Tommy and Devin

Devilish Devin was relentless when it came to picking on others, once he got dirt on you he playfully teased you to no end, he continued to prod into the Bakers dating life and tricked them into spilling their guts by fabricating scenarios that they felt compelled to counteract by correcting him and spilling even more details, boy they were gullible kids, and their stories made us more horny for them. Like I mentioned previously, they weren’t the brightest bulbs on the tree, all Braun no brains those Bakers. Between the Bakers and Hulk, Devin had plenty of fodder to keep things on the up and up, but beware all three of those guys could dish it back to him as well, not that he didn’t deserve it, but I had to become their boss from time to time and make them cut back on the horseplay, I really hated that part of the business, these guys were my friends and not just employees, but I had a business to run and we were all young and playful its just sometimes we just carried things too far, and that’s when I had to reign them in, that’s when I became the bad guy.

One morning Carlos came up to the house and asked to speak to me privately. So Devin headed out to get the guys started, Maryann wasn’t in yet, so we went into her office. He began by asking me to please speak to Kevin, Carlos kept it professional and didn’t use his nickname “Hulk”, that always made it seem more serious. Serious it was, he felt that Hulk was distracting his guys, Sammy and Juan, with their “living arrangements”, interfering with their work ethic. He kind of indirectly was accusing me of running a loose ship, and that my lackadaisical structure might be contributing to that, he hasn’t reported any of this back to his home office, as he felt the need to come to me first. I assured him I was glad he did, and appreciated it not blindsiding me, even though it did in a way, and I told him I would make every effort to curb the situation on my end and we could meet again in a few weeks to see if we could work it out together. We shook hands as he and I walked back to the barn together. I have to say in reality I was caught off guard and many thoughts ran through my head. Foremost, I didn’t want to jeopardize my relationship and lease agreements with the owners of the thoroughbred farm. As I thought about it more, I increasingly found myself defending Hulk in my head. After all he isn’t anywhere around Carlos’ guys during the day, they don’t even work together. What these guys do together after hours isn’t his concern, nor mine, except they are literally his neighbors. The more I thought about it the more I figured it was Carlos with the problem, in that he was having more of a neighbor problem than a worker problem. Regardless a complaint was lodged against one of my guys and suddenly I was in my HR hat. After all this was only my 2nd HR issue, but the police and courts took care of my first issue, Billy Prescott for me.

So at lunch I pulled Devin aside and discussed the situation as well as advising that we should tone it down a bit anyway, and we both would tactfully explain to Hulk, Carlos’ concerns tonight, but we had to somehow get Hulk to come home tonight in order to discuss it. After lunch we went to Hulk and told him we needed to discuss some business issues tonight if he could join us for dinner. He agreed and made a call to Sammy and canceled their own plans for tonight.

At dinner we began like we were the 3 amigos again, we hadn’t laughed and reminisced like this in a long time. We eventually brought up Carlos’ concerns and Hulk got defensive, just like I thought, he felt their personal life had nothing to do with work, suppose Carlos didn’t live across the hall from them? Frankly I still had to agree with Hulk. Anyway we discussed toning it down a bit, as we didn’t need any backlash from Carlos’ home office, he agreed, and said he would discuss it with Sammy and Juan.

Unbeknownst to us, Carlos was talking to Sammy and Juan tonight as well. When Carlos got back to Sammy and Juan’s apartments, they were distraught and all felt Carlos was way off base and really being unfair as all ultimately agreed it wasn’t affecting their work, and remained adamant that personal time is personal time. They agreed to tone it down and be especially attentive to Carlos’ demands and made every effort to over achieve in their duties during the day. Needless to say Juan and Sammy needed their jobs and were slightly intimidated by Carlos power trip, Hulk packed up some things and made an obvious effort to make sure Carlos saw him leave, as he appeared to be moving back into his room at our house.

Hulk slept back at our house again and even ate dinner with us, most days, sure the 3 of them went into town on occasion to a movie or whatever, but for the most part they seemed to be separated. Carlos approached me a few days later and asked to talk again, but I was quite busy at the time and said tomorrow would be better and we both agreed. That night Hulk and the boys went to the bar in town.

After Devin and I went to bed, I heard Hulk come in, his clodhopping up the stairs unusually woke me up, thinking he had too much to drink, I ignored it and tried to fall back asleep. Devin’s arm wrapped around me as I lay back down, so I knew he heard as well and was awake. A few minutes later I heard the distinctive sounds that weren’t Hulks voice and only those high pitched sounds of pain, yup it was Hulk penetrating one or both of those guys, the noises got louder and more frequent and I was sure what was going on and could easily picture that massive harry Hulk butt fucking one of those guys with that massive hairy tree trunk of his, I rolled towards Devin and we both began laughing under our breath.

The next day both Devin and I met with Carlos and Carlos still complained that even though they were separated they were still carrying on. He told us of one night he caught them in the loft of the old barn. Now I was a bit pissed, as he really had no business being in the old barn, while I really didn’t mind, but it was more his intentions I cared about, it was wholly ours and he had no reason to even be in there. Devin and I purely decided at this time that this was Carlos being Jealous or envious, and had nothing to do with work ethic or why I should even get involved. In Hulks defense and knowing how Juan and Sammy needed their jobs, I continued to play the diplomat and tried to smooth the waters making Carlos realize he was being unfair and no work related boundaries were being crossed, that I could see. I continued and said there not even co-workers, (even though Devin, Hulk and I violated that rule long ago). Carlos got up in a huff and left, and I just had a feeling, so I contacted my lawyers and discussed it with them just in case I was wrong, they assured me they would handle it should anything come up.

The next day I got a call back from our lawyers and said they got the call, and boy they didn’t waste any time. I confirmed my story and they talked to Devin and Hulk too, assuring me they’d continue to handle it. Before the end of the day I got a call from Carlos’ boss, who was on speakerphone with the owner of the thoroughbred company, I was reluctant to take the call, wishing to refer them to my lawyers, until they said everything was good, and that they wanted to assure us they were going to handle the situation. They then asked a big favor, if I could watch over Juan and Sammy for a few days while they recalled Carlos for some sensitive HR training. I was again reluctant, but they said they had already talked to Juan and Sammy during their investigation and they were OK with it if we were. While I felt better about the whole situation I felt we might be building a barrier between myself and Carlos. The next day a black SUV picked Carlos and his suitcase up in front of the barn.

I pulled the Bakers, Maryann, Devin, Hulk, Sammy and Juan together and explained the situation and that I’d need everyone’s help keeping things on track as it was imperative that the thoroughbred business stay on track during Carlos’ absence. Everyone agreed whole heartedly and we all went back to work. Hulk moved his stuff back to Juan and Sammy’s that night to my minor disappointment, but at least they wouldn’t be sneaking around and keeping Devin and I awake all night at our house.

Of course the next morning Devilish Devin started in on Hulk and how his evening was, and although the Bakers and I tried to ignore it, we were all drawn in one by one. Hulk has no ethics about who he sleeps with, nor who he tells about his endeavors, in fact I think the guy gets off on it thinking he’s the stud of all studs. Now the Bakers had heard a lot about Hulk and his stories, but have never seen his schlong or him naked, so they always took it with a grain of salt that he was exaggerating. Devin and I knew better, as we’ve seen him in action, “bull shit” Baker1 said and challenged Hulk to a measurement contest, at which point I was out Devin bowed out as well, but Baker1 said “whip it out boy” as Baker 2 went to the tool rack for a ruler, suddenly Devin and I came back as it was a chance to see those Baker Dicks once again. Damn my adolescent hormones, when will I become an adult? Hulk didn’t have to be asked twice, when he unleashed that hairy body and his long limp fat ass dick, topped with a huge mushroom head. Devin and I looked at each other and I know we both thought it was even bigger than we remembered. Baker2’s eyes just opened wide at the sight of it, and Baker1 may have even wished he could back out now, but Hulk said OK your turn boy, and Baker1 reluctantly dropped trow. Damn I thought, it’s a beautiful specimen of dick that I’ve ever seen. That fine blonde pubic hair framed by beautifully sculpted abs as he lifted his shirt up over his pecks. His thick hairless thighs adjoining that gorgeous tight sack full of balls just dangling below that slightly growing shaft, as it slid to the left and began raising slightly as the purplish mushroom head rotated away. He grabbed his shaft pulling with slight tugs to make it look bigger as Hulk moved his large framed body up close to Baker1 and pulled his dark brown pubic hair back away from that massive shaft making it look like my wrist and forearm. Damn Hulks dick was the size of my lower arm and my hand was like his freakishly large head, only his head looked much nicer than my hand. Baker2 cautiously approached Hulk with the tape measure, as he shook with slight nervousness as he tried to measure Hulk without touching, Hulk grabbed his hand and made him hold the tape under his thumb pressed to his dick and held his finger on Hulks bare shaft on the opposite side. Hulk told Baker2 to hold that thing like you mean it. As Baker 2 came up with 9 and ¾ inches, Hulk exclaimed Baker2 wasn’t all the way to the base. Then Baker2 wrapped it around the shaft and came up with 9, freaking 9 inch circumference, at which hulk said he was shorted on that measurement too as he wasn’t hard yet.

Over to Baker1 he went and some more trepidation at touching his brothers dick he came up with 7 in length and 5 in circumference as Baker1 said ”wait and he jerked away franticly, even a remeasure only produced about ¼ more, as Baker1 began turning red with embarrassment. Meanwhile Hulk was beating himself off into a frenzy, as he said OK Baker2 it’s your turn, and Baker1 egged him on too. Devin and I actually moved in closer for a better close up look. Baker2 reluctantly unsnapped his jeans and pulled down over his dick as it was not only in full hardness, but it sprung back up to hit his shaved pubes, yes finally a way for me to tell those Bakers apart, one was shaved the other natural. But DAMN they were indeed twins aside from the pubic hair the damn dicks were identical in shape, size and slightly bent to the left. Well this was all too much for Hulk as he spewed his load onto and now dripping down Baker2’s leg to his knee. Baker2 jumped away saying “Ewwww that fucking gross man” and Hulk began laughing, as Devin and I held back and Baker1 burst into laughter saying “alright I believe you Hulk, you are the king, and Hulk beamed with pride as the 3 pulled up their pants and  we went back to work.

Throughout the rest of the day Baker2 was more than intrigued about gay sex and he asked Hulk how that freaking tree fit in someone’s ass, and Hulk admitted “it takes a lot of work but it goes in believe me, want to try”, “Hell No” Baker2 yelled out. I could tell Baker2 had a little woody going on there, as Hulk continued to talk about his sexual escapades. Once again, even though we were working we never veered far from being able to hear Hulks descriptive sex. He continued to tell how most of his partners just give him oral and wind up fucking his hairy hole and they shy away from letting him top. But he continued there are a few who have attempted it, in fact some right here on this farm, as Devin looked in horror that he would describe our night, but Hulk refrained, and continued to talk about how Sammy and Juan both have taken him individually and they squeal in pain, but somehow they keep coming back for more. He then told of how Sammy and Juan have both DP’ed him, and he really wants to try a 3rd. then jokingly he said you know you 2 Bakers would be just thin enough to fit right in there maybe we could check with Guinness and see what the world record is. “Hell NO” they both yelled as the scurried off.

Later during a break Devin was sitting with the Bakers and I later found out they got a bit personal asking if they ever did anything together, you know twin stuff, like experimenting. They answered no, just mutual jerk off when they were younger, as they made sure to remind him they were straight. Then he inquired about what prompted Baker2 to shave smooth and he said he just liked it, and that it even surprised Baker1 as he didn’t seem to know about that. Then Devin pried about sex in the same room/car/lean-to….. haha they said, Yeah they often double date and for some reason Baker1 usually get the girl naked first and that primes Baker2’s girl up and it is a great feeling having double dates especially when we both get laid, then Baker2 admitted he also liked to watch his brother fucking his girl. I know in Devin’s mind he’s gonna keep working on those Bakers.