Gay Uniforms Blog

To be fair, these air quotes superheroes might be too occupied jacking off or bound or self-absorbed in the mirror to offer much in the form of a rescue from any situation.

Plus the guy on the top right is about to do his laundry and accidentally lock himself out of his apartment so he's going to need his own rescuing from an understanding locksmith.

Cameras are everywhere. And there are always hot guys at least somewhere. Now I am always a math genius so I know that everywhere times somewhere equals an unending supply of beautifully random hot guyness. And for this we must all be thankful.

So when you're doing your gratefulness diary (like Oprah demanded everyone start doing several years ago, so step to it!), remember that random hot guys should always be numbers one to five on your list of five things to be grateful for each day.

Brendon Scott quickly discovers that crime definitely doesn't pay. Not when he finds himself in Office Connor Maguire's punishment liar. Then again, maybe it does pay to be bad, you know, if you're into this sort of thing. This week Maguire reprises his role as Bound God's dirty cop and he's teaching Scott who's the boss. "Just take me to the precinct," Scott begs. "Around here I'm judge, jury and executioner." And so the fun begins.

Uniformed cop Ricky Decker sits bare assed on a storage box in front of a truck. With his pants are around his thighs, he has his cell phone in one hand and his hard-on in the other. He doesn't notice security guard Donnie Dean walk into the garage. "You tripped my alarm," Dean says. "I was wondering when you were going to catch me," Decker quips. "You've got to stop coming here on my security shifts," Dean says. Decker gives his dick a couple of quick strokes: "I haven't cum yet."

Officers Nick Prescott and Adam Herst have been under investigation by internal affairs. Prescott's file says that he has an "extraordinary amount of sex on duty" and Herst is "morally bankrupt." When Titan Men's "Bad Cop" opens, the two cops are investigating a 2 a.m. alarm call at a private residence. They search the house with flashlights, and finding nothing, Herst takes a piss in the toilet. Prescott calls to him from the living room and Herst heads off to check on his buddy.

Security officer Jimmy Bullet is patrolling the forest because, I guess, someone's been robbing the Forest People, or harassing Bambi or something. Bullet stumbles across Sebastian Keys and Van Darkholme tying some guy tied to a tree like they do from time to time at Men on Edge. Bullet calls in for back-up: "I have a 72369 in progress." I'm pretty sure he's rambling off random numbers because when I google 72369, all I find are weather reports and foreclosed houses for sale in Oneida, Arkansas, zip code 72369.

Like any good security officer, Bullet doesn't wait for back-up -- I'm pretty sure it'll take them a while to tromp through the forest anyway -- and he rushes in with: "Hey! Stop that perversion! This is the law." Sebastian spots Bullet with his gun aiming right at them. "Holy shit! It's the fuzz! Let's get out of here." He and Darkholme take off leaving their prisoner tied to the tree. (Make sure you watch Van Darkholme, he's not the best runner and almost knocks himself out on another tree.)

Sebastian and Van hear Officer Bullet bellowing and return to find him hanging from their net trap. Why do people in these predicaments always scream orders at their captors? The boys rip open Bullet's trousers, and while one works his dick, the other gags him with his cock. "Shut the fuck up!" Sebastian grunts. After Bullet settles down, he gets a little break, but seeing Darkholme coming at him with a dildo on a stick, he starts yelling again. Sebastian shuts him up again. This one's going on for a while and I'm betting Bullet's back-up is going to be mighty surprised to find him tied to a tree naked and sporting a cummy cock.

Sebastian Keys and Van Darkholme are having some perverted fun on a mattress with a guy they have stripped and tied up in a basement. It's going to be another nasty session at Men on Edge. But things take an interesting turn. Hearing the helpless stud's cries for help, police man Robert Axel bursts in with guns blazing. He orders these two men to let the guy go. Not the best decision Officer Axel has made today because Sebastian and Van jump the cop, wrestle him to the ground, and tie him up.

With this cop bound and helpless, these perverts rip off Axel's clothes and tease his cock rock hard. The officer struggles to try and free himself. But his dick betrays him as they continually bring him to the brink of orgasm. He loves and hates it all at the same time.

Now it's Axel's turn on the mattress and Sebastian and Van fill both of his holes with dildos. Finally they give Robert the release he's been begging for and he shoots his cum load all over himself. But they're not finished. They want to see what a pig Officer Axel really is and make him eat his own cum. And just show they meant no harm, they tickle him relentlessly before releasing him and running away.

Edward Prince is a cute, blond stud and he works as an EMT and he's letting us into his shower and bedroom in this new video from Next Door Male. When this Southern boy gets home after a hard shift, he likes jumping in the shower to wash away the day's stress and grime, then he heads for his bed for a hot wank session. And I guess that means when he's done that he'll need another shower.

Prince is a good-looking stud with blond hair. a bit of face scruff, and sexy grey eyes. And although he's all man, his face is boyishly cute. His body is smooth and well defined and he's got a cute butt, too. His cock is fairly long and curves down a bit when completely hard. And he's also sporting foreskin that he can pull over his cock head, even when it's hard.

And like I said, after jacking off all over himself, Prince's abs are a sticky, creamy mess and he needs another shower, but he lies back, closes his eyes, and has a little snooze first.