Tommy and Devin

The first guests began arriving around noon on Friday. A catering truck and vans all came in and finished all their setting up and left, we all thought it was a bit over the top for 15 or 20 people but it was their event, what did we care? The DJ arrived in a van and he set up, and then Hulk escorted him to his small apartment in the loft. Surely Hulk volunteered so he could pop in on Sammy and Juan. The photographer then arrived with an assistant….. “Oh Shit”…. I thought, where going to need one of those rollaway’s somewhere….. or maybe he could stay in Hulks room, possibly in Devin’s old bed?? Crap it’s always something. I kind of followed them around as they scoped out the place and gradually noticed they were more than just boss and assistant, my “Gaydar” may be new to me, but I had a definite feeling, after all, I wouldn’t be surprised Bruice probably hired them. I tiptoed around the situation, and gradually brought up the subject, and told them the options that I had available to them. The photographer asked what size bed was in my parent’s room, and I told him queen, and he said that’s perfect for both of them. Damn I hit it right on the button, they were lovers too. Christ…. I called Maryann back at the house from my cell phone, warned her and told her we forgot to make sure that the room was cleaned up and ready, she ran upstairs to check it out.

Most guests were already settled by Friday afternoon and our first trail ride was ready to start at 4, the plan was to be back by 6 where the caterer would serve those guests already checked in, a wagon train themed style supper. We had 7 guys go on that first run, Hulk and the Bakers had all the horses ready for us, both Devin and I got each loaded up and settled with some basic instructions and we were off with them. We were all so worried about our presentation and our first ride and image, going off without a hitch, we never put 2 and 2 together that these guests were all guys, figuring their girls stayed back and maybe weren’t horse people. The ride went off without any issues and the guys all raved at how great it was, and they were looking forward to possibly going out Saturday morning before the wedding, we hadn’t planned that but heck why not, I told them we’d just need to clear it with Brucie.

We got back to the dude ranch property, and a few more guys were gathered ready for supper, we dropped them off at the tent and Devin, Maryann, Hulk, the Baker Twins and I brought the horses back to the barn. One of the Baker boys mentioned to us if this was going to be all gays, as I looked at him and quite puzzled said “what?” and then looked toward Devin and Hulk, and he said wait, you didn’t know?” I said “know what?” Hulk laughed, and said “well boys, welcome to your first gay wedding, the grooms arrived after you left”. Hulk continued, “Of the 15 people staying in the dorm, only 3 are females, Maryann and I had to change some of the sleeping arrangements around while you were gone”. I looked at Devin in disbelief, saying “No Way” the Bakers looked back laughing “Yes Way” in freaking unison.

We all went back to join them for a bite to eat, the party was already beginning, and the alcohol was flowing. Brucie and the photographer’s approved and arranged with us that they didn’t miss the next unscheduled trail ride in the morning as the Grooms also wanted to take photos atop the horses and out in nature. Brucie then introduced us all to the grooms, two fabulous Model worthy Hunks, however they were dressed alike, almost in costume, as typical flannel shirted, shit kicking shiny leather boots pulled up over their skinny jeans, both wearing matching plastic cowboy hats topped off with a big buckle belt, as Devin just elbowed me and I noticed Hulks eyes focused on the tight crotched packages both hanging slightly to the left.

Saturday came and the wedding was at 4 so we met at 9 after the catered breakfast for a trail ride, we had a total of 14 today, even the DJ as we quick counted up the horses and saddles, I had to make a quick call to one of my stall rentals and ask to borrow their saddles and his horse, as we came up with just enough, in fact Devin had to opt out and drove the gator up ahead of us on the trail, I was a bit concerned with anyone having inexperienced issues, I really wish the Bakers came too, but we defiantly needed more horses and equipment. We stopped in the meadow and tied off the horses as the photographers took photos with and without the horses. I could tell these photos were going to be top notch after about a half hour, and probably 200 plus photos. Then the grooms began stripping down, first shirtless, then eventually naked, and a series of photos were taken to the cheers of the watching group. Me and Devin stood there in shock, then awe, as these beautiful specimens of naked flesh had our own dicks raging hard, beautiful sculpted dicks and abs with just the right amount of trimming and a bit of baby oil, gave a magazine quality perfectly retouched photo look. While they frolicked in the new growing grasses in the meadow, such awesome beauties they were. Then the photographer’s assistant asked Devin and me to help the grooms up onto their mounts, as they continued their naked photo shoot atop the saddles, ahhh to be that that slightly slick and dampened leather saddle right now. I helped one guy up trying not to accidentally touch him in the wrong places, while Devin on the other hand was less careful (on Purpose, I know) and he slid his arm under the other grooms dick and balls as they made contact on the trip up. When they finished with that they asked if it would be ok if they both got on one horse, so I took my own horse over, and Devin and I steadied them as they both got up and they sat bare ass naked on my saddle,…. dick to ass,…. chest to back in the most sensual photos I ever saw. I swear some of the guests were as horny as we were, and were practically jerking themselves, I actually found out later from talking, that two of them went behind the lean-to for hand jobs, I guess I was too engrossed in the naked Grooms to even notice.

We got back in time for everyone to shower, I was getting concerned about the septic and the extra load on the system, but luckily, no issues so far. We all gathered for the wedding, everyone was dressed casual except the grooms who wore designer tailored black tuxes, there were probably about 30 people there now, I wasn’t sure where they came from or where they were all staying as the closest decent hotel was three towns away in Springfield. The whole event was a gay party like I’ve never ever imagined I’d ever see, the likes of ever. The party broke up about 11pm with couples pairing off as they headed to their rooms and the caterers began cleaning up. Somewhere about 1am Devin and I headed for the house for some well deserved sleep.

As we got to the top of the stairs, there in my parents’ bedroom were orgy type sounds emanating in full. Oh my god the photographers were decimating each other. Then Devin tapped my shoulder and pointed to Hulks bedroom door being open and his empty room. My head dropped with disbelief as we moseyed to our bed and listened to that racket on the other side of the wall, it was apparent one of those guys was being fucked by that Hulk sized dick and they didn’t care who heard them. I think Devin was a little disappointed.

As we lay there Devin and I softly kept talking about how sexy that photo shoot was, and in between the gasps of pleasure and pain coming from the other room, Devin said he just had to sniff my saddle before putting it away and he got hard just touching the leather. I looked down and said “you fucking perv, you’re hard now just thinking about it” and then he reached down and grabbed my hard dick saying “look who’s talking” oh fuck we decided we weren’t going to get much sleep anyway so we began to fuck each other’s brains out, yes I did Devin, and I let him do me, and we did it in the ass, and in the mouth, and we both came multiple times. Now I have to admit I was thinking of those naked grooms at the photo shoot, and then what they were doing to each other at this moment in that RV across the field.

We both were up before 6am as we couldn’t and didn’t sleep much anyway. We scooted over to the dude ranch and I walked around the leach field hoping it was ok, and it appeared to be. The grooms RV was within a few feet of me, and it was still rocking, damn if they put the jacks down it wouldn’t have been so obvious. Needless to say my dick sprang to attention again. Again on the other hand, Devin purposely (of course) did a walk around the “Kurtz Dorm Complex” as were calling it now, and came back towards me with a tent in his sweatpants too.

Hulk soon moseyed his ass out of the house and walked toward us only in his sweat pants and his hairy ape like exposed chest asking what’s up? As he indicated the photographers were showering and he had to wait. That devil Devin asked Hulk which one of them took his dick in their ass and not embarrassed at all, Hulk replied in the proudest tone, “both of them”, as Devin’s devilish smile turned to a frown knowing his ass wasn’t as special anymore, I was quick to point out to Hulk, Devin’s shrinking tent too, as Hulk and I laughed.

We had one more trail ride Sunday after lunch for those who stayed till later. The caterers began packing up after lunch, the grooms were staying one more night. We got back to the barn about 4 and you’d never know there was anything going on, the place was cleaned up completely. Most people were gone or getting ready to leave after the trail ride. After everyone was gone, we all collapsed in the living room Sunday night and decided to wait till morning to clean up the dorm. Well it was obvious the Baker twins got a lesson in “gay” this weekend, and I could tell those 18 year olds had seen things they never imagined. Monday morning the grooms came by to wish us well and thanked us for everything and gave their seal of approval to us saying we’d be hearing from them, they couldn’t compliment us enough. Their fine comments were a weight off of my shoulders, I was already planning changes and upgrades to things as we waved goodbye and they drove down the drive.

June was now in full swing and Maryann had another week at the dude ranch planned, this time with 3 families, Maryann managed to group them together at the same time, and it went well. We made tweaks and changes that we began to get a better handle on things. Devin researched out to the RV/Trailer leasing people for more info, and we planned an additional leach field. Life was going on, the Bakers graduated and began to work for us full time, I researched additional horses, and even considered renting some local farmers personal horses if needed in the meantime.  Maryann set up one more weekend For June and then also planned 1 week and 3 weekends for July and damn if they weren’t filling up fast.

I came into the office early one afternoon, after a full day’s work, and Maryann had any mail that we might be interested in on the kitchen table for us to review at dinner. There in a plastic wrapper was a magazine that I didn’t order but maybe one of the guys did, but my name was on the address label, I tore it open and there on the front cover of this magazine called “Travel with Pride” was a very sexy sensual photo of my horse with 2 suggestively naked guys on top sensually snuggling in my saddle. The byline said “The Best Damn Dude Ranch and Value for your Buck” page 8. I quick flipped it open and there was a 4 page article on our Dude Ranch in this Gay Pride travel magazine and an entire spread on this wedding, complete with pictures of Hulk, Devin, Maryann, the Bakers and Me. The article couldn’t compliment us enough and gave us a 5 star rating (apparently their top rating). It turns out one of the grooms was the editor of this magazine. HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Our little start up Dude Ranch made a national publication, granted I never heard of it, but sure as shooting calls began coming in from all over the country within a few weeks, remember that “Jaws” saying we’re gonna need a bigger boat”, well god damn it, we’re gonna need a major upgrade!

A few minutes later Devin and Hulk came in complaining I hadn’t started dinner yet, and they sat down after Devin retrieved 3 beers from the fridge. I tossed the magazine onto the table in front of them so nonchalantly. Devin’s and Hulks eyes opened wider than possible, as they tore at the pages flipping them, trying to get to page 8 and the photos, both saying “Holy Shit”.  I then opened another thick brown envelope addressed to me, it contained multiple copies and a flash drive of all the pictures the photographers took, even the non printable raunchy ones, which we ogled like 12 year olds that just found their dads hidden stash of playboys. Damn I needed to call Dave and Josh.