Cavity Search Reveals This Shoplifter Hooped a Necklace

This dumb lug thought he could pull a fast one by shoving a small necklace up his ass. He figures that even if he sets off the alarms they'll never find the jewelry in a pat down. But this shoplifter didn't count on the loss-prevention officer conducting a thorough cavity search. Pulling the necklace out of the thief's ass, the security guard asks, "Do you just regularly keep things in your ass?"

It's funny watching Brian Bonds, who plays the thief, pretend like he's never sucked a dick before. But it's downright hysterical when the guard pushes his cock into his ass and Brian grunts, "Nothing's been in there before." Ha!

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