Gay Uniforms Blog

The pandemic has had a big effect on porn production, and Young Perps is no exception. The gay security guard porn site stopped producing new scenes in April. They have finally headed back into filming and released their first new scene at the end of August (preview inside). And it also happened to be Chris Damned's first video with the Say Uncle production company. 

Chris Damned is a handsome man with a sexy beard, lots of tattoos, and a delicious uncut cock. He's featured here in his second scene with Young Perps called Standard Protocol. He apprehends young Kai Masters who caused a disturbance in the store and hurt another customer. Now Kai has a choice to make: get on his knees and suck the officer's dick or be turned over to the police.

With the pandemic throwing production schedules into a tizzy, sites and producers are finding all kinds of ways to keep the porn flowing. The hungry machine is always looking for new stuff. But what about older stuff?

This morning I went looking in the back catalog of Active Duty, and re-discovered all the wonderful scenes they have featuring their guys in real military uniforms. These days they throw a guy in a army-green muscle tee and dangled some dog tags around his neck and call it military. Here's a scene from 2001 called Seducin' a Sailor.

Lucas Drake and Jake Stark star in the final scene from Uniformed Cock Sluts, and just like the three other scenes before them, these horny scouts shirk their camping duties. Forget collecting fire wood, as soon as their tent is pitched, these Euro boys suck each other's uncut dicks in the open air. And they're both in the mood to fuck ass.

Magazines are a luxury this unemployed lad can't afford right now. No problem. He's been engaging in a little five-fingered discount to get him through this rough time. But Officer Paris catches him and drags him in for processing. In this rent-a-cop's world that means more than just questioning and mug shots. A lot more.

If it was this big dick ... I sure would. This young man let his fingers do the walking in this high-end watch store. He thought he was going to get away with pocketing a watch, but the rent-a-cop stopped him at the door. Now, sitting in the back office, this thief is faced with a decision: take care of the loss-prevention officer's cock or deal with the cops when they show up.

Igor Galek has triggered some kind of alert at airport security and he's pulled into the supervisor's office. After a thorough strip search, security officer Romi Zuska jumps the lad and ties him up with rope and proceed with the deep cavity search with his big cock. Where is this airport? I need to book myself a flight.

Who knew airports had dungeons. Igor Tapak is the latest traveler to find himself behind bars in this airports holding area. He says repeatedly that he's done nothing wrong. But security guard Nikola Donoval doesn't care ... he has plans for this sweet-looking lad. He handcuffs Igor to the bars and begins his strip search. He squats and swallows Igor's uncut cock and rim his smooth hole. Despite Igor's protests, the guard slides his big dick into the traveler's asshole and bangs him hard.

Officer Kirk Cummings tries arresting Max Cameron for loitering in a well-known cruising area, but it's the cop who finds himself in handcuffs. Max takes the police man back to his secret sex dungeon and floggers the officer and beats his butt with a leather paddle. Finally, down on all fours and still wearing his police shirt, Cummings gets his ass plowed by the miscreant.

Airport Security is one of the regular scenes that rolls out over at Str8 Hell. It usually features some poor traveller being harassed by an customs or security agent, but this scene sees beefy passenger Viktor Adam turning the tables on officer Laco Meido.

Where haven't nude men been? Besides the moon. And that's only because of that pesky outer space dress code. Though some flasher will find a way.

I tend not to spend a lot of time in outer space, or, more locally to our planet, highways. So I'm not sure how folks react to seeing a nude guy by the side of the road. Since they're going fast, probably not much. Unless they choose to stop. 

Truck drivers have been known for their dalliances. And fuzzy, scented dice.

Officer Trenton Ducati spots a few punks drinking beer and smoking weed. Trent Ferris is under house arrest and Officer Ducati moves in to arrest him. He's in the lounge with the cop, all alone. Officer Ducati orders Trent to his knees to suck his cock to stay out of jail. Trenton's massive throbbing cock then gets put up inside the young delinquent and fucked rough.

It's easy to overlook previous models when there's a torrent of newcomers willing to get naked in front of the camera. Bentley Race is excited, though, to catch up with Glenn Hill who was previously on the site a year ago. In his school uniform, he loosens his tie, unbuttons his shirt, and plays with his hard, uncut cock with a Fleshjack, while Ben catches it all on camera.

Brenner Bolton plays a young attorney staying in a hotel room at Bromo. He decides he needs some toothpaste and calls down to the front desk. During the wait, Brenner finds himself getting horny and his bulge grows uncontrollably in his suit pants. Gorgeous bellboy Chandler Banks arrives with the toothpaste, but Brenner becomes far more interested in some hard action with the ridiculously hot guy in his uniform and gets slammed raw from behind!

Polish twink Justin Evans just loves getting naked in front of the camera for Bentley Race. Ever since his first shoot 3 years ago, he's been up for being an exhibitionist. So when Bentley Race was in town again, he jumped at the chance to get out of his school uniform and show his beautiful twink cock on the balcony. These pics are hot, but just wait until you see Justin's jack-off video! It's so how when he rubs his cock on the bed and shows his bubble butt. 

You're lucky you're reading this because otherwise you would have no fucking idea how to wear a kaftan. Nor would you necessarily know that it can also be spelled caftan if I hadn't told you just now. Because it's impossible to figure out how to wear a free-flowing robe/tunic. Difficulty level 40 times more than tying your own bow tie.

What I like about the guy rollerskating in shorts is he's figured out a practical way to dress like a fag and have a ready escape from bashers. Or a ready way to bash back should he want to speed toward a homophobic villain (like 1982 Donald Trump) and pike him with the business end of a rainbow flag.