Invite to a guy's weekend

by Londonmike

3 Nov 2022 1842 readers Score 9.3 (32 votes) PDF Mobi ePub Txt


The alarms started going off at 7am. Tired and hungover arms reached out to silence them.

One by one the guys surfaced and headed down to make coffee, piss, shower grab a bite before all heading out to the bus..

Jason and me were the last to leave the showers. I watched out the corner of my eye getting a good look at his flacid 6 inches hanging beautifully over his bollocks. The soapy water ran along the shaft collecting at his feet. Standing with his back against the wall Jason shaped his dick, casually at first, but when he was sure I was watching, it was slower and more sensual. I could see Jason had begun to chub up and that got me thinking about last night. "Hey, that's a beautiful dick Jase. Worked well last night too I laughed, did you enjoy being rimmed?"

"Rimmed?" Jase said looking around.

"You know, having your arse licked." I realised he may not know what the name for that was.

"Oh OK, yeah, I'd never heard it called that. Women haven't done that to me, is it a gay thing then? Whatever it's called, it was fucking great he laughed." By now jase was massaging his cock, I need to bust one out before I finish the shower if you want to help?" I was nervous of the others coming in but didn't need a second invite. Immediately I was on my knees sucking his dick, the water splashing off my head. I massaged Jason's balls and as he leant back against the wall his legs opened enough for me to slip a finger along his soapy crack. Jason rocked as my head bobbed on his cock. Placing a hand on my head he pulled my head further toward his crotch. My finger went deeper and Jason started to bare down around it. I could feel his prostate, as I rubbed I felt Jason tense up, his balls tightened and contracted and I was rewarded with a huge creamy hot load. The taste was glorious, spunky, thick and a tang of salty sweetness on my tongue. Slowly I pulled my finger out as Jason winced and swore through gritted teeth, "fuuuucck!"

Jase tapped me on the head and left the shower. I was going to jack off, but heard a sound at the door and Tony walked in for a piss. I rinsed watching through the screen as he artistically sprayed the back of the urinal. Tony gave me a smile as he left, telling me they were just waiting on me.
Geeze, this is going to be a long day.

We did the mudder, at one point I was scrambling up behind Paul who slipped, I looked up as his arse landed on my face. Erm, was that an accident lol..I enjoyed it after the shock. I felt a hand grab at my scruff and Tony quite literally pulled me up the bank grinning as he set me down. He's impressed me twice already today. If only there was a way to make it a hat trick involving me and pretty much any part of his anatomy.

Paul, Tony and me were doing fairly well and ahead of the others in our group. When we hit the finish line we headed back to the reception tent to get pur official times and wait on the others. I got the coffee and a Sausage roll each and we sat chatting. We knew very little about Tony.
Paul asked what had happened with him and the wife, I winced as Tony took a long pause, I couldn't believe Paul would be so bold and insensitive to blatantly ask a personal question to a stranger.

"Well I guess we just drifted apart and realised we wanted different things. Tony said eventually.

Paul didn't read him well and persisted with do you have kids, no. Who's stayed in the house, me. How come?

"Look", Tony said, somewhat exasperated. "She left me 3 months ago for another chic, not completely out the blue, I'd had my suspicions fpr a while, yes I knew my wife was bi, yes we met because she wanted a threesome, yes I was up for it, yes it carried on until I was, well really, surplus to requirements and basically she came in one day after shopping, sat me down and said she wanted to live with Carol. She loved me but more like a brother. I got to keep the house and she pretty much took the better car and savings. Now I can do what I want. Its sad but I'm more lonely than upset. We kinda did our own thing for years but we were comfortable with eachother and its weird eating and watching tv alone".

That shut Paul up, but what cracked me up, was when Tony said, "but on the upside, I can hang around the house naked all day without being told what to do. I get to watch porn and toss off to my hearts content". He laughed and I joined him, but mostly laughing with him at Paul who just sat open mouthed. "And, didn't have to ask permission to come away with you guys. Your a pretty cool bunch".

"Thanks Tony," I said, both looking at Paul.

Eventually paul said, "well that does sound like it would have its advantages. Maybe we should all hang out naked later, when we get back, and watch some porn. A pretend single boys night.

Fuck that would be awesome I thought, wondering if I had just thought it or said it aloud.

The guys came crashing in the tent wet and dirty but in good spirits arguing over who got the fastest time. After coffees and pastries we all bundled in the van for the trip back.

It was beyond Mt expectations, the minute we were through the door the guys started stripping off. One by one we raced to the shower to get clean. Guys showering, a tussle to piss in the trough left two hopping around and hollering but instead of running to the stalls next door Tony and Andy pissed in the shower while Dave and I were showering. I wasn't sure if I should be excited or pissed off. They, just assumed it was ok, especially as they seemed to not even care that we were being splashed. Dave was particularly unfazed, which I thought was odd.

I pretended to wash my hair while watching the stream from under my arm and I couldn't help but get a little chubbed by the sight and even the strong soap didn't completely mask the odour. I wasn't the only one getting hard. Dave was more or less sporting a full boner. Andy and Tony were not exactly flacid. Looking accross the room , Jerry was waiting beside Jase play fighting, and Paul was at the urinal. The scene was amazing and whilst the room was large, it was full.

"Hey love birds, get out the shower and let us all have a go. Geeze, anyone would think you guys enjoyed sharing the shower with us pissing in it. Save water next time and turn the tap off." I was red with embarrassment, but again, nothing from Dave.

Paul, stepped forward and slipped crashing into Jerry and Jase. They absorbed his fall but ended up in a tangled, naked mess. Laughter filled the room and as the guys got to their feet, it was clear they had erections. Unabashed, Jerry was bouncing it around saying "I thought you were offering your arse then Paul, look it got me excited." Jerry didn't stop tossing off, even as the laughter died down. Paul and Jase were washing the mud off themselves. Dave and I were toweling off and Andy, Ste, and Matt were looking at Tony who I realised was stood, stark bollock naked, watching and wanking.

Tony was a commanding and confident presence in the room. We were all slightly in ore of him, even Paul who was staring from the cubicle. Matt piped up with "hey guys, let's see who can toss off and cum first. " Nothing was said but all of us started beating off.

Well how about we make it more interesting and play soggy biscuit, hey Mick, how about you be the biscuit? Matt suggested.

"Good shout," Paul said, why bring a gay away and wank ourselves" he added.

Had it been anyone but Paul I would have protested but I had an idea as to what he was thinking. I stepped forward and down onto my knees. The guys circled me, and Paul turned the shower off. Cocks in hand, the guys gradually started pumping their dicks aiming them at my face. I looked up and Paul being the closest, I tentertively licked his helmet. I was rigid, more so as I felt a stream of hot liquid hit my neck. I knew instantly someone was pissing over me. Looking around I see it was Matt. He's a dirty fucker I thought to myself. Whilst most of the guys started protesting, soon they realised it, or rather I appeared cool with it. Jase jostled to stand next to Paul and as I looked up our eyes met. His expression was more curious than anything and a slight grin appeared as he held his dick and started a steady stream of piss at my face. Pissing on Paul's hand and cock while I sucked him off. The stream on my neck died down but then one to my right. Out the corner of my eye I see it was Tony. I allowed Paul's cock to slip from my mouth and turned open mouthed to savour the liquor Tony was hosing me with. Andy approached, his helmet leaking pre cum and I let Tony's piss splash off the side of my face while I licked the pearl of Andy's cock. A bead hung midway from Jase and I devour that too with an ever increasing vigour. The guys were really getting into it with the the sounds of grunts and ahhs, along with the squelch of masturbating wet cock and the odd fuck this is hot and he's a dirty cunt..

I felt a body next to me and turned to see Dave had settled beside me, helping me out like a wing man should. Taking up the slack. I couldn't suck all the guys at once. Paul was getting close, I recognised the movement in his hips and facial expression. True to form he sped up his masturbating and as I crane my neck toward him opening my mouth. He shot, "aahhggg fuck!" 3 jets of cum shot over my nose and in my waiting mouth. I gasped and turned my head back in time for Tony to lean forward. This I wasn't going to waste. I enveloped his cock, and as it reached the back of my throat his balls tightened and he exploded. Shot after shot of hot creamy cum, so much cum it was in my nose and trying to escape my lips around his cock. I clamped and sucked for all I was worth. I felt a tongue at my cheek and realised Dave was taking up the excess. Jase rewarded us next, Jerry followed, holding Daves head and aimed his dick at his mouth. Jerry didn't disappoint, covering Daves eager mouth. Dave lapped like a thirsty dog cleaning his cock and running his tongue around his lips to collect any spunk that had settled there. Ste was right at Daves face waiting for his turn when Matt prodded my cheek with his cock. Wanking furiously. He really did have a musk about him. I licked at his helmet and could taste a mixture of sweat, the tang of smeg, piss, and precum. I licked up his shaft from his musky balls to be rewarded with a facial. I was covered, I felt the spunk land in the corner of my eye, and a sudden sting. Dave was choking and spluttering as Ste and Andy unloaded simultaneously over his waiting mouth. I leaned back and took hold of my cock to wank myself as Matt took aim with another piss. This time aiming at my cock as I was masturbating. I lean back further and laid prostrate, Dave straddled my head. My tongue darted into his arse as I felt the trickle of piss on my chest. Someone was evidently pissing on us both. Fuck this was horny. It was too much to bare, I reached the point of no return and fired off a few voleys of my own. Dave leant forward and took my cum covered cock, cleaned me up then straightened his back as he came, showering my torso with a scream of pleasure. He collapsed on me, a smelly cummy mess, both of us.

The shower started and the laughter and name calling began as the guys showered.
Waiting for a space under the shower, I caught Paul's eye and he winked, grinning broadly.

Tony and Andy helped with the meal and soon we were all fed, back on the beer and naked, playing truth or dare. As the evening wore on we got a little drunk, well they did. I wanted to remember tonight and what was going on.

My truth or dare was to Jase, "dare!"

Take my cock up your arse? Needless to say, this started another round and at one point. Paul was in Dave, Jase was in Paul, I was balls deep in Jase, Tony was in me. The guys accross the room, were in a daisy chain suck.

Needless to say, no one got any sleep Saturday night. We explored eachother openly for the rest of the weekend. Vows made to keep this weekend a secret to take to the grave and to maybe start a club with those who wanted to continue to holiday with eachother, four times a year.

"That was a heavy weekend," I heard Paul say, as Linda met him at their door, when we arrived home. Taking his coat from him and giving him a peck on the cheek, Linda replied,

"I guess you won't want to go again then?"

Oh yeah we do. Actually we've planned a hole in one tournament, for a couple of months time. I smiled to myself as I put my key in the door. "Hi Craig, I'm home!"