Hot Guys & Naked Men Blog

These guys are utterly fuckable. And I mean that in the broad sense of fuckable, as in top, bottom, to the side, triangle, quadrilateral, pyramid, fettuccine, tetris, dick, asshole, and face.

Except for the part where these photos are from many years ago and there's a chance these guys aren't each both naked and available. Though I would bet one of the four is available for rent as, say, a carpenter or plumber or ass fucker. All valid careers.

Hudson Scott is a sexy guy. He's 26 years old and he's tall with a ripped body. English Lads previewed the hunk back in August with a couple of photo sets, then he did his first jack-off session. Two months later and he's back playing with a dildo. "He lubes up his hole and teases the toy against his pucker while continuing to play with himself," says English Lads, "he fingers himself, and shoots a big load all over his tight abs." 

Athletic jock Jimmy Norris just filmed his first jack-off video at Gay Hoopla. What a sexy stud! He's got a lean and mostly smooth body, but he's got a hot treasure trail and hairy armpits. He's a grower in the cock department, and as it turns out, quite the squirter. The site says there's more of him coming soon, so we can probably look forward to Collin Simpson fucking Jimmy's ass, but I'll keep you posted.

I didn't know that a church service could make you horny. But 18-year-old Mike Reed just got back from his college's chapel service and he's horny as fuck. Maybe it's seeing all those good-looking, young men in their Sunday best. Back in his dorm room, he strips off his trousers, but leaves on his shirt and tie and works his cock. But he's got to hurry, his roommate could be back any minute.

I love skinheads, but I just don't see enough of them in Pornland. Maybe I'm hanging around the wrong back alleys. Jon Bull is a beefy, straight lad from the UK. He peels out of his rugby shorts and gets to work on his fat, veiny, uncut cock. It's beautiful, isn't it? He shoots his cum load into the palm of his hand and shows up how big is load is. Come inside and see it.

Intentional or not, dick slips are attention grabbers. And hopefully after a good, long stare and some mutual eye contact, a dick slip can also lead to dick grabbing.

At first glance, it could seem like the guy playing rugby, or football, or whatever it's called because I'm too distracted by him to analyze his actual sport, is having a completely unintentional slip. But then you remember that jockstraps are a time-tested (and testes-tested) technology that he seems to have uninstalled from his person.

And the maybe the guy with the huge, raging boner hanging out of his shorts and blocking a large swath of his muscular thigh is having an intentional slip. But maybe that's what his dick looks like soft and he's having a clothing failure caused by non-organic cotton. Totally.

Here are two of the newest guys at Corbin Fisher. Seth is into sports and CrossFit. He's blond and good looking. He gets a lot of compliments on his blue eyes, but says he doesn't really understand why, he doesn't see them as anything special. This is his first jack-off video with the site, but hopefully we'll be seeing him again. Come inside and see the second new guy.

Riley hits his bathroom for his tryout video for Amateur Straight Guys. He's a beautiful boy with bright blue eyes and plump kissable lips; even his wildly scruffy chin and bowl cut are irresistible. He's got a slim, smooth body and a meaty cock and he sits on a towel by the bathtub and jacks off. Come inside and meet Kota, another new ASG.

Some of these pairs may not stay tight for long, considering what a big, precum-dripping boner can do to cotton. But all it takes is a wash and dry to bring them back to body-clinging life. Except if you're into never washing them because that's a thing too.

There's a laundry detergent with the slogan "keep your whites white and and colors bright" but really once you get a pair home, or are with a guy in wonderful white briefs, all bets are off. Maybe you want that underwear-clad bulge in your mouth, turning the fabric nearly transparent with your spit.

Or maybe you want to watch him pose from across the room as you treat him the exact way you used to treat the underwear section of male clothing catalogs. Or rubbing your covered bulges is a fine way to spend time together too.  It's up to you and your underwear-loving buddy.

21-year-old Ty Jason is a hit with Gay Hoopla members. The big-dicked stud debuted on the site yesterday in his solo jack-off scene and he's causing a stir. "I would pay solely to watch him," says one member. "He's a hottie. I hope I'll be seeing him again," says another in the comments. "This is about the hottest guy out there right now," says a third. All within less than 24 hours of his scene hitting the site!

He's got an athletic body and stands 5'11" and weighs 170 pounds and he's swinging a nine-inch cock. I don't see anything in the line-up of future scenes with him yet, but I'm sure Gay Hoopla isn't going to let Ty get away. Meanwhile, come inside and see another hung newcomer, Baron Wade, getting his ass fucked for the first time.

Jack lives in Melbourne, Australia, but he's originally a farm boy from Queensland. Now, he plays football for a team in his hometown. His body is powerful and he could equally play rugby. He stopped by All Australian Boys just to do a nude shoot, but they had lesbian porn playing on the television, so he soon pulled out his cock and gave it a wank. He's definitely a grower, and oh boy, he's a shooter -- his cumshot lands on the couch, which is about a meter away!

You don't have to think too hard about what you're going to wear when you're just going to be naked anyhow. Though footwear choice and where to keep your wallet and keys are critical decisions. But for partial nudity, like a dual dick pull out at a street party, little planning is required. Except on the part of the folks who are ready to go with their cameras.

I'm not sure how fun it was for the runner to stumble across an expected naked and erect guy on the street, though. As a potential positive, he may have been motivated to run a bit faster away from the scene than he would have otherwise. So he can thank the naked guy for helping him burn two additional calories.

That's not quite the intent of the guy seeking to shock with his public display, but nowadays, you take what you can get as far as impact on others.

The convenient thing with a fetish is that at least sometimes it's purely about witnessing the object or action in question. So if you're into tight abs, that doesn't mean you have to have a set of your own. Though if a fetish can inspire you to work out, go for it.

I also get that being into abs doesn't mean the first-thought view of tight abs here, as it can also be about the tactile experience, which could include more body hair or fat on top. And for body building extremists, possibly some of the guys here have too much of a fat layer. They all look good to me, though.

Just don't ask me to have a conversation with them all. The potential for that to go well is minimal. Though I'm sure I could spend at least 10 minutes talking to the guy at the middle right about his black C-IN2 underwear, which since they are not mesh or sheer, I cannot see into.

Mike Reed sure is getting a well-round college education. The 18-year-old freshman has never done anything like this before. And this isn't just a jack-off video, but it's a self-shot session Mike submitted himself to Amateur Straight Guys. He's a small guy standing 5'6" and weighing 130 pounds. And site owner Dink Flamingo asks us to "vote Mike up if you'd like to enjoy more of this cute vocal twink."

Plus ass. Super fine ass. And cum. Not just any cum. Prime vintage parking lot cum. Nothing better. Plus since Target is known for credit card security breaches, you're sure to keep your digits safe if you only go to Target to ejaculate in the parking lot.

Though you are risking your dignity, because nobody wants to be caught ejaculating by the person who collects the carts from the lot and brings them back to the front of the store. They are so over it all they wouldn't give a damn, even if seeing a large, spurting cock out of nowhere. Plus they have a cart return quota and can't afford to slip on semen.

Meanwhile, this truck trucker is working and peeping at the same time. There's no way to know his voyeurism target. He could be on the lookout for, what's the word, meat balloons. Oooh, that's not a respectful phrase. Let's say giant melons. I like melons.