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V for Visible. P for Penis. L for Line. As in "There's going to be a line of people on their knees in front of these guys if they keep displaying their VPLs so prominently."

It helps to use things in a sentence so their meaning is clear.

For as brazen as female cleavage displays are, I'm surprised VPLs don't make themselves known from frequently. This societal lack is potentially due to a horrible thing called underwear. More specifically, boxers or the lack of underwear will often result in a VPL. But semi-tight briefs combined with average pants (not super tight and not baggy, clingy sweatpants) tend to cancel out the VPL, unfortunately.

Gavin has done a few nudes in the past, but he's eager to get into the porn business in a bigger way. He has no experience with guys, but he's open minded and has a great attitude. And the camera loves him. Better than that, he's incredibly comfortable in front of the camera. At times he pleasures his body as if he's completely alone, then seconds later, he lifts his eyes and gives us a knowing look. You're going to love watching him.

Bearded stud John Powers has a beautiful pair of low-hanging nuts and he loves showing them off. He even wags his ass so his heavy nuts sway from side to side. He lies back and kneads his nuts while stroking his dick. As his cock gets erect his balls tighten, so he wraps his fist around them to pull them harder. When his balls are ready to bust, Powers kneels on the bed and drains them all over the black sheet.

How big do you figure John Hart's cock is? He's a brand new find over at Chaos Men and they have him pegged at eight and a half inches. Really? It looks a lot bigger to me, but I'd have to get up close to tell for sure. And someone over there very will get close to this monster as the site says he's already filmed a blowjob scene.

These pictures don't do Ian Borne justice. They don't show off his good looks or how beautiful his body is, and they certainly don't showcase his nine-inch dick. Man, this guy is a grower. 

But do yourself a favour and head over to Gay Hoopla and watch Ian's preview video. There are some great shots of him running on the track, and wait until you see him completely naked in the bedroom. What a hot little ass -- tight but bouncy. 

And you don't want to miss his first fuck scene, which is coming out in a couple of days.

Astounding how guys with long hair tend not to be romantic leads in many movies or TV shows, with Thor and other medieval-related shows being an exception. If you count music videos of many genres and Playgirl magazine (especially from the '80s and '90s), the numbers skyrocket.

And soap operas have their fair share. I'm talking to you, Ricky Martin, in your role as Miguel on General Hospital. But there's never been a long-haired James Bond anyhow.

I guess the look is too distinctive, plus his enemies could grab more easily grab his hair in a fight. That is pretty much the only sight that could get me to watch another James Bond movie actually.

Navy Petty Officer 2nd Class Luke has been out at sea for the past two months. This furry sailor from Kansas is horny as all fuck. He shows up at Major Wood's private quarters to bust a nut. When Luke peels out of his jeans, he's sporting a very hard, seven-inch cock. He's so horny that he even lets the Major lend a hand to help him blow his thick load across his furry belly.

Pheonix Fellington is good looking with a sexy body. And apparently Mix It Up Boy says that he has a nice personality too. I'm sure he does, but he's also got a nice phat ass and meaty cock, so I guess he's a total package. Pheonix is sure to make your Fourth of July an explosive holiday.

Speedo is a brand name but it ranks right up there with brand names that sound generic like Jell-o, Bandaid, Jeep and Kleenex. Which is perfect because I'm going to need a Kleenex to wipe myself off and a Bandaid for my knee after I pick up a soaking wet Speedo guy in my Jeep and suck him so hard his brain turns to Jell-o.

I don't understand how some Speedos go transparent when wet. That doesn't seem to be an issue in the Olympics so it must be all the performance enhancing drugs that have a side effect of turning wet Speedos opaque. Or it's just that white or light speedos are always an exposure risk.

And what a wonderful risk.

Showing cock next to a speeding train is quite an efficient way to burn your fleeting image into the brains of unsuspecting passersby. It's a factory assembly line approach though and lacks the personal touch.

People on speeding trains can't exactly scream "What the fuck was that?" in a way you could hear. But a range of responses can be assumed. While on the street flashing is more unpredictable for audience size, it's also riskier and potentially more rewarding.

David Strong has one hell of a body: thick, well-built thighs and a lean torso, not to mention a big, heavy-hanging cock. And when his uncut cock is fully erect, your jaw might just hit the floor. He spreads his legs wide and cups his balls and strokes his long shaft. He pumps his mighty hard-on and blows his thick jizz all over his hand.

Lusting after calves is a lower risk activity as compared to openly staring at a stranger's crotch. Because you're generally looking at calves from behind and with your eyes lowered, it's difficult to be caught. Though since really strong calves also show from the front, there's always a risk of being publicly exposed as a drooling calves watcher.

Then you could end up on the cover of Calf Lusters International. An honor of sorts.

And what do these guys expect when they work out their calves and combine that with lucky biology to reach seduction level. And not everyone with big calves has massive muscles overall. Sometimes there's a disproportionate Popeye forearm thing going on down there. And I'm glad.

After many moons of mediocre guys, Sean Cody has finally upped his game bringing us sexy Jackson. He's a massage therapist with a muscular and hairy body and he's packing a thick, uncut cock. He both tops and bottoms depending on his partner and he loves playful sex with lots of body contact and oral action. He says that he's open for just about anything.

After a string of somewhat mediocre guys, Sean Cody picks up the pace this week with Declan. This Spanish stud plays soccer and works out every day -- it shows! -- and has a seductive accent. And when it comes to sex, he loves having his fat, uncut cock deep throated. Declan comes to Sean Cody looking to cross something off his sex bucket list -- anal sex. Giving or receiving?

Gemini Men always like pushing straight guys to their limits, but the site producer's Mark is never sure how far a guy will go. Hung guy Drake Hollister goes all the way. Mark keeps throwing toys on the bed and Drake keeps shoving them up his ass. A small vibrator, a butt plug, a glass dildo, another dildo, and then finally a zucchini.