naked and sits on the couch, spreading his long legs far apart and he pulls on his thick cock. His nuts are full and he shoots a creamy nut all over his chest.

Conrad says that his best blowjob experience happened in a hotel room. "We went out to the Jacuzzi," he says, "and they just started my dick underwater. It felt amazing." Notice that Conrad said they instead of she or he? The blond stud also says that eating ass is a favorite sexual past-time of his, so I guess we can look forward to seeing Conrad's face buried in a hot butt.

Staxx is a good-looking stud, he stands 6'6" and weighs a lean 195 pounds. "I'm bi-sexual and I like to be a top," he says in his profile. And after shooting some hoops, Staxx always likes to bust a nut. He sits back and plays with his 10-inch dick and unloads his nuts all over his basketball. I can't wait to see who he's going to fuck.

Now this is hung. Gustavo Ryder's profile page at PapiCock says that he's packing over ten inches of uncut dick. And he fucks with this monster in two different scenes -- he even screws a guy whose profile identifies him as a top!

Sean Cody says, "Dallas is one hung guy." Has Merriam-Webster redefined hung to mean average? New guy Dallas says that he loves his dick, "It’s perfectly symmetrical, long, and has some nice girth to it," and all of this is mostly true, except for the long part. Let's be clear, while 7.5 inches is a decent-sized dick, it's not long and it's not big -- in Pornland it's average. What do you think?

Vishus is gay and likes to be versatile. He stands six-feet tall and swings a 10-inch cock. After giving us a good look at every inch of his chiseled body, this stud sits by the water and strokes his humongous dick. He shoots a big load of cream on his thigh.

Brantley turns me on in all sorts of ways. First, he's a Southern boy and has a sexy accent, even a little goofy. He's just out of the military and he's slim and I love guys with slender waists and flat stomachs. He keeps his pubes natural and he's got a decent sized dick. I don't even mind his chewed up fingernails. And he says, "I'm that guy at the party who gets drunk and ends up naked." So you know he'd be up for a little head action in the back bedroom at one such party. 

David Lucas is a 21-year-old top -- with eight fat inches, I wouldn't want it any other way -- and he's in good shape. He's a stud with bee-stung lips, sexy chin scruff, and probing soulful eyes.  He loves the sun and his upper body is bronzed dark. After a tanning session, he heads inside to stroke his thick uncut dick.

Elye Black has it all sewn up: he's a good-looking guy, he's 21 years old, and he's packing a big dick. What more could a guy ask for? Well, someone servicing said big cock, of course. And that's coming, but for now, we'll have to bide our time and watch him stroking his hard-on all by himself. And it's worth watching because he shoots his load straight up in the air.

Kyle Silver is a beautiful man, a power house of muscle. He used to play football and weighed what he weighs now, which is 180 pounds and he's only 5'8". "But I didn't look like this back then," he says. He spends a lot of hours in the gym looking after his body and says, "I'm enjoying looking like this." He's nervous about doing his first jack-off video, but he's also excited about what's coming down the road. Sounds like we can expect to see him in a hardcore scene in the weeks ahead.

Slade is brand new over at Sean Cody. He's got a big, veiny cock, although his profile says it's only 7.5 inches. His hands are small, so maybe that's why it looks so much bigger when he's stroking it. I can't wait to see who is going to ride that bone. But in the meantime, enjoy his jack-off session, I especially liked seeing him stroking it in the back seat of the car on the way back tot he studio.

Believe it or not, Enrique Vera didn't score very high in his initial casting session, only about 4.5 stars out of ten. The casting director must have been drunk. Enrique is a gorgeous guy with the beautifully chiseled body and a plump, uncut cock and low hangers. And after seeing this session, I'm sure you'll agree that he knows how to work the camera and put on a very entertaining show.

Does your body repel clothes? Does your zipper unzip itself? Do your pants fall off when you blink?

Then you too can be publicly obscene. And I'll give you a gold star for it. That little stick-on gold star that says you've done well. You've done the right thing. Your life is going smashingly.

Though the next moment you may be arrested for public lewdness because you were getting jacked off on the street, I still applaud you.

Ansel is a 23-year-old guy and he says that asses are his favourite part of a woman. "Do you fuck ass?" asks Chaos Men. "Yeah, oh yeah," Ansel replies. "Really?" the producer says, and rather surprised, too. "You have a pretty big cock. So they can take it?" Ansel is still matter of fact about it and says girls haven't had a problem taking it. Let's see how he does with the boys. But for now, you can enjoy him jacking off and he has to stand to cum.