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Not "manspreading" as in self-entitled men spreading their legs ultra-wide on crowded public transportation taking multiple seats because they are just so important. But "manspreading" as in check out these hot, fucking guys because I'm going to spread so they can have a hot, fucking time in my hot, fucking hole.

Yeah, I said hole.

I'm guessing by the chemistry in this scene that Daddy Danny and Johnny Five are lovers in real life, or at least regular fuck buddies. They're on fire for each other and you'll enjoy watching these two turning each other on in this Hot Older Male video.

Thank you male nipple privilege. That's the protestable double standard in which biological men are (depending on one's exact location) generally allowed to be bare chested in public.

Including, if you live in Florida, at an alligator funeral. You know, when the alligator died from a meth overdose. Which is pretty much what happens someone in Florida at least once a day. Or probably.

Don't you want to order up some hunky naked guys? Amazon doesn't yet sell that so you'll have to get creative. As there is no Amazon PrimeHunkyNakedGuys app (yet). 

Now the selfies these guys take are way more interesting than the selfies the inanimate objects Amazon sells would take. Although a hand mirror's self-portrait could be philosophically interesting. And a dildo's would be philosophically depraved.

Happy may be too strong a word. Bemused? Eager? Philosophical? Agitated? Confused? Discombobulated? Recombobulated? Clumsy? Lazy?

Yeah all those things, which pretty much add up to happy. Or whatever its called when you stare at naked guys for prolonged periods of time, wondering who they are, what brought the to that moment of exposure. And most of all wondering if any of them think about it as hard as I do.

Yeah, it's a no on that one. But that's okay as their dicks can think for them.

Inside or outside, shirtless or clothed, I'm happy to see a muscular guy taking up space. Though I'd prefer to see a shirtless guy inside more often.

Inside my apartment.

Inside my (fill in the blank). Make that blanks. A lot needs to be filled.

Claudio is down for trying some bareback action at Chaos Men. He's been paired up with experienced Vander to put him at ease. They begin by kissing, and Vander goes after Claudio's armpits. The masculine scene gets Vander riled up for action, and he drops to his knees to suck. Vander then rims Claudio's hole and then lets him inside his own ass, and rides Claudio bareback on the bed.

Straight and Southern redneck Joe D. Wood is bound to the bench under Franco's complete control as he's forced to submit to an extended session of tickle torture/pleasure. No girl has ever done anything like this before to Joe, so it's a new experience of pleasure and torture. But it looks like Joe's experience leaves him pleasured!

Apparently a lot of people were emailing Spunk Worthy asking for Blaze back. Well he is. He can't resist a happy-ending massage but he's never had one from a guy before. Previously, he had just done a solo. So this is a bit of a cherry-popping scene, so to speak. There's sexual tension nonetheless. He's an open-minded fella and isn't shy about being naked on camera. He really gets into it, and the result is one hell of a splurt.

Ricky Larkin's wife isn't putting out but Ricky needs some relief. He weighs up his options and decides to join a gay basketball league in the hope of meeting someone who will fuck his meaty, hairy ass. Diego Sans knows when his services are required, and he happily goes for Ricky's cheating ass after tasting his hard pole and sticking his tongue between those furry ass cheeks.

Clark has the aesthetics of a superhero. He's classically good-looking and has a charming personality to go with it. He loves working out and showing his body, which he says gives him a rush of ego when people double-take. He was a little confused the first time a guy checked him out, but he's grown fond of the attention, so here he is letting millions of guys check him out naked and hard at Sean Cody.

It's beards, beards and also beards! On studs, studs and also studs! Because they're not only a great place to store soup or ice cream (if the guy has no idea how to eat) but a fine accent to a chiseled physique.

As a bonus, they make a guy seem like whatever you want him to seem like. Whatever you hope him to be. Like say a top, or an outdoorsy guy, or a professor, or otherwise deep or relevant. 

My wish for the new year is that someone comes up with a porn site packed with Irish men -- there just aren't enough of them in Pornland. Blue O'Neill is a bald, ginger from the Emerald Isle and he's making his debut on Butch Dixon. 

Sergi Rodriguez is very horny, and he can't wait to call his buddy Martin Mazza and wait for him with his ass in the air, waiting to be fucked without mercy! The action is instant when Martin arrives at Sergi's place. Both hairy men get straight into it at Jalif Studio. Martin has his ass filled with a tongue, fingers and cock, leaving him wide open and used.

I guess November is Luke Harrington month over at Breed Me Raw. Every week the site has brought us another video with this sexy bald man fucking another horny bottom. And not only is this his fourth video this month, but it's lucky number ten in total. If you haven't seen this hairy daddy fucking ass, you've got lots of catching up to do.