Invite to a guy's weekend

Paul was out sorting the bins when I reached home. I hadn't seen Paul for a while. Initially I thought he was avoiding me, but he immediately said "hey buddy, haven't seen you in ages, not intentional at all". I looked around as he gave me a quick hug. "She's out" he said reading my expression.

"All good mate, busy busy busy," I countered. Showing my teeth in the broadest smile I could muster.

It was getting dark earlier now and our shifts meant that we had just kept missing eachother. "That trip you and your mates had to ibiza, so jealous man, I would have loved to be able to have an, all guys holiday".

"All gays you mean"? Paul laughed at his own joke. "Well next time maybe you could tag along. Jerry had a mate we didn't know come along, worked out well in the end. They shared the double, so less awkward for the rest of us!"

"OK your on" I said, as I wheeled the bins onto position and we went our separate ways.

I told told Craig about the conversation and he laughed. "He's never gonna invite you away and besides, I wouldn't be happy being left here while you get pissed with a group of guys!" I beat off later that night fantasising about being the whore for a group of straights. I wish!

Craig had had a call about attending a family affair in two weeks time and he felt it better to go alone. His family were fairly complex and he felt I agitated them at times with my candour and no bull approach. "Fine", I said, with feigned hurt. Craig laughed knowing it was quite the opposite of what I was really thinking.

Two days later Paul knocked to ask if I was free Saturday week. Turns out the 7 guys were going on a tough mudder event, and they had a spare place as one of the group dropped out. I was assured we weren't going to rough it too much, as they were staying in a large 3 bed converted barn In the countryside. We'd be away Friday to Sunday. I'll check with Craig, but it should be OK I said. Of course I had zero intention of telling Craig until the Friday we were leaving. He would be away Thursday to Monday and I'd tell him that it was a last minute thing. I told Craig Thursday, that there was a chance to go away for a sports weekend, but they need to confirm the xtra ticket. Craig "ahah'd", as he was packing, not listening. Good I thought. I laughed to myself, as I thought I could have said watersports weekend, I had been thinking that, it had been part of my initial fantasy.

I'm sure I got a stiffy as the mini bus turned up. Quickly introduced as a mate, (nice) we threw our bags on the back seat and was handed cans before our arses hit the seats. A quick head count made 7 on the bus already. I expected to see 5, plus us 2, so Who were these other 2? Not that i was complaining, all the guys looked fairly handsome to hot and I could taste the testosterone in the air, this was gonna be fun.

2 hours and due a piss stop. We pulled into the layby and literally lined up as if we were at a urinal.. hi jinx indeed as the lads instantly turned 10 and were trying to piss the furthest. Manhandling themselves completely unabashed. We were all laughing as we bundled back on the bus, but as I sat, I had to adjust myself.

Just 90 minutes later we pulled up down a track and into a clearing. I looked at our residence and realised it was very different to how I'd imagined. It was clearly a barn. Not a barn turned into a modern 3 bed house, with high glazed fancy windows etc. Nope. This was a BARN, carved up and turned into accommodation. Fuck, it just gets better and better.

There was lots of banter and chatter amongst the guys as we threw our bags down and started to unpack what we'd brought. The click and spur of ring pulls as the cans of beer were opened. I popped a Cork and poured a glass of wine from one of a decent few bottles of red I'd packed along with a large bottle of JD. Instantly I was mocked and elevated to chef. How was it deduced that I could, or would cook for everyone, just because I was drinking wine. Still we had to eat.

The kitchen itself was fairly large dominated by a 10 seater table to one side. 6 chairs and a long bench at the back. Suddenly I realised the bench would be cosy for 3 or 4 guys. A range to cook on, microwave, industrial size toaster and hot water pot and a large aluminum fridge freezer. I unpacked the food and put it away before going to find the guys who'd disappeared.

I found them upstairs in a large bedroom with 4 single beds, arguing over who was sleeping where, like boys at camp. I smirked and left them to it exploring further alone. 2 other rooms, one with 2 bunk beds and 1 large double room with a kingsize bed. I later found out that there were also 2 put up beds, stored in a cupboard in the double room, So this place actually slept at least 12.

Back downstairs was a large, nicely decorated and furnished, but robust, living area. Large wall hung TV, a log burner with logs to the side and a bookcase with a few travel books, 40 or so novel's, mainly fiction, I guess people have swapped/ left them over the years and the usual map books and useful information pamphlets etc. To the left of the living area, was a games room with darts and a pool table, board games, and a couple of scruffy leather sofas.

Out of that room and accross the hall, were the toilets. Male and female. I pushed into the ladies first, always inquisitive as to how they compare. The standard pink walls (typical), otherwise tiled, 2 stalls and a double basin with a large lit mirror.

The mens room was a delight, to me at least. A large room, part tiled with baby blue walls (how very gender biased, we are still). A large open shower area with two rain shower heads and handy second hose. Changing bench, twin basins, 3 stalls and along the wall a Small 3 man URINAL. Seems excessive, but we later learned that initially, the barn consisted of 2 open dorms, and catered for up to 30 individuals at a time.

Jerry pushed passed me in the doorway while opening his zip and pulling out his knob to the whole world. "I'm fucking busting" he said while he splashed away glancing over his shoulder and looking for a reaction from me. I didn't give one. I could hear the force of his piss hitting the metal wall like a hose on a shed. I could smell the distinct scent of male piss, as if drawn by a siren, I moved from the door. "Hearing you go, now I need a piss" I said as I started to unbuckle and unbutton my jeans, deliberately letting my waistband drop halfway down my buttocks. I decided to be bold and take a closer look as Jerry was shaking his cock to put it away. Jerry looked at me staring, and waved it at me. "Hey man, fairs, fair". With that, Jerry looked down at my cock as it started its steady stream. "Nice crack by the way", then turned to leave the room, laughing.

I felt myself flush red, and I felt just a little embarrassed that I'd been so brazen. What was I expecting, I thought to myself. For Jerry to ask me to suck his dick!?

I liked Jerry instantly. He was hot, late 30's, 5'11, muscular with dark brown hair.

I returned to the room and found that all but Paul were back in the games room, drinking and starting to play games. At this point, I guess I should introduce the group of guys assembled.

Paul (absent) you know already but for those who don't, he's shorter than me at 5'9 muscular, dark hair, and 40.

Jerry I've just described.

Matthew, (matty) mid 30's, short blonde hair, 5'7, and all muscle.

Ste, early 40's, mousy brown hair, 5'11, slim.

Jason, (Jerry's mate and new to the group too) about 30, 5'8, muscles and looks hairless. From the glance I got he has the ultimate perfect uncut cock. About 5" soft.

Dave the driver, was probably the oldest in the group. He's about 60, balding silver hair, and 5'10, he's in good shape. I also stood between him and Jason when we stopped for a piss. David has a nice uncut cock.

Andy, 50's, 5'10 thick dark short hair, dad bod, with dark hair poking above his tighty whitey.

Finally Tony, late 40's/ 50. Tony is as hot as hell, and the most aloof. A friend of Andy's he stood 6'3, muscled, narrow waist and big legs in his short shorts. I learned that he had recently split up from his wife, and Andy had convinced him to come with us. If he's able he will join us but otherwise he can hang out during the day and read etc, at least it will be a change of scenery. I had tried to stand close when we stopped for a piss, but he ran back to the bus to place his phone on the seat and when he returned others had moved between us. Even if I was brave enough, I couldn't exactly move next to him then.

Feeling a little awkward, I left the guys to it, and decided to go and find Paul.

Paul was sorting his gear out and had commandeered the king bed in the double room. "Hey Paul, why aren't you downstairs with the guys?" I asked.

"I'm getting ahead of the game, I'm sorting my space, well our space actually", he replied with a wink. "We can share this bed as Jerry and Jason had to share last time. It also allows us to have some fun but we'll need to be careful and quiet"....he grinned.

He reached over and pushed the door closed and kissed me with a surprising hunger while taking my hand and placing it on his groin, I could feel the erection growing through his jeans. I kissed back then parted quickly as we heard a noise on the stairs.......

Jerry appeared and we quickly moved away from eachother. He stared for a minute then said, "hey come down were splitting into teams and opening the nibbles. What are you doing in here, I thought Jason and me were in here in the double? We don't mind sharing".

"Well exactly" said Paul, "you had to share last time, so I figured Mike and I will share this time. So you guys didn't have to".

"No really it's cool, Jerry protested, we've kinda arranged it as in expecting it". I don't know why, but I could swear Jerry looked a bit desperate and pissed off. My thoughts were shook by the sound of the guys crashing onto the hallway and claiming their beds. Jason appeared next to Jerry and looked at us questioningly. Jerry jumped in with, "I said we were happy to share, same as we did last time, tell em Jase". Jason stood and looked back and forth between us.

"Yeah, yeah sure". He wasn't convincing, and appeared embarrassed. "Look man let's find another room, if Paul and Mike are gonna share, its cool".

Reluctantly Jerry left with Jason, but they were soon back. "The beds available were high bunks and I can't sleep up there as I sleep walk. Jason doesn't feel comfortable sleeping with guys he doesn't know" jerry said. Paul and I turned to look at eachother, both thinking the same. BULL SHIT! But we were a little confused as to what was going on. It was Paul who finally spoke.

"OK guy's, there are the put up beds in the cupboard. Let's flip a coin and see who sleeps where, and with who. Heads we have to sleep together in the double, tails it's you two." I looked on bemused, is it just straight guy's who are dumb. Something is amiss, why are we even having this discussion for lame excuses. Clearly they want (or at least Jerry wants) them to sleep together. I can only assume it's for the same reason Paul and I want to sleep together. I had no idea this was where the weekend was going but the bulge growing in my pants betrayed me. I must have looked dumb, lost in my own thoughts, given that Paul took his finger and raised my chin, closing my mouth that had fallen open. Theres a clang as the coin hits the floor. Looking down, i wasn't the only one thinking, heads, we win. I mean lose!

"Heads, ok guy's, you get the singles. Sorry Mike, your with me". With his back to the other two, Paul rolled his eyes.

The rest of the evening was spent playing games, drinking, eating nibbles, pizzas and salad. We even started to play truth or dare and I was fascinated by what secrets the guys were revealing, including Ste, who admitted to gay sex and Dave, who admitted to he and his wife using dogging sites and having sex in front of several guy's.

Jason chose a dare and I got to see his beautiful cock that was clearly 5/6 " uncut hanging beautifully away from his body over his hairless bollocks and geezer, what a peachy arse. More surprising, it was Tony who suggested that Jason's dare was to strip, and place a bottle of beer between his thighs. Dave had to drink the beer without touching the bottle. It was crazy, funny and very homoerotic. We were all pretty pissed by the time we were thinking about going to bed. Jason suprised me further, by not putting his clothes back on. To be fair, with a cock and body like his, I wouldn't either. At one point , I did ask if he had eaten the rest of the elephant, he'd taken the cock from.

Paul suggested we shower before bed so we're ready to eat and head out quickly in the morning. Tony, Dave, Jason, Jerry me and Paul headed to grab towels and head to the shower. Matty, (whom I suspected wasn't overly hot on hygiene), Andy and Ste went up to bed. Tony and Dave dived under the shower first and I made the smart move of brushing my teeth in thc mirror opposite. I decided to shave too!

I watched intently as the two guys lathered up and washed themselves. I caught a glimpse of Tony's cock which was a big as the rest of him. Looking up I realised Jason had joined me at the basins and his eyes met my gaze in the mirror. He gave a little smile. I felt my knob chump again. Fuck, this undercurrent of sexual tension is driving me nuts. Paul and Jerry left the stalls at the same time and swapped places with Tony and Dave, damn I missed it, both had their towels tied already and after brushing their teeth, disappeared. Jason still naked (and making me dribble) asked the guys if he could squeeze in. I hung back against the wall, then went to get water from the kitchen as the sight of those three in the shower messing around, spraying Jason with the hand hose, was going to tip me over the edge. I returned and Paul was drying off. "Jerry and Jase have gone up" he said opening his towel to reveal a hard on. I looked round, "it's cool, we will hear the guys first before they come in. This guy needs attention". 

I literally fell to my knees pushing Paul back against the wall and swallowed his cock. My eyes closed and I buried my face in his pubes. Being overcome with lust for his cock, didn't stop me registering that they were much more tidy, he's trimmed? Paul's hand clasp at the back of my head and he roughly fucked my throat. I was so horny I didn't care and spluttered away, furiously yanking my dick until I felt my balls tighten and I reached the point of no return. Paul beat me to it and I choked as he erupted in my throat and I all over the floor. I fell back panting and gasping, eyes watering, fuck I must have looked a mess lol. Paul turned the shower on, and helped me up, kissing me and sharing his tasty load. After washing his dick he stepped out the shower to leave me to it, and brushed his teeth. Nothing more was said and we climbed the stairs to the bedrooms. 

Our door was closed and as the handle turned we heard the thump of quick movement ....