Gay Locker Room Blog

Indoors and out, hot dick and ass is everywhere. Seven years from now, when cameras will be built into contact lenses (making Google Glass look positively archaic), you'll be able to record what you see, and upload it to your media center to beat off to later. Ahh, technology!

The bench in the locker room over at UK Hot Jocks sure does see a lot of action. Dirty Dutchman Alexx Desley is the latest horny bottom stuffing a dildo up his ass on that black bench. Tattoos, jockstraps, and pierced cocks ... three of my favourite things.

The Creepy Handyman is one of my favourite series over at Bound Gods. And over the years there have been a number of different pervy janitors and handymen, Trenton Ducati was the latest and I got so revved up watching him overpower men then have his way with them. But it looks like there's a new Creepy Handyman -- Adam Herst has just filmed his first scene. He's hardly a newcomer to Bound Gods, he's filmed 19 scenes for them now.

This one starts out easy with hung Micky Mackenzie playing with his cock in the showers. The handyman jumps the lad while he's dressing at his locker. Micky finds himself roped to the bench and Herst nurse on the boy's cock. Micky struggles to break free, but the ropes are too tight. Still, he squirms and protests while this perv sucks his dick.

The janitor snaps a riding crop on Micky's pecs, then stands Micky up and suspends his hands over his head for a good flogging. Screaming "you're crazy" at a man beating you probably isn't a good idea, in Micky's case it just makes Herst all the more angry. He swirls around Mickey and viciously whacks his naked body with the flogger. Then tied to the bed, Micky feels what it's like to have a big cock up his ass. My favourite sequence? Herst grabbing a fistul of those curls to hold Mickey's head still while he cums all over the lad's face.

I wish I could really get into shoving dildos up my ass. It's not that I don't like getting fucked. Please. I just don't like the feel of them. And it's not a you hand feels better than my hand kind of thing because I don't enjoy it when others use dildos on me.

But Riley Tess doesn't have that problem. He finds himself alone in a locker room in this UK Hot Jocks scene, and with no one to fuck his horny hole, he does what any good bottom would, he opens up his gym bag and brings out his toy. It's a big black dildo that he plunges to the bench and lowers himself onto it. (I am always amazed at how much cock a guy can get up his ass.) Riley slides all the way down. Then Riley plunges his dildo to a locker and backs himself onto it. And he does enjoy himself.

When I was 15 years old, my family took a vacation in California and we stayed with my dad's sister. I bunked in my cousin Paul's room. I guess he was about 19 years old and had the hairiest legs I'd ever seen. He was also pretty good looking and sported a moustache. One morning when he wasn't home, I found his sweaty jockstrap on the floor. I pressed it against my face and smelled Paul's musk. I wanted to jack off, but there were too many people running around the house. I did think about tucking that jock in my suitcase, but ultimately I was too frightened to do even that.

Isaac Hardy's new scene at Circle Jerk Boys took me back to that horny moment in my cousin's bedroom. I love it when porn does that. Back in February I did a video post of Toby Spring using his sweaty jockstrap to jack off. After a good stroking session he blew his load onto the jockstrap. And this latest scene has Hardy finding Toby's smelly and jockstrap in the locker room. (Man, four months is a long time to wait for a sequel.)

Now Toby's jockstrap is going a second round fueling Isaac's jack-off session in the locker room. He snorts it while stroking himself. Then he wraps his long hard-on in the jock and continues fisting his meat until he blows all over himself. Man, this is exactly what I should have done way back then. Carpe diem, I guess. Oh well, thinking about my cousin's smelly jockstrap and watching these dudes doing what I wanted got me all the hotter.

Four horny soccer players hit the locker room after the game for some hardcore suck and fuck fourgy action. In this new scene from Staxus it's blues versus green and Justin Conway and team mate Ryan Olsen gets their uncut nobs polished by Alex Candy and Kamyk Walker. They've left their animosity on the field and take care of each other's stiff hard-ons.

Candy and Walker bend over and offer their horny butt holes to their soccer buddies, and Justin drills Candy's ass while Ryan pumps his raw dick inside Walker's ass. But these two bottoms are equally opportunity cock whores and they swap around so they can feel a different dick fucking their asses. On his back, Walker jacks off his all over his smooth belly while Conway is pounding his hole, then Walker laps up one of his team mate's cum loads, while another splashed all over Candy's face. And with the post-game fourgy ending in a cum-soaked mess, these satisfied soccer players hit the showers for some horse play and clean up.

Mario Torrez and Alex Christian are hitting the gym in this video from Next Door Buddies. They don't have a heavy day of working out, just some cardio and stretching. But Alex can't keep his eyes of Mario's biceps and shoulders, he's getting more and more turned on by his workout buddy.

Mario notices the attention he's getting, and encourages Alex with a "you can have it if you go for it" look. As Alex moves in, Mario removes his shirt and Alex runs his hands down the hunk's muscular torso. He drops to his knees and Mario pulls out his stiffening cock, which Alex swallows deep inside his mouth.

When Alex turns around and presents his tight ass, Mario slaps his hard-on against Alex's ass crack and beats his rosebud with it. Then the dark-haired stud slides his stiff dick inside and pushes it in balls deep. The guys fuck right there in the gym's locker room, and Alex even reclines on the bench, hoists his legs, and gets his hole pumped until he spews his jizz load all over himself. Since Alex is already a cummy mess, Mario thinks nothing of covering the horny stud with his own spunk, then they head off to the showers to get cleaned up.

I love stylish gay porn like this action from Men At Play, they really know how to make a totally cum-inducing scene with some incredible guys! This is the recent one to get the attention of my rock hard cock, starring the gorgeous Landon Conrad getting an immense muscle fuck from his rough and hung buddy Rogan Richards. They called this one "RUFDUP" and they made the right choice, everything about this reeks of manliness, cum and sweat, and you can almost taste the musky locker room as you see Rogan totally owning muscled bottom Landon. The dude owns his mouth and ass, sliding his fat dark cock into the guys mouth to dribble precum in there, then slamming his hole before the dude even gets his suit completely off! This is real men fucking their cum out, totally hot and totally amazing to watch.

Jake Genesis is a sexy hunk of man. And he's alone in the locker room in this Minute Man video from COLT Studio Group. Wearing black and blue latex football gear with black eye paint, athletic and hairy Jake couldn't look any hotter. And who wouldn't want to get tackled on the football field by this hunk?

Jake unlaces his football pants and unleashes his throbbing cock. He takes his thick, meaty rod in his hand and slowly strokes for us. He rubs silicone lube all over his body and his muscles glisten. But Genesis doesn't just work his cock; he gives his fuck hole some attention and then grinds his lubed dick hard on against his football. And when he's ready to spunk, he uses his football as a landing pad and coats that thing with a thick load of jizz.

Van Darkholme and Sebastian Keys are a couple of perverts - they love doing nasty things to guys. In this new Men on Edge scene, they're hanging around the gym locker room; it's closing time, so they're waiting for the stragglers to clear out. They've got baseball stud Cameron Kincade tied up and gagged with duct tape and hidden in the dirty laundry hamper.

Finally they're all alone and they tie Cameron to the lockers with duct tape and rip off his clothes. They barely start playing with his cock and it springs to life, sticking straight up at the ceiling. They edge him a few times, bringing to close to unloading his balls but then they stop; and Cameron gets belligerent that they keep denying him a cumload.

This kind of attitude won't do, so they suspend him upside down with rope and flog the baseball player's athletic body. Then they shove dildos down his throat and up his ass, and when Van and Sebastian decide that Cameron has been a good little baseball stud, they finally let his balls unleash a big load of cum all over his chest and belly. But it's not quite over yet: they make him eat his own spunk and then tickle him until he screams for mercy.