Gay Smooth Men Blog

East coaster Shaun debuts in his first porno and he's stroking his cock over at Guys in Sweatpants. When it comes to sex he likes to take control. "I like it rough ... scratching, slapping, throwing them around." He didn't say whether the "them" referring to guys or girls, so I guess we'll have to wait and see. But for now, enjoy watching this hunk of muscle stroking out a cum load.

Junior Peixoto and his huge cock are back for the fifth time at Bang Bang Boys. Bottom stud Tony Dias has gotten fucked numerous times on the site, but he's never had such an impressively fat dick in his ass before. It's wickedly curved, too! Junior lubes up Tony's ass with a wet, slathering rimjob, then he pushes his banana curve into Tony's pucker.

Daddies are the ultimate form of birth control because you'll either jack off thinking about them or if you meet up with one, your load will get used up harmlessly. Smooth, naked daddies make everything better. 

Hey, that's a pretty good slogan, isn't it? And I could come up with some other slogans for them but if they strip down, not much more advertisement is needed then that.

I get that smooth isn't everyone's thing. And even less so for older guys I imagine, especially nowadays with the cult of masculinity (whatever that means). But for many it's their thing. And they dig that the guy is so body conscious and even more exposed by taking away whatever body hair he has.

This is Lucho Cordell's fourth jack-off video for the popular twink site Doggy Boys. But don't worry, this 19-year-old, blond cutie gets into heaps of trouble in his five hardcore scenes. In fact, he got his virgin ass fucked for the first time here and followed it up with his first threeway. He fucked his first boy too and did a side-by-side jerk and a very horny 69 sucking scene.

For some, this is an oxymoron fetish. As some armpitters are into the hair element, the exposure of a gruff masculinity with concurrent scents and mystery.

But for others, admiration the full armpit exposure smoothness communicates, common among bodybuilders and other athletes, is a life goal. It can be an extension of a desire to see smoothness overall, as the pecs, biceps, traps, and delts converge. And it can align with anything from a tickling fetish to jock functionality. A gymnast, for example, will often have smooth armpits so nothing gets caught or pulled during their extreme athletic activity.

Or it just looks good to judges. Whether a judge in a formal competition, or an informal gay judge looking for their gay armpit lover dream guy, smoothness can win the day.

Shaved crotch cock. It's not just for crabs anymore. Nope, it's a simple body modification that says a lot. Such as "look at my whole damn cock with nothing in the way" or "suck my whole damn cock with nothing in the way" or "I love looking at myself smooth and jacking my whole damn cock with nothing in the way."

Or just a what the fuck why not moment.

Now I'm not going to instruct you how to do it beyond safely trim first, then shave if you dare with the grain and after shaving creaming the hell out of it. And it's totally a flexible razor head moment. I accept no responsibility for nicks. Especially Nicholas Cage. 

What's that in your ass, Ivan? One of those newfangled vibrators remote-controlled by horny folks watching you? Because those kinds of vibrators tend to vibrate and make you shake and moan.

The future is grand.

It's almost like Ivan himself is remote-controlled. I bet him knowing how watched he is makes him work out just a bit harder. Good.

Are these guys as super smooth as their super smooth bodies? Super suave? Super seductive? Super market?

Strike market. I'm in the middle of making dinner right now.

And for dinner, I would prefer to sip aperitif while gazing lustfully and wistfully at these fellas.

Maybe if I stare long enough, one of the will tell me what aperitif means.

Infinity plus one is still infinity. So here we are at the world of infinite dick. These 6 have pushed it over the edge. The tipping point at which there are more dicks online than there are humans in the universe. But have we reached dick saturation? Speaking for myself, and my own dick hunger, nope.

It's always time for more dick. Such as during wedding vows. That's a great time for dick. If anyone has any objections to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace. That's a great time for dick. To work dick into one's wedding vows. Commit to dick.

So Einstein was right about the existence of gravitational waves, it was recently proven. How can we prove my theory that there is a variable point at which the attractive of a guy's dick/body/face will compensate for what normally would be deal breakers. 

Like is a sense of humor important to you in a guy you're dating? How about if his dick were 10" long? Because he can put a clown nose on that thing and call it a day. You may not be laughing but you will sure as hell take the clown hose off and take care of business.

So is that DS > 10 = -DB? As in dick size greater than 10 equals negative deal breaker?

Let's get to know this guy by asking him several intensely personal questions. Guys love to talk about themselves so it should be no trouble to get deep inside his psyche. I'm really good at one-way conversations so I'll take it from here.

Hi, great smile! How's your night going?

That well? Awesome. It's really warm so you took your clothes off, you say? Then you were cold so you thought a camera flash would keep you warm, and it did, but only for a millisecond you had to use the flash again? Makes sense to me!

Mason is back at Island Studs with his massive dick. The hot marine gets completely naked on the beach and does a little surfing in the buff. In his new video, the tight muscle stud plays with his hard cock, shows off his hole, and jerks off on the beach. He's quite the exhibitionist and every angle of the fully nude marine is a pleasure to watch as he pleases himself!

German guy Dave loves getting naked and having photos taken of him and was referred to Bentley Race by one of his photographer mates. Dave Neubert is 32 years old and heads to Bentley's apartment for his horny shoot. He's a skinny guy with a huge cock, and his smooth hole looks great framed in a jockstrap. He begins in football gear and then strips down to just his socks. Bentley Race teases his ass with his hard dick and gives him a deep rimming.

Infamousj at Bad Boys Bootcamp (no we haven't made a typo!) loves to play with his tight bubble butt. He's also pretty endowed with 7.5 inches, which also makes an appearance from within and pulled out of his cute jockstrap undies. He props up his smooth boy pussy for everyone to enjoy as he plays with his hard cock. I love a good ass tease!

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Adorably cute, big-dicker bottom Zach is being broken in by Kody at Guys In Sweatpants. Austin Wilde says it's one of the quickest videos he's ever filmed. The cameras roll and they just get straight into it, from start to finish without stopping. It makes it more natural, and we can all empathise being young and energetic and just needing to get that load out!

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