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This bold thief wasn't satisfied with shoplifting goods from this store. No, this brazen fucker grabbed a handful of cash out of the cash register while the store clerk was distracted. But our eagle-eyed loss-prevention officer saw the whole thing. Now this young straight lad has a decision to make. "All I have to do is suck your dick?" he asks. The security officer "Yeah," then unzipping his pants he adds, "for starters."

This dumb lug thought he could pull a fast one by shoving a small necklace up his ass. He figures that even if he sets off the alarms they'll never find the jewelry in a pat down. But this shoplifter didn't count on the loss-prevention officer conducting a thorough cavity search. Pulling the necklace out of the thief's ass, the security guard asks, "Do you just regularly keep things in your ass?"

This young spoiled brat thought he could just pocket a couple of magazines from the newsstand. No job, no money, no problem. "Wait a minute," says a security guard, grabbing the lad's arm. Uh oh, problem. And when this pretty boy sees the size of this officer's cop, it's a very big problem. But maybe he'll learn today that crime doesn't pay.

This young tagger has been arrested a couple of times for spraying walls, but this is the first time he's been caught stealing cans of spray paint. The loss prevention officer gives him a choice. "Suck my dick or you'll be sucking your cell mate's cock for a long time."

This straight lad spied a sexy pair of underwear while shopping for a gift for his girlfriend in a lingerie store. He slipped into the fitting room thinking that he'd pop off a load while fondling these panties. But the rent-a-cop interrupted his session and now he's facing indecency charges. But there is a way the officer can make this all go away.

Austin Armstrong has been caught shoplifting and this isn't the first time. The loss-prevention officer will only release the lad to a parent or guardian. Austin calls his stepfather.

"How much is it going to cost? I'll give you everything I've got," says Mr. Armstrong. Standing with his clipboard in hand, the rent-a-cop asks, "Would you take a dick for him?"

This young lad thought he'd use the five-finger discount to do his Christmas shopping, but this rent-a-cop was ready for him. Catching the thief with a backpack full of contraband, the loss-prevention officer drags the guy into the back office. He gives this perp an ultimatum: bend over and take the officer's big cock or spend Christmas in jail.

This poor guy was only trying to spice things up with his girlfriend. He sees some sexy lingerie in the store, but can't afford it. He slips the red lacy underwear into his pants and heads for the door. But he gets caught. Now the loss-prevention officer gives him two choices: bend over for his big dick or call his girlfriend and ask her to meet him at the police station with bail money.

Magazines are a luxury this unemployed lad can't afford right now. No problem. He's been engaging in a little five-fingered discount to get him through this rough time. But Officer Paris catches him and drags him in for processing. In this rent-a-cop's world that means more than just questioning and mug shots. A lot more.

If it was this big dick ... I sure would. This young man let his fingers do the walking in this high-end watch store. He thought he was going to get away with pocketing a watch, but the rent-a-cop stopped him at the door. Now, sitting in the back office, this thief is faced with a decision: take care of the loss-prevention officer's cock or deal with the cops when they show up.

Here's another new site from the guys who bring us Mormon Boyz and Family Dick. At Young Perps, shoplifters are caught red handed and now they're sitting in the rent-a-cop's office. He interrogates them, takes their mug shot, and does a nude strip search. Then he teaches these thieves a lesson they won't soon forget. And if they try, their sore ass will remind them.