• Fetish Explosion

    First up in our fetish video triple play is what happens when an advertising agency goes full kink attack when shilling for headphones. By the way, I love my Sennheisers but I had no idea they loved me so creepily much right back. Like really creepy. Like weird creepy. Like half of me wants someone this devoted in my life and half wants a restraining order. But mainly, none of me wants ear sex. Not even my ears.

    This one's called Joe and Footsiedude wrestle in nylon socks - this one's a masterpiece . And I'm thinking everyone new Hollywood movie should adopt that as a subtitle. No need for reviews, just Transformers 3: Thie One's a Masterpiece, now at a theater near you. Or opening soon, Lindsay Lohan vs. Mothra vs. Godzilla vs. Arianna Grande vs. Alaska Thunderfuck vs. Tommy Tune vs. Melissa Rivers vs. Joe and Footsiedude: This One's a Masterpiece. Now enjoy this very specific video where two guys struggle to not show their faces on camera while fake wrestling in socks from Nordstrom.

    And here's the Village People singing the praises of Sex Over the Phone(inexplicably with women!) in 1985. See it's this kink where people spent $3.99/minute to talk to the slightly altered 1985 lineup of the Village People and ejaculate. Or something like that. On a side note, when having sex with a phone, use an old rotary style so you can use the cord to pull it out if it gets stuck. This video is kinky in a desperately seeking relevance yet still not coming out of the closet kind of way. At least they were keeping dance music going back then. That's more than I can say for that bitch Axl Rose.

  • "I'm in a Little Bit of a Post-Orgasmic Bliss Right Now."

    "I'm in a Little Bit of a Post-Orgasmic Bliss Right Now."

    In his post-session interview, bearded Nathan Martin looks stoned. He's not high on drugs or booze, his head is swimming in a "post-orgasmic bliss" as he calls it, adding, "It was very good." I believe him. Cock teased and brought to the brink of cumming several times, Nathan's got a lot of those feel-good chemicals coursing through his body.

    I don't know who Nathan Martin is, this is his first appearance on Men on Edge, and I can't really find him anywhere else. But he's a sexy guy with a full beard and decent body, and he's swinging a big dick. He admits to being nervous before his session, but he's raring to go, so they tie him to a concrete pillar with bright red rope.

    Nathan gets the full treatment from Sebastian Keys, although not as wickedly nasty as I've seen, but Nathan's a first-timer. Whether he's bound to the pillar or bed, Nathan is helpless to stop it. All he can do is yell, "I'm gonna cum," which only makes Sebastian stop. But this isn't only about Nathan's big cock, Sebastian tugs on his nuts and pulls on his nipples.

    Nathan is tied to the bed and gets his dick serviced some more before Keys brings out the electric dildo and plunges Nathan's hole until he yells his head off. Finally, Sebastian puts Nathan out of his misery and he's got a special way of bringing this session to an end.

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  • Ride 'Em Cowboy

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    If the Dallas Cowboys were all big, tough women and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders were all guys, I'd sure as hell be sharing as many pictures of those cheerleaders with you. In their denim cutoffs, suede vests and kerchiefs around their necks. Blue kerchiefs means ball sucking. Or maybe kerchief sucking. I don't remember.

    But being a cowboy isn't just about an outfit. It's an attitude. And a genuine way of life for some. And it's real. If you're super wanting to dabble, check out the gay rodeo circuit, but please go light on the animal cruelty. Just focus on admiring tight denim clad bulges. And flashing your own.

    I'm going to guess that the Halloween costume level of cowboyness is not how real cowboys dress. But it sure as hell seems how country singers do. Do not let hipsters tell you they popularized the skinny jean. At most they popularized skinny jeans on stick legs. Cowboys popularized boot cut jeans that looks like skinny jeans because cowboys have muscle. It's from all the line dancing. And line fucking.

    Sometimes cowboys keep their hats on when they fuck, and sometimes they take them off. A cowboy doesn't need his hat in order to be cowpoke. Just a cock to poke with. Yeehaw!

  • "I'm Here for the Boot Camp Class."

    "I'm Here for the Boot Camp Class."

    I love the Creepy Handyman series at Bound Gods. I look forward to these scenes and Trenton Ducati plays the role perfectly, he's such a nasty prick. Bondage Boot Camp Workout just aired and it features muscle hunk Tatum showing up at the gym looking for the boot camp class. Ducati pretends like he's the instructor, and before Tatum knows it, he's doing push-ups with the help of a cattle prod.

    I found this scene wildly amusing because I actually just started seeing a trainer this week. Seeing Ducati giving this muscle hunk some electrical zaps or slaps as added incentive makes me smile. Perfect timing considering the pain I'm in after three sessions this week. How fast could I run the treadmill with a cattle prod poking my ass? Sure does add an interesting level to a guy's workout. And hey, my trainer is hot, so let's go.

    Ducati ties Tatum to the the bench and makes him do presses, all the while Ducati is stiffening his own cock for Tatum's ass. After a few zaps on the chest and abs, Trenton rams his dick into hunk's ass. They follow up with a cardio workout and chained to the treadmill, Tatum tries running with weights chains to his nuts. And Tatum is bound with rope and strung from the ceiling for some exercises to improve his flexibility.

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  • This Soldier Doesn't Like Sharing his Toys

    This Soldier Doesn't Like Sharing his Toys

    Sometimes all I can do is shake my head and laugh. So here's the set-up in the latest Enlist Your Fist from Club Inferno Dungeon. Sean Duran has already shoved a few dildos up soldier Armond Rizzo's ass in scene two and I guess Rizzo has been blabbing because Rogue Status shows up at Duran's tent looking for a dildo, or a hand, or whatever Duran is in the mood for.

    After some deep dick sucking, Rogue assumes the position fours and Duran works a giant dildo into his hole. All of a sudden Rizzo busts in with his squeaky little voice yelling, "What the fuck is this?" Not only is Rizzo going all Glenn Close because Rogue is playing with his man, but this bottom has Rizzo's favourite dildo buried in his ass. "Take the toy and get the fuck out," Rizzo yaps.

    Rogue Status gets up and leaves. Are you fucking kidding me? Rogue could have swatted Rizzo like a fly. I don't know what kind of power this soldier has over these guys, maybe he's sucking the sergeant's cock. And I was really more interested in see Duran finish off Rogue's furry butt -- we've already seen Duran and Rizzo play -- but Rogue pulls up his pants and scurries off with the greased dildo in hand. Then Rizzo starts giving Duran a heap of grief. And he's got him shaking in his boots! Duran spends the next several minutes making it up to his butt buddy by shoving big dildos up his ass.

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  • Turn Your Head and Ejaculate

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    I'm still waiting for a doctor to say that to me. I think the closest I've come is "Turn left to get back to reception." Really is there a fetish for which the fantasy vs. reality ratio is more heavily weighted to fantasy? Yeah, I used the fancy word ratio. Maybe that'll catch the attention of a highly educated smartypants doctor.

    The power of the medical fetish is that the doctor doesn't break the fourth wall. Sexual things maybe kind of happen but are never acknowledged. Sexual responses maybe kind of happen but who can help it? It's not the fault of your penis that getting a digital anal exam makes you spring a boner. Especially if he probes for 17 minutes. You know, just to make sure.

    So much medical fetish porn out there has the performers breaking that wall. A few seconds in (after some halfhearted stethoscoping) the doctor's coat and scrubs and the patient's gown come off. Though as pure fantasy, some of the porn does a good job. You'll need to be judge, jury and masturbator.

    Want a real life experience? You could always look up doctors who've been sued or cited or whatever happens for sexual misconduct. Great idea, right? Or more likely find someone who's really good at acting and has a huge budget so you can build a whole exam room situation. Or get a whole group of guys together for a mass physical. Bonus points if someone gets super embarrassed for real.

    Wanting to seduce someone into trying it out? Well good thing it's a pretty darn flexible fetish, allowing other fetishes to work their way in. CMNM? Check. Feet? Check. Underwear? Check. Milking? Check. Bondage? Check. Checking the prostate? Check, check and check!

    But if you want a real medical professional pervert, go for a dentist. They're all sadists. And they'll give you a toy after. If you ask nicely.

    P.S. The doctor will suck you now.

  • Holy Shit! It's the Fuzz!

    Holy Shit! It's the Fuzz!

    Security officer Jimmy Bullet is patrolling the forest because, I guess, someone's been robbing the Forest People, or harassing Bambi or something. Bullet stumbles across Sebastian Keys and Van Darkholme tying some guy tied to a tree like they do from time to time at Men on Edge. Bullet calls in for back-up: "I have a 72369 in progress." I'm pretty sure he's rambling off random numbers because when I google 72369, all I find are weather reports and foreclosed houses for sale in Oneida, Arkansas, zip code 72369.

    Like any good security officer, Bullet doesn't wait for back-up -- I'm pretty sure it'll take them a while to tromp through the forest anyway -- and he rushes in with: "Hey! Stop that perversion! This is the law." Sebastian spots Bullet with his gun aiming right at them. "Holy shit! It's the fuzz! Let's get out of here." He and Darkholme take off leaving their prisoner tied to the tree. (Make sure you watch Van Darkholme, he's not the best runner and almost knocks himself out on another tree.)

    Sebastian and Van hear Officer Bullet bellowing and return to find him hanging from their net trap. Why do people in these predicaments always scream orders at their captors? The boys rip open Bullet's trousers, and while one works his dick, the other gags him with his cock. "Shut the fuck up!" Sebastian grunts. After Bullet settles down, he gets a little break, but seeing Darkholme coming at him with a dildo on a stick, he starts yelling again. Sebastian shuts him up again. This one's going on for a while and I'm betting Bullet's back-up is going to be mighty surprised to find him tied to a tree naked and sporting a cummy cock.

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  • Straight Nerds Spank Butt Cheeks Then Cum

    Straight Nerds Spank Butt Cheeks Then Cum

    This really is a great video from Straight Fraternity. It features two straight nerdy young guys, Tex and Reese, who are both amazingly sexy with their shy, nerdy kind of looks and mannerisms.

    Both guys are return visitors to the site; Tex is the younger of the two and he's got such an innocent look about him, with those glasses and that cute little smile. He's single and has been off chasing the ladies down in Texas lately and talks a bit about that; while Reese is still living with his girlfriend. The guys stand up and strip, Tex is a bit shy and hides his little uncut cock, whereas Reese just lets his big floppy cut dick dangle in full view! The guys have no idea what the cameraman has in store for them today, and both are shocked, and a bit amused, that he wants Reese to paddle Tex's butt until the cheeks glow red! They both laugh about it nervously, then Tex lays himself across Reese's lap and Reese starts paddling his butt, albeit gently. After a few good smacks Tex stands up and his butt is glowing a nice shade of pink and he rub's the warm cheeks with his hands to try and cool them down a bit. Then the cameraman shocks the guys again when he says "Now it's Reese's turn to get spanked!" It is funny to watch as the tables turn - as Tex, unlike Reese, doesn't pull any punches and really smacks Reese's butt cheeks quite hard - in fact Reese can't take many whacks until he jumps up to protect his skinny butt! Now the cameraman gets the guys to stroke their cocks and then tells Tex to blow Reese. It is great to see this straight young nerdy guy going down and sucking cock. He starts off tentatively, with his own cock quite soft, and then seemingly decides he likes it and really gets into the experience, and all the while his own cock gets harder and harder, you can even see bounce up and down with each pulse until it's rock hard! Then Reese reaches the point of no return and Tex watches in awe as he witnesses another guy's cock cumming right in front of him for the first time ... the look on his face is priceless! But that's not the end, the cameraman makes Reese play with Tex's nipples and jiggle his balls while Tex jacks off, and when the time comes for his own cum shot, as Reese couldn't take all his whacks earlier Tex won the prize, which was to squirt his cum over Reese's hairy leg!

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  • Spanked Red

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    I can't remember the hankie code color for spanking (and folks aren't as much into the gay semiotics of hankie codes, key chains, and red ties anymore). So to indicate you're a spanking bottom, I would suggest walking around bent over with a guy spanking your bare ass. That should send a signal, however subtle, that you're a spank pig.

    What did you do wrong to deserve a spanking? It's more so what did you do right! Such as admit you want it then go out and get it. Sure, maybe some role play can be involved, like that you were late on the rent so your landlord spanked you, or you were late on your homework so your professor spanked you, or you were late on being spanked, so some guy spanked you. That's about it.

    Well, really, you don't even need role playing. You can just be yourself and dig the feeling, whether it's thuddy spanking or sharper spanking or a spank followed by a massage followed by a spank followed by a jack followed by a fuck followed by a tofu sandwich. And a tofu sandwich is not a sex move. It's literally a tofu sandwich. You might be hungry after. Spanking and getting spanked takes a lot of energy and builds it up too. The endorphin rush (if built up right) can be astounding. That's why it's important for the top to make sure not to injure you because you might not be able to feel pain the same in that heightened state. No spanking the coccyx! Tee hee, I said coccyx.

    Spanking can also be fun over clothes. And it can be gentle or hard. Technically, it can involve implements but there's just something to be said for a bare hand on your bare ass. Maybe a gloved hand if you want it rougher.

    As kinks go, you'll likely be able to find a spanking buddy, or ten, if you put it out there. And if you want to spank folks, put in some time as the bottom too. That will make you a better top. And guess this post makes me a fetish cheerleader. Go team!

    Now what are you and your buddy going to pick for a safe word? How about ouch? No that would be too confusing because you might need to say ouch but not have the guy stop. So just go with the basic: rutabaga. Nobody ever has any reason to say the word rutabaga besides to get someone to slow down or stop spanking them. Everyone knows that. Especially the Rutabaga Council of America. Bunch of anti-spanking creeps.

    Now watch a footballer get spanked and fucked. It's what the internet is for, unless that exact thing is going on outside your window right now. In which case, join in!

  • Holes Are Awesome

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    Like OMG, you should totally go to the mall and get something pierced. There's that dick piercing parlor named The Shiny Cock right next to Pies Pies Pies (which sells pies). Then there's a nip piercing parlor called Big Sam's Nipple Goodies Emporium. Big Sam, what a great gal! And there's a kinda sleazy place that will pierce absolutely anything. Every fifth piercing, the piercer guy ejaculates on you. That place is called Macy's.

    If it can be pierced, someone's done it. Lots of metal in the pics above, but of course there are so many options for shapes and materials, depending on what you're getting pierced. Glass plugs for earrings. Wood, amber, different colored metals, silicone, discarded giraffe tonsils, whatever.

    So here's the thing. Piercings are jewelry, but they can be functional jewelry. Gagging, tugging, calling attention to where and what you want, asserting preferences. Piercing is communication.

    Are you pierced anywhere? Do you dig it on a guy? I actually think less guys are getting pierced ears even. In my non-scientific study, it seems it's been a majorly long time since a single earring (or pair) were a way to flag sexual identity. Less guys with pink/blue/green/orange hair too. Or I'm not going where they are.

    Damien Wolfe has a sweet eyebrow piercing. Those are an emo twink porn thing now. He paid for it himself out of his velcro wallet.

    My favorite? A businessman in a perfectly fitting suit, tight dress shirt, and punky earrings like black plugs or stainless steel eyelets. Makes you wonder about his proclivities. Besides his obvious proclivity toward capitalism.

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